When Jiang Xiaoyu came back with a water glass.

I saw the barrage being posted.——

"Look hungry"、"I can't even imagine how delicious this is"、"Is it purple sweet potato flavor?"、"So where can I buy it?"……

It seems like a ridiculous barrage.

But it fell in the eyes of Jiang Xiaoyu, who is also a 1sp.

Of course you know what they mean!

Jiang Xiaoyu pulled out his chair and sat down.

When she just got the water glass, she was planning to tell a casual story and then play it.

But... now that she saw this kind of barrage, she suddenly felt bad in her heart.

She smiled slightly, her eyes moved lightly, and a hint of cunning flashed through her eyes.

"Since we are coaxing you to sleep, let me tell you a fairy tale.……"

Her voice was soft and clean, like a stream of water flowing over her restless heart.

Under the expectant eyes of the water friends, Jiang Xiaoyu finally spoke.

"long long time ago……"

"On New Year's Eve, in an ordinary town, every household is filled with happiness and joy."

"Even if the weather is bad, the wind is howling, and the snow is floating in the pale sky……"

"It still didn’t affect people’s mood during the festival."

New Year's Eve? An ordinary town?

The weather is very cold? It's still snowing?

A fairy tale?

These clues are combined together, and water friends have already guessed it.

【The little match girl? This is what I heard when I was a kid……】

【+1! When I was in elementary school, I bought a set of Andersen's fairy tales!】

【Although it’s a story so corny that you can guess the ending, since it’s Kama who told it, I’m willing to listen!!】

【……】

The water friends originally thought that Jiang Xiaoyu was going to do something new.

So everyone is looking forward to the story she has to tell.

But I didn’t expect 773.

Just an ordinary little match girl... although her voice is gentle and beautiful.

But this story... is really bad. Almost no one has heard of it. It has no novelty and makes people lack interest.

Jiang Xiaoyu didn't look at the barrage and continued to speak:

"only——"

"There was a little girl, but she couldn't be happy"

"Everyone has gone home for the holidays……"

"Who will buy her nuclear bomb?"

In an instant.

The water friend in front of the screen was confused.

What the hell?!

Who will buy her nuclear bomb?!

The development and direction of the previous plot...

She is obviously the little girl selling matches!

Why did she suddenly become a nuclear bomb seller? ?

Is this reasonable?!

Is this something that a little girl can sell casually?!

As expected, Jiang Xiaoyu wouldn’t be Jiang Xiaoyu if she didn’t straighten up her work...

Everyone thought she was a cliché little match girl.

But she turned into a nuclear bomb seller!

【Did I mispronounce it by mistake... The little girl with the TM nuclear bomb made me laugh to death!】

【To be fair, a nuclear bomb should be at least a few tons. This little girl, even Barbie, can't carry it!】

【Since it’s a fairy tale, it doesn’t make sense, right?……】

【……】

Jiang Xiaoyu's gentle voice continued

"The little girl’s name is Keli"

"The little girl is short. Snowflakes fall on her golden hair. The hair is curled and pulled on her shoulders. She looks very beautiful.……"

"When she came out of the house, she was wearing a thin old red dress and a pair of slippers."

"But what's the use? Those are a pair of big slippers, worn by her mother"

"She pushed the trolley across the street……"

"suddenly! (bgfc)"

Along with Jiang Xiaoyu's voice, there was also the sound of horse hooves stepping fiercely and howling loudly.

The sudden appearance of background music shocked the audience in front of the screen, as if they were really immersed in the scene. territory

"Two carriages rushed over quickly!"

"She was so scared that she ran away with her shoes!"

"Also frightened was the coachman, who reined in his horse and prepared to scold the child."

"But when he saw the pitiful appearance of little Keli and the nuclear bomb in the trolley, he silently closed his mouth again.……"

【What did you call this little girl just now? ? You say it again? ?】

【Keli? ? What magical linkage? ?】

【Baby Kelly!! Why are you wearing old clothes?! I obviously bought you new clothes for the little witch!!】

【Are you serious about nuclear bombs? How many molas?】

【Coachman: I can’t afford it, I can’t afford it!】

【……】

"Although Xiao Keli ran away and lost her shoes, she could only keep walking forward."

"But the weather was so cold that she couldn't stop shivering, and her face was pale without a trace of blood.……"

"Her cold and purple hands were tightly clenched on the trolley, which was filled with nuclear bombs and remote controls."

"She walked on the snow, every step was filled with biting cold, and she staggered……"

At this time, there was also a"rustling" sound of footsteps.

It felt like I was really stepping on the snow step by step. follow closely.

Jiang Xiaoyu's gentle voice changed into a crisp and sweet lolita sound.

"Selling nuclear bombs, selling nuclear bombs……"

"Keli's voice was hoarse and she shouted over and over again"

"She shouted for a long time, but no one had a guest, and no one gave her a mola……"

"After all, on this New Year's Eve, everyone is preparing for the holiday, and no one needs a nuclear bomb"

"She had no choice but to walk and walk all the way……"

"finally……"

"She saw an uncle!"

"She ran forward and said very earnestly"

"Uncle, just buy a nuclear bomb. I haven't eaten in three days!"

"But that uncle ignored her……"(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【who is it!! Who is this uncle!! How dare you reject my daughter!!】

【Say it quickly!! Is this uncle Diluc?!】

【Who is a serious person who buys nuclear bombs? Do you buy it?】

【……】

"Xiao Keli is very sad. If she doesn't sell a nuclear bomb, she will really starve to death."

"She had no choice but to keep walking and walking.……"

"I don’t know how long she walked, but Xiao Keli finally got tired and stopped shouting."

"Looking around, she found a place where she could rest"

"So, Xiao Keli parked the cart and struggled to push away the thick snow, revealing a clearing."

"She sighed, sat down slowly, and curled up into a small ball.……"

Whoosh whoosh... a howling cold wind blew by

"Suddenly, a seductive scent of meat floated into her nose"

"She could smell it, it was the aroma of chicken stuffed with sweet flowers.……"

"Perhaps because she was too hungry, little Keli greedily inhaled the smell of meat and drooled.……"

"It's just that these things don't belong to her at all"

"She could only curl herself up smaller in an attempt to escape the smell of meat."

"She huddled in the corner, shivering from the cold……"

"Little Keli kept rubbing her frozen little hands. She was thinking, how can she keep her body warm?"

As soon as Jiang Xiaoyu finished speaking, the water friends in front of the screen couldn't hold back any longer.

【Hahahahahaha I really wanted to sleep, but when I heard this, I laughed so much that I fell asleep!!】

【What about the sweet little story before going to bed? ? This is obviously a ghost story!!】

【I didn't want to laugh at first, but my mind automatically thought of Keli, and I couldn't stand it anymore.……】

【……】

Whoosh whoosh... the howling of the cold wind is getting louder.

"After looking around for a while, Xiao Keli's eyes finally fell on her trolley."

"Xiao Keli thought that if a nuclear bomb was ignited, it might be warmer……"

"But these nuclear bombs were all for sale, and she didn't sell any of them, and she couldn't bear to light them."

"She was cold and hungry, and her hands were frozen and stiff"

"Suffering from hunger and cold, Xiao Keli thought of her deceased grandma and dropped the little pearls."

"in a trance……"

"Grandma's kind face gradually appeared in front of Xiao Keli's eyes, making her unable to distinguish between illusion and reality."

"Little Keli looked at her grandma's face and smiled foolishly - but in the eyes of others, she was just smiling into the air."

"Grandma said to her kindly, Keli, come with grandma."

"Grandma will take you to a good place, where there is no hunger and pain, only endless food and eternal happiness.……"

"Xiao Keli was moved when she heard this, and she hurriedly said"

"Grandma, take me away quickly!"

"However, grandma was not in a hurry and just told her"

"Don't worry, grandma said, look at the remote control in the stroller next to you. Is there a red button on it?"

"Just click and you can meet grandma"

"When Xiao Keli heard this, she quickly stood up and took out the remote control from the stroller."

"Without hesitation, she pressed the bright red button!"

"boom——"

Accompanied by a huge explosion in the background.

The audience in front of the screen seemed to see a huge rising mushroom cloud.……

"When the fire appeared, Xiao Keli finally saw her grandma"

"Her eyes filled with excitement and she threw herself into her grandma's arms."

"Grandma also picked up little Keli and held her in her arms"

"They both flew away in light and joy, flying higher and higher.……"

"Fly to a place where there is no cold, no hunger, and no pain……"

"So, that evening"

"Everyone in Mondstadt met Xiao Keli’s dear grandma……"

As Jiang Xiaoyu's voice fell, the water friends in front of the screen couldn't hold back any longer!

Has everyone seen Grandma Xiao Keli?!

Is this the familiar Andersen fairy tale?!

This is obviously a fairy tale from Antu Village!!

The barrage also filled the entire screen as enthusiastically as a nuclear bomb exploded.

【In the last sentence, I really can’t hold back the whole Mondstadt crowd, hahahahaha!!】

【nonsense!! The nuclear bombs have exploded. How can they not see their grandma?!】

【Keli: Ta-ta-ta~~ Super bouncing nuclear bomb!!! boom~!!!】

【Keli: This time I chose the type with enhanced firepower when not frying fish~ God bless me, please blow Keli’s nuclear bomb to the right place.~!】

【Captain Qin will prevent Keli from seeing the sun the next day!! (Smile)】

【No, no, no, Keli doesn’t have to report to the solitary room this time because the solitary room has been blown up.……】

【Mondstadt: Are you polite? ?】

【……】

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