Just when everyone was stunned.
The girl standing on the box put her hands on her hips and spoke loudly
"Rich, poor, people with wine glasses or people with nothing, raise your glasses!"
"If not, use your arms instead."
Her voice is a very crisp girl's voice, clear and clean, like a sweet spring, and it sounds very comfortable.
And the tone of her voice is also ups and downs, like an opera.
Jiang Xiaoyu spread his right hand, with a black palm on it. satin gloves.
She flipped up her hair and smiled, her laughter as clear and sweet as a silver bell.
"Welcome to the land of water!"
"I, Fukalos, will recognize the value and significance of your journey."
"Now you can cheer to your heart’s content!"
When Jiang Xiaoyu appeared on the stage, she directly restored the scene in the game where she first met the Water God.
As her voice fell, barrage filled the screen.
【Fischer, don’t think that I won’t recognize you because you dyed your hair white and came to Fontaine!!!】
【Compared with Fischer, she is obviously not a middle school student, because her distinguished status shows that she is a middle school student!!】
【Wait a minute, stupid hair + heavy personality + female body shape reminds me of a new"360" Jin Herrscher next door……】
【I always thought that the Water Goddess would be like the God of Thunder, that she might have a dual personality, one retarded and the other normal. But it turned out...she was truly retarded!! I really didn’t expect that (smile)】
【+1!! This water god gives me the feeling of a contemporary college student……】
【But she is the first god to take the initiative to welcome us warmly. Can I not understand whether she is weak or mentally retarded? ? (crying)】
【I'm too stupid not to smoke, but I'm so stupid that I have to smoke!!!】
【A generation of water gods: If Fu Nina can help her up, you can do it; if she can’t, you can make yourself king!
Navilette: I dedicated myself to death and died (crying)】
【The life of the Water God is really good, much better than that of the Grass God. He is also a second-generation god. The Water God has Willette in charge of handling affairs.
She just needs to go crazy every day and become a national idol and do what she likes. The Grass God was directly imprisoned by his subordinates for five hundred years. Funina's treatment made the green badminton player next door cry!】
【Fonina: Villette, go give him a slap!
Ecclesiastical Order: Nasida, come here and get a slap!
Nasida:?】
【……】
Jiang Xiaoyu's appearance was"excessive" just like in the game.
Successfully amused the friends in front of the screen. original.
I thought Funina was a fun person. did not expect.
She is just a joy... like a child who has been pampered and pampered since childhood.
The biggest role in Fontaine is that of mascot and folk idol.
Jiang Xiaoyu slowly stepped down from the box with his arms crossed.
The tail of the suit is more dynamic when walking, elegant and mysterious.
The tail sways lightly with the steps, like petals flying in the water.
Jiang Xiaoyu walked straight to the camera.
But he found that the screen was full of barrages saying that the Water God was a stupid roe deer.
She put her hands on her hips and snorted:"Those who said you were a stupid roe deer just now, count them all, arrest them all!"
"I even dare to judge foreign gods, but I can’t judge you anymore?"
However, this arrogant little look only made everyone more cute.
【Who else do you want to judge if you can't even defeat the young master? ?】
【Si Shen: This is what the blue otter did to you. It’s really a shame. Water God, remember this! Come to me, Mond Liyue Rice Wife Xumi! It’s designated that I can’t drink your good juice!】
【Barbatos: Fontaine breeze will change to tornado tomorrow.
Morax: Rains will turn into rock guns in Fontaine tomorrow afternoon.
Balzebul: Tomorrow I will strike the city of Fontaine with one blow.
Buyer: All vegetation trends in Fontaine tomorrow】
【Damn it (lowering head, blushing shyly), what do you want me to say (rubbing the hem of her skirt shyly), I just want Lady Funina to judge me severely (head steaming, head buried in her chest, mosquito voice shouting ),Ah ah ah ah ah! Lady Funina!!】
【hateful!! Lady Funina can only judge me alone!! Hehe... (drooling) Judge me to your heart's content!!】
【You will all be judged by the Water God in the court! Court review, start!】
【I will judge you for Fufu!! You have been arrested for the crime of losing your temper in public and disturbing the peace of the barrage!!】
【……】
Jiang Xiaoyu opened the gaming chair and sat down.
After she sat down, the distance was even closer.
Everyone just found out.
There was something different about those eyes of hers.
It's said to be strange eyes, but that's not exactly the case.
What's different from ordinary strange pupils is that most of the strange pupils of other characters are two completely different colors.
For example, Tokisaki Kurumi's right eye has a bewitching red pupil, while his left eye has a golden dial.
Fu Nina's eyes were azure water color.
But the difference is.
One is darker and one is lighter.
Those eyes were bright and clear, and the deep blue eyes were like a deep and peaceful ocean.
The light blue eyes were gleaming with water, like glass beads washed with clear water, reflecting the glimmer of light.
She crossed her legs, and her long, white legs were immediately exposed to the camera.
She snorted softly:"What? Are you dissatisfied?"
【Not convinced!! If the Water God enters Zhou Ben, I must take out my Four Gods team to show him what a nuclear reactor is!!】
【If you don’t have steamed buns, you don’t have steamed buns!! Unless...kissed by Fufu! (Slobber)】
【The back hem of Fufu’s little suit is so cool. I really like the complicated pleats, the well-proportioned layering and the blue-purple color combination. The one side is asymmetrical and the wavy hair really pokes me. Hehe, Fufu, my Fufu. Fu... (drooling)】
【If you have something to say, please speak it carefully and don’t expose your legs at all times. Do you know how difficult it is for everyone to supplement their nutrition? Now that everything is exposed, just take off your shoes and take a look at jio!! (Slobber)】
【Let me introduce to you brothers, this person on the screen is my lovely wife Fu Nina. She has white and blue fluffy curly hair, and wears a smart dark blue suit with a gorgeous hem. Fu Fu will stick to my face when she is happy. , he would step on me hard with his heel when he was angry!! (Slobber)】
【……】(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Jiang Xiaoyu frowned as he looked at a bunch of crazy barrages.
"Don't post such a long message. I can't see all the comments."
"Don't legislate here!!!" at this time....
A gorgeous special effect of a spaceship appeared on the screen.
Formed a luxurious galactic fleet!
【The sinner of Funina gave the anchor a spaceship x66! And left a message: Look at me, look at me!! 】
Jiang Xiaoyu held his chin with one hand, looked at the ID and thanked:
"Thank you...Funina's sinner for the spaceship!"
【Funina's sinner: Since you said you are not a stupid roe deer, can I ask you a question?】
【Funina's sinner: If you answer, I will admit that you are not a stupid roe deer! ]
Jiang Xiaoyu took a deep breath.
She wanted to pretend not to see it.
After all, wouldn’t it be embarrassing if you didn’t answer!
But the other party had swiped sixty-six spaceships, and it was a bit difficult to pretend not to see it...
She had no choice but to clear her throat and said,"Ask me, what's the question?""
【Funina's Sinner: Which part of the human body becomes 6-7 times larger when excited? 】
Jiang Xiaoyu:? ? ?
She looked at this barrage in silence for a few seconds.
Although his face looked expressionless, he was going crazy inside. hateful!!!
How should she answer this?
Even if she knew the answer, she couldn't say it!
She bit her lower lip, and then uttered a sentence
"I know...but I refuse to answer!"
【Funina's Sinner: It's the pupils. When a person's pupils are stimulated, they will dilate seven times!】
【Funina's Sinner: So...why do you know but refuse to answer? (dog head)]
Jiang Xiaoyu was stunned for a few seconds.
The blue pupils also dilated instantly when they saw the answer.
That's it? That's it?
How do you feel... that you have just been teased?!
What was she thinking about just now?
Even if you honestly don’t know.
It’s better than"I know, but refuse to answer"!
This is really embarrassing!
The fans in front of the screen couldn't stop laughing when they saw her stunned look and this extremely serious answer.
【The last time I heard this joke I was a virgin and now I am a mother of three!!】
【You know exactly what it is, tell me!!】
【no? ? Are you playing seriously? ?】
【Sorry, I apologize first, I thought it was……】
【Black and white words, the more you look at them, the more yellow they become……】
【I’m here for Sese, not for serious science popularization!!!】
【Finally someone can tease Xiaoyu for once!!】
【……】
Jiang Xiaoyu quickly picked up the water glass on the table and pretended to drink, covering his slightly embarrassed expression and adjusting his emotions.
Quickly, she put down the cup.
She flipped her short hair around her ears and spoke with a proud look on her face.
"I know that you ordinary people inevitably have some vulgar perceptions."
"But don’t forget, there are mediocre and excellent gods"
"In terms of my talent, of course I am an excellent one."
"So, I'm just too lazy to answer!"
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