Qin Huairu's legs were trembling, and she felt like a hot stream was about to spurt out from her lower abdomen.
"You...are you a human or a ghost? How...why are you back?"
Jia Dongxu said word by word:"You said, I am a human being and a ghost."
After she finished speaking, she suddenly disappeared.
Qin Huairu's legs softened and she fell directly on the door frame. She held her up with her hands to prevent her from falling. Before she could stand up straight, Jia Dongxu suddenly appeared in front of her again.
Qin Huairu couldn't bear the heat any longer, and spurted out, flowing down her thighs to the ground.
Then she rolled her eyes, and fainted like Jia Zhang.
The voice Jia Zhang had just made was already Qin Jingru woke up. She sat up in a daze and saw Jia Zhang lying on the ground. Qin Huairu was standing at the door, and her consciousness did not follow her for a moment.
When Qin Huairu fell to the ground, she came to her senses and got out of bed. Walking towards the door, as soon as she walked to Qin Huairu, she saw a man standing at the door.
Qin Jingru was startled by him. When she saw the man clearly, she was so scared that she closed her eyes and screamed. The sound of decibel, even Jia Dongxu couldn't help but cover his ears.
Qin Jingru's move scared Banggan to tears, and also woke up Xiaodang and Sophora japonica, and they both started crying.
The lights of other residents in the courtyard also started to light up. , screamed twice in succession, especially the last one, who kept shouting, not afraid of lack of oxygen. Not only the people from the middle courtyard came out, but also the front and rear courtyards came over, except Silly Zhu, Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e and three others.
Yu Li followed the Yan family and saw Zhang Wenyuan coming out with his clothes on. She came up to him and asked him what happened.
Zhang Wenyuan shook his head and said he didn't understand what happened.
Yan Jiecheng said:" The voice she shouted just now didn't sound like Qin Huairu's. Who shouted it? Good guy, it's so long, and she's not afraid of shouting about hypoxia. Zhang
Wenyuan said:"It should be Qin Jingru, she sounds younger too."."
Yu Li rolled her eyes at the two of them. Men are like this. They can't leave their mouths without women.
"Huairu, old sister-in-law, what's going on? What happened?"Yi Zhonghai walked up and asked Qin Jingru, who had her eyes closed.
Qin Jingru slowly opened her eyes when she heard the sound, and found that Jia Dongxu had disappeared, and everyone in the courtyard was gathered around.
"My brother-in-law and I came back, and my aunt and sister were frightened and fainted."Qin Huairu said intermittently.
Qin Jingru's brother-in-law? Isn't that Jia Dongxu? He has been dead for such a long time, how could he appear?
"Really, he was still smiling at me at the door, right here.……"
While Qin Jingru was talking, the third aunt had already pinched Qin Huairu and woke her up. She also saw that Qin Huairu's pants were wet and there was a smell of urine.
"Huairu, your sister said Dongxu is back, is it true?"Yi Zhonghai asked.
Qin Huairu's face turned pale and she nodded with difficulty. She did see Jia Dongxu, but she didn't react at first. It was Jia Zhang who called Dongxu, and she realized that it was her husband who came back..
Everyone felt a chill on their backs and couldn't help but look back. The timid ones started to squeeze into the crowd.
"Why hasn’t Aunt Jia woke up yet?"Someone in the crowd asked.
The second aunt and the third aunt looked at each other. Neither of them wanted to wake up Jia Zhang. The guy not only peed his pants, but also pulled his pants pockets. As soon as he got close to her, the smell smelt them. Disgusting.
Zhang Wenyuan joked to Yu Li in a low voice, but Yan Jiecheng next to him heard it, and he immediately shouted out: (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"Give Aunt Jia a bottle of boy's urine, which is specially designed to cure evil spirits! When Liu
Haizhong heard this, he immediately agreed:"Jie Cheng is right. There was this saying before, hurry up, go find a boy to urinate.""
Everyone has urine jars in the house. Some of them have been adulterated with adult urine and are no longer pure. Those who have not been adulterated have already gone back to carry the urine jars.
Yan Jiecheng shouted again:"Isn't Banggeng still asleep? Just let Banggeng pee directly. This child didn't want to take the initiative to save her grandma."
Yu Li looked at Yan Jiecheng, a fool, speechlessly. Zhang Wenyuan whispered to her, and Yan Jiecheng immediately shouted out loudly, not afraid of offending the Jia family.
Liu Haizhong directly asked the second aunt and the third aunt to deal with the situation. Pull him over, take off this kid's pants, and point it in his grandma's face
"BangGeng, hurry up, you have to pee." Liu Haizhong urged anxiously
"Lao Liu, don't worry, just let the child take it easy. With so many people watching, you won't be able to pee even if it's on you. Yan Bugui said with a smile.
"Second uncle, you can’t admit defeat. Just pee and let the third uncle see what you’re doing." shouted a neighbor
"That is, the second uncle must be strong and eat well every day, so the urine will definitely be more effective than the stick." another person said[]
".It would be better to use Shazhu's. Shazhu's boyish body has been retained for thirty years. Wouldn't the effect be better?"
"Hey, why didn't you see Silly Zhu? Not even Xu Damao came?"
"That is, when Silly Zhu has nothing to do, he runs to Qin Huairu every day. If something really happens, he can't be found again."
When everyone brought the urinal, Banggeng also started to release water. The small trickle could not wake up Jia Zhang, so she still had to use the big one. The people standing around her all moved away, and Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangtian volunteered to take the urinal, poured Jie on Jia Zhang's head.
Jia Zhang coughed twice, and finally there was movement. Yan Jiecheng came back excitedly, wanting to ask Yu Li and Zhang Wenyuan shows off
"Alas, it's a pity, if you pour it directly into your mouth, you won't be able to use so much."Zhang Wenyuan smiled and whispered to Yu Li.
Yu Li smiled and pushed him. This guy was also a bad guy. He came up with his own ideas and didn't show up. Yan Jiecheng foolishly went to help him (Qian Lihao).
Just like this time when she splashed urine on Mrs. Jia Zhang’s face, Yu Li didn’t believe that Zhang Wenyuan had no vengeful behavior, but this time it was really relieved.
Mrs. Jia Zhang usually offended people in the courtyard. She called Yu Li a little coquettish fox and Yu Li heard it. Seeing that she could be so unlucky, Yu Li felt happy in her heart.
But when she thought about it, her whole family fainted because of seeing Jia Dongxu. Yu Li His body felt cold and he couldn't help but lean closer to Zhang Wenyuan.
Yan Jiecheng also smiled and said:"Why didn't you tell me earlier? If you had told me earlier, you would definitely have witnessed this magical scene today. However, it’s okay if you don’t use it. You can use it next time if you have a chance."
Jia Zhang opened her eyes and was about to scream when she saw Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and others standing not far away, and her precious son had disappeared.
Jia Zhang clicked her lips and felt that There's something wrong with the taste...
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