Su Chen was the first to walk out of the can shop.
Everyone followed closely.
"Shopkeeper, how can I transform?"
Xiaoyao Hou asked curiously.
Su Chen: "Just use your mind."
"I'm looking forward to it. What kind of car will it be?"
Honglian jumped up and down with great anticipation.
The next second, Xiaoyao Hou's lower limbs were changing.
His two feet disappeared.
Replaced by two wheels.
Seeing this, Jiang Yuyan was extremely shocked.
Her beautiful eyes widened, and she instinctively covered her open mouth, staggering back a few steps.
"This——"
As for the others present, they had naturally seen more outrageous transformations than Xiaoyao Hou, and some were just curious, not terrified.
Then Xiaoyaohou's body fell forward directly.
The upper limbs then turned into two wheels.
So a black, small mining car with a bamboo hat appeared in front of everyone.
Xiaoyaohou was still waiting for the next change, but there was no movement.
"Why didn't it change?"
Sikong Qianluo muttered.
Su Chen pretended to be calm: "It's done."
Sikong Qianluo widened his beautiful eyes: "???"
Everyone was incredulous: "???"
Su Chen walked into Xiaoyaohou: "Try to drive forward, how does it feel?"
Xiaoyaohou used his mind.
The car really moved.
But it only moved a little bit, and it couldn't move anymore.
Yun Luo, who was about to applaud, stopped his hands in mid-air and was stunned on the spot.
Xiaoyaohou looked helpless.
That's it?
Is this the powerful devil fruit they said was so powerful?
What a lousy car!
It made me look so ugly.
Xiaoyao Hou cursed inwardly.
"Puff!"
Honglian finally couldn't help laughing at the strange little mine cart.
"This car is too weird!"
"The transformation is actually the limbs turning into wheels."
"The key is that it can't run!"
"This looks too ridiculous, doesn't it?"
"Haha——"
Yunluo didn't want to laugh.
She was trying her best to control herself.
She couldn't laugh easily.
It would be bad if she made a fool of herself in front of the store owner again.
But after Honglian said that, she laughed so hard that she fell backwards.
Yun Luo couldn't help but let out a "puff".
"Hehe——"
Yun Luo couldn't stand up straight from laughing.
Sikong Qianluo also covered his mouth and laughed.
Xiaoyao Hou felt that he had lost face this time.
At this moment, he wanted to strangle the chattering Honglian and Yun Luo to death.
Humph! If one day, the two of you fall into my hands.
I will definitelyTorture you well, make you live a life worse than death.
In the blink of an eye.
Xiaoyao Hou turned back into human form.
He suppressed his anger and remained silent.
Although it was a car that could not drive.
But for Jiang Yuyan, a new girl, such a transformation was still incredible.
She did not expect that one day her dream would actually come true.
This made Jiang Yuyan even more excited.
Everyone returned to the jar shop.
Xiaoyao Hou was in a complicated mood.
Although he had bigger plans.
He didn't care about these jars.
But when he saw that the things he opened were more useless than one another, he was furious.
In addition, he was laughed at on the spot.
This bad experience activated his inferiority complex deep in his heart.
It made his ugliness and viciousness escalate again.
But there are still three jars left.
Xiaoyao Hou felt that there was still hope.
Maybe this is the mentality of gamblers!
"Bang~"
Another jar shattered.
Another golden experience halo.
Xiaoyao Hou became extremely nervous.
"Another experience halo!"
Yun Luo stared at the halo curiously.
Su Chen looked at the virtual panel.
[Prostitute experience halo]—You haven't taken it off yet, what's your reason? What are your specialties?
—My speciality is prostitution.
—You figured it out, so what? Should I give you a prize?
—Do you think prostitution is easy?
—How difficult is it?
—Plucking all the hair first.
—Whose hair are you plucking?
- Are you sick? Of course you are not plucking my hair!
- Are you plucking it hard?
- Boil some water and pluck it out immediately.
- I won't let you pluck even a single hair!
- If you don't pluck the hair, you will eat a mouthful of hair.
- Do you want me to eat it myself?
- If you don't pluck the hair and don't eat it yourself, then I won't do business with you.
Classic scene from "The Mermaid".
Su Chen really wanted to laugh out loud.
Xiaoyao Hou looked at Su Chen: "Shopkeeper, what kind of experience is this time~'?"
Su Chen smiled: "This is a halo of experience in making chickens."
"As long as you integrate and absorb it, you can make super delicious roast chicken."
Xiaoyao Hou was speechless.
I wanted to cry but I couldn't.
Be a chicken?
How could I, Xiaoyao Hou, be a chicken?
Hmph! I am really pissed off.
"Shopkeeper, did you deliberately not arrange good things for me?"
"Why are the things that others get better than mine?"
Xiaoyao Hou finally couldn't help but ask.
Without waiting for Su Chen to speak.
Sikong Qianluo, Azhu and others on the side were not happy.
"This guest, you can't say that."
"What you get when you open a can depends on your luck."
"Besides, you have a lot of experience in cooking chickens! I guarantee you can make a unique roast chicken in the world."
Azhu said first.
"Yes, what you get depends on your luck."
"You have a lot of experience in cooking chickens! You learned how to cook chickens, and it would be great if you could open a small shop yourself!"
Honglian said with her hands on her hips.
Yunluo snorted coldly: "Who can I blame for my bad luck?"
The girls grumbled one by one.
Su Chen was too lazy to explain.
But seeing them
Seeing these little beauties defending Su Chen so much.
Xiaoyao Hou understood.
These beautiful beauties in front of him all have a good impression of the owner.
Xiaoyao Hou snorted coldly inwardly.
Isn't he just a little more handsome?
After tonight, I will be able to unify the martial arts world and become the supreme master of the martial arts world.
Then, being the woman of Xiaoyao Hou will be the happiest.
Let’s not bother with you for now.
Xiaoyao Hou poked the halo casually.
The halo disappeared,
Then he smashed the next jar.
A book fell down.
Everyone’s first reaction was the martial arts secret book.
When Su Chen saw the four big words on the cover, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and his forehead was black.
Oh my god!
Isn’t this the popular colored book in Naruto?
This can even be opened by Xiaoyao Hou.
[Intimate Paradise] A novel written by Jiraiya from the Naruto world, a gift for Kakashi’s 18th birthday, and Kakashi’s favorite - damn! Where’s my book! Why is my book gone! That's my favorite! Where's my book? Woohoo--
Su Chen rubbed his temples.
Seeing Su Chen's expression.
Xiaoyao Hou was a little confused.
The girls couldn't help but get curious.
Xiaoyao Hou picked up the book on the table, opened it, and read it carefully.
The next moment, his pupils shrank sharply, revealing a smug smile.
Page 1, page 2, page 3...
Xiaoyao Hou turned page after page, completely forgetting himself.
Su Chen frowned.
It seems that Xiaoyao Hou is quite satisfied with this book.
Wang Yuyan looked at Su Chen curiously: "Shopkeeper, is this a martial arts secret book?"
The girls also looked at Su Chen in unison.
It must be a very profound martial arts secret book that can make this person so devoted.
Su Chen waved his hand: "This is a novel."
"Ah! It turns out to be a storytelling book."
The girls suddenly realized.
"It seems that this novel is very exciting. Look at him, he is so absorbed in reading it!"
Honglian whispered in Yunluo's ear.
"Hey, can you read it to everyone instead of just reading it yourself!"
Yun Luo said to Xiaoyao Hou.
"That's not necessary. This kind of book is only suitable for reading, not for reading."
Su Chen hurriedly stopped him.
Su Chen could understand the curiosity and desire for knowledge of the girls.
But it's better not to read this book.
After all, it's not suitable for children!
But even if Su Chen didn't stop him, Xiaoyao Hou wouldn't read it to them.
Han State! Prince's Mansion!
"Sir, Zi Nu, Nan Yu and Hong Lian have been gone for so long, and there is no news. Will something unexpected happen?"
"It shouldn't happen. With Zi Nu's intelligence, even if she encounters any trouble, she will definitely send back news."
"No news may be the best news."
Han Fei and Wei Zhuang sat in the courtyard, very concerned about Zi Nu and Hong Lian.
Wei Zhuang looked up at the sky thoughtfully.
But he saw a strange big bird flying in this direction.
His pupils shrank sharply.
What kind of bird is this? Why have I never seen it before?
Even an eagle would be much slower than this flying speed.
Before Wei Zhuang turned around to tell Han Fei.
The kite had already flown to the two of them.
Han Fei was thinking about his sister Honglian, but was interrupted by the kite that suddenly landed.
"Hey! Where is the kite!"
Han Fei asked curiously.
Wei Zhuang was completely confused.
Is it because of his eyes?
Is this the big bird that just flew fast in the sky?
How is this possible?
It's obviously a kite, why is it flying faster than an eagle?
"Master Wei Zhuang?"
Seeing Wei Zhuang standing there in a daze, Han Fei called out again.
Han Fei frowned.
What's wrong with you, Master?
I've never seen him so absent-minded before.
"Oh! Young Master!"
"What did you just say?"
Wei Zhuang came back to his senses and asked.
"I said, where did the kite come from?"
Han Fei repeated again.
"This is not an ordinary kite."
"I just saw it, flying down from a height of a hundred miles."
Wei Zhuang still answered with a face full of surprise and confusion.
This time it was Han Fei who was confused.
He stared at Wei Zhuang in disbelief.
Then he stretched out a hand and waved it in front of Wei Zhuang.
"Sir, are you okay?"
"Do you know what you are saying?"
Wei Zhuang raised his head and looked at Han Fei: "I know you don't believe it, and I don't believe it either."
"But I really saw this kite flying down from a hundred miles high, like an arrow from a bow."
"Hahahahahaha"
Han Fei didn't believe what Wei Zhuang said and laughed.
"Sir Wei Zhuang, when did you become so humorous!"
"Huh!"
Han Fei saw the kite flying down from a hundred miles high, like an arrow from a bow."There was a snail on the back of the kite.
He reached out and took the snail off and placed it on the stone table.
"This snail looks so strange!"
Han Fei stared at the snail in front of him and muttered to himself.
Wei Zhuang knew that no matter how he explained, Han Fei would not believe him, so he stopped talking.
If someone else said this to him, he would definitely think the other person was a fool.
Wei Zhuang sat there blankly, puzzled.
He naturally understood mechanical art.
This paper kite is obviously not mechanical art.
Besides, even the Mohist School, which is famous for mechanical art, could not make such a magical bird machine.
Wei Zhuang looked at the snail in front of Han Fei again.
It was also very strange.
Just as the two were puzzled.
A strange voice sounded.
“.〃 Bolubolu~”
“Bolubolu~”
Han Fei was startled and fell off the stone bench.
Wei Zhuang also stood up.
He instinctively grasped the hilt of the sword at his waist.
The two took a few steps back.
“Bolubolu~”
“Bolubolu~”
The small Den Den Mushi continued to make sounds.
The body also shook.
The face also showed a strange expression.
This was naturally a call from Zi Nu.
Zi Nu in Zi Lan Xuan estimated that the time was about right, so she used the big Den Den Mushi to contact the small Den Den Mushi.
In Zi Lan Xuan!
“No one answered the phone. Could it be that the kite hasn’t arrived yet?”
Nong Yu asked in confusion, holding her chin.
Zi Nu touched her smooth chin.
"According to the time calculation, it should be here."
"I guess the young master and Lord Wei Zhuang are racking their brains to think about what the kite and the Den Den Mushi are?"
"Hehe——"
Zi Nu couldn't help but think of the two people's confused look, and covered her mouth and laughed.
Nong Yu and Xue Nu laughed after hearing what Zi Nu said.
"Wait a while and try again!"
Zi Nu said while laughing.
In the jar shop!
Xiao Yao Hou couldn't help reading.
Su Chen had to interrupt him.
Xiao Yao Hou put away the books reluctantly.
The last jar was broken.
A card fell out of the jar.
Everyone's pupils shrank sharply.
I wanted to play A Bi's Diamond Dragon card at the first time.
"Haha——"
"Finally I got something good."
Xiaoyao Hou couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Honglian leaned closer to the little head.
"Oh my god! Can this card transform into two heads?"
Everyone looked at the card on the table.
Yun Luo covered her mouth: "It really is two heads!"
"It looks so powerful."
Wang Yuyan couldn't help but widen her eyes.Eyes.
Su Chen listened to their serious discussion and was about to get hurt.
This card was very familiar to Su Chen.
In the previous life, I played it since childhood.
[K of Spades] Hehehe, you are my baby, and the feeling of missing you is playing tricks on me. Baby, baby, let's have a drink. This is your favorite K of Spades.
Fuck!
This works too!
The Ace of Spades turned into the K of Spades.
"Shopkeeper (No Zhao), which world's strongman did this card transform into?"
Under the bamboo hat, Xiaoyao Hou couldn't hide his excitement and asked.
"This!"
Su Chen stroked his chin.
"Shopkeeper, tell me, tell me!"
Honglian said impatiently.
"This card can indeed transform, but it has not been activated yet."
Su Chen said nonsense seriously.
Anyway, today is the last day that Xiaoyao Hou lives in the world.
Whatever the shop owner says is fine.
But in order to prevent him from getting angry and going out to kill people before dark,
It is better to let him leave happily.
If he is annoyed, it will be bad if he goes out to harm innocent people.
"Oh?"
Xiaoyao Hou felt hopeful after hearing this.
"Shop owner, how can I activate it?"
"What kind of ability will it have after activation?"
Xiaoyao Hou asked anxiously.
He wanted to prove that he could get good things.
It's not that he is not as good as others.
Su Chen thought for a moment.
"This card is very powerful after activation."
"But the activation process is a bit complicated."
"Starting tomorrow, drip a drop of your own blood every noon. If you persist for seven days, you can master the ability in the card."
"After mastering this ability, you can transform into a two-headed giant."
"The combat power can be increased by at least ten times."
After hearing Su Chen's words, everyone was stunned on the spot.
Xiaoyao Hou's pupils dilated.
"Haha——"
"I said, I can't be so unlucky."
"Sure enough, the good things are all behind, haha——"
Suddenly, Xiaoyao Hou seemed to think of something.
The laughter stopped abruptly.
"Shopkeeper, are you telling the truth?"
Su Chen said solemnly: "Of course, I never lie."
"Haha——"
"Good! Great!"
Having seen the magic of the items in the jar, Xiaoyao Hou did not doubt Su Chen's words.
So Xiaoyao Hou was very happy at this moment.
"Shuangshuang, two-headed giant?"
"It's scary just to think about it!"
Yun Luo held her little face with both hands.
…….
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