Playing the role of Keqing at the beginning, I made the whole network fall in love

In the live broadcast.

The enthusiasm of the cp party for discussion even far exceeded their expectations for the number of votes.

Jiang Xiaoyu came on stage just to go through the necessary procedures. He was absolutely sure to win the championship, and then he just had to wait to receive the award.

There is little to expect from what is known.

But the cp battle is different! very beginning.

Everyone thinks that the CP pair of Irena and Broom are definitely a cult.

Who on earth would want to knock the CP of magical girls and magic broomsticks?!

Wouldn't it be nice to have sex with another magical girl?

But when everyone saw the evidence of those Miss Broom CP fans.

Suddenly I feel... it seems... it's not unreasonable!

【From this point of view, the Chip Witch was really merciful, not even sparing her own broom and wand. Is she still a human being?!!】

【You yourself say you are a witch, but of course you are not a human being but a magical girl! (dog head)】

【ha? ? After working on it for a long time, my life is worse than a broom, right? ?】

【Come on, that's a magic broom that can turn into a human form, and it has 533 pink fur, and it has full wife attributes. What do you think? ?】

【Irena: My magic can turn objects into girls, although I almost got eaten when I made a mistake and turned the wand into a big sister.~】

【I really want to be Miss Irena’s broom...so that I can be ridden by her every day! (Slobber)】

【A broken wand silently expressed why everyone is a magic tool, but why are their treatment so different?……】

【Stop arguing!!! I support Irena and want them all!!! (anger)】

【……】

On stage.

Jiang Xiaoyu held the microphone in one hand and Miss Broom, who was involved in the"peach news" with her, in the other hand, and introduced:

"Although it is a witch's broom, it is not a magic item and cannot use magic power."

"In this broom state, there is no way to act independently."

"If you want to fly, you need to inject magic power from me"

"For a witch who always maintains elegance, she always sits sideways when riding a broom."

"It can also prevent leakage!"

Jiang Xiaoyu smiled sweetly, his eyebrows curved

"If you use the magic that turns objects into people on her, you can get a human form."

"She is a beautiful girl with pink hair."

She did not forget to add

"Of course, she's not as beautiful as me~"

As Jiang Xiaoyu spoke, the scene suddenly burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

And the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded again

【Yes, I just remembered that Irena always sits sideways on a broomstick every time she flies... Obviously everyone sits upright, right?!】

【Sitting sideways makes sense!! I've always found those magical girls who sit upright to be strange. Could it be that... they never get hurt?!】

【The correct way to ride a broom is as follows:

Ride forward (×)

Ride sideways (×)

Hold the broom and fly by yourself (v)

Use one hand to support the weight of the whole body to float the pp (v)】

【In fact, there is such a thing as a magic boy, but due to years of squeezing and friction, I don’t know when or why, there are only magical girls in the world.……】

【No wonder I haven’t become a magician at the age of thirty. It turns out it’s because I have a little brother! Then can I still be a magical girl after I go to a certain country and come back?】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu held the microphone in his hand, his round eyes filled with light. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Why didn't you bring your wand today?"

"It seems that magical girls’ means of transportation have always been brooms.……"

The host was also very cooperative, accepted her words appropriately, and continued the process.

Jiang Xiaoyu nodded thoughtfully

"Because the broom is inconspicuous, even if Muggles see it, they won't be surprised."

"Hmm...if you are caught speeding in the air, you can also use a broom to disguise yourself as a cleaner"

"But if you wave a wand around outside...it's still weird, right?"

Hearing Jiang Xiaoyu's answer, the audience was all happy.

They said that everyone is Muggle...

I can't bear it!

But he was caught speeding in the air, so what's the point of pretending to be a cleaner?!

Many people knew Jiang Xiaoyu for the first time.

At first, I subconsciously thought that a top beauty like her must have a cold and arrogant personality in reality.

But I never expected it.

This little girl has no appearance baggage at all!

Especially when she talks about these jokes, The serious expression on his face makes it even more interesting!

Not only is the interesting soul one of a million, but the beautiful skin is also unique, and there is no substitute!

Compared to the live audience, the laughter is endless.

Some water friends who often watched Jiang Xiaoyu in the live broadcast room seemed much calmer.

【This question asks, if you don’t ride a broom, should you ride a mop?!】

【Xiaoyu, that’s what we said in the past. Now it’s weird to go out with a broom. We magical girls have now changed to carrying mobile phones as transportation, okay? (dog head)】

【Everyone knows that there is a spell called the Invisible Cushion Charm, which is specially used to improve the comfort of broomsticks!】

【Warm reminder: Never search why magical girls ride broomsticks……】

【If you tell me not to go, then I won’t go? I found out that the origin of the broom as a flying tool for witches is because the broom, as a sweeping tool, symbolizes purification and cleansing of the soul.】

【I also searched, and the process of finding answers was really eye-opening for me!!!

Please stop reading, please...

If the source I found is reliable, the"flights" of early witches were actually hallucinations caused by taking drugs.

As for this kind of psychedelic drug, if you take it directly, you may get drunk before you feel good, so it is absorbed from the skin and mucous membranes instead.

As we all know, the richest part of women's mucous membranes is actually... but how to apply the medicine?

Very simple, use a rod-shaped object.

Then here comes the problem!

What's the easiest rod-shaped object to find in a room that doesn't look suspicious?】

【Thinking about it this way, even the broom becomes full of astringency...

So, for a magical girl with a sensitive constitution, the broom should be slippery after riding it for a minute, right?】

【……】