"ah——"
Guren's screams could still be heard clearly even though they were separated by the car.
Wuling Hongguang rolled directly onto the ground, and the wheels on it were still turning.
The old naughty boy was dumbfounded.
He jumped up on the ground anxiously
"Oh, my car, my car!"
Everyone was stunned when they saw this scene.
Zi Nu, Xue Nu and Nong Yu's pretty faces were nervous and they hurried forward.
"This drift is really not that simple"
"Hiss - butt hurts! Fortunately, I wore a seat belt"
"It turns out that this is what seat belts do, and it looks like I can install one on my tricycle too. Hong
Lian said to herself in the car.
Zi Nu walked to Wu Ling Hongguang and dragged the car up with one hand.
The car stood there again.
"Xiaocheche, are you not injured?"
The old naughty boy looked at his car distressedly.
"Hey, you old naughty boy, we are friends after all. You don’t care whether I am injured or not, but you care about a car first."
Honglian pinched her waist and pointed at the old naughty boy and said
"I asked you, little girl, to drive slowly. Not only are you not slow, but you also want to drift. Do you think drifting is that simple?"
The two started fighting again.
It added a lot of fun to today's Erhai picnic.
……
The next morning!
The warm sunshine filled the earth, and the birds were chirping in the trees.
A great start to the day.
Suchen and A'Zhu walked out of the room.
Su Chen was in high spirits and A'Zhu's face was glowing red.
It seems that the two of them had a wonderful night yesterday.
After breakfast, Su Chen went to the jar shop.
Old Naughty Boy, Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou were already waiting at the door of the store.
As soon as the three of them entered the shop, they heard footsteps coming from behind.
It turned out to be Li Xunhuan and A Fei.
The two of them had been thinking about the strange things yesterday, so much so that they had dark circles under their eyes, but they couldn't think of anything, and finally decided to buy a jar and try it out first.
The two of them found this secluded alley after asking around.
It was hard for Li Xunhuan to imagine that an old shop in such a remote area could sell such magical things.
Moreover, the furnishings in the jar shop are extremely simple.
An old counter.
Behind the counter are tall shelves.
The jars on the shelves are ordinary and could not be more ordinary.
Li Xunhuan and A Fei looked puzzled.
Did you really get what you bought yesterday in a jar?
Just when Li Xunhuan and A Fei were puzzled, the old naughty boy took out a 10,000-tael silver note and handed it to Su Chen.
Su Chen took the banknote and signaled Zhou Botong to choose the jar.
Li Xunhuan and A Fei were stunned when they saw the banknotes.
"Senior, how did you sell this jar? Li
Xunhuan asked with his eyebrows furrowed.
"One jar costs one thousand taels!"
"But you can only buy up to ten cans at a time"
"And you can only buy it three times a month at most"
"Otherwise, I would steal all the money from the horse thief and buy all these jars. It would be so much fun."
The old naughty boy said excitedly while picking the jars.
Li Xunhuan's expression was serious.
One thousand taels each, ten is ten thousand taels.
If you buy it three times a month, it is thirty thousand taels.
In the past, this little money would have been nothing..
Not to mention one thousand taels, even five thousand taels, I can afford it.
But now it is different.
The family property and the manor have been given to Shiyin as dowry.
I only have enough money to live on, so there is nothing left. How much money does it cost to buy a jar!
But those things are so exciting.
If you don’t buy them, you won’t be able to sleep.
Li Xunhuan was thinking a lot.
"Brother, there’s one thousand taels for each jar. We don’t have that much money. What should we do?"
A Fei on the side asked in a low voice.
"Let’s take a look first. You can’t grab it now if you don’t have money, right?"
Li Xunhuan said humorously.
A Fei said seriously:"That's definitely not possible. If you really try to rob it, my eldest brother will really become the Plum Blossom Thief."
Li Xunhuan was speechless, with a black line on his head - even Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou couldn't help but chuckle.
Zhou Botong quickly selected ten jars.
Hearing the conversation between the two, he remembered going to Mazhai to rob money.
Zhou Botong Started to be happy again
"Is there anything that cannot be snatched?.."
"My money was stolen from me"
"Seeing that you two are not bad people, I will secretly tell you where you can get some money."
The old naughty boy walked in and whispered to Li Xunhuan and Ah Fei.
Ah Fei's eyes widened:"Senior, is this really okay? The old naughty boy said disdainfully:"What's wrong with this? Your little brother is too naive. They are horse thieves. Just teach them a lesson.""
"I won’t tell you anymore. Anyway, I’ve already told you the method. Whether you can grab it or not depends on your own ability."
"I'm going to open the can, I won't tell you anymore"
"Bang~"
The old naughty boy turned around and smashed a jar.
A small stick as long as an arm, about the thickness of a finger, fell out of the jar.
One end was shaped like a small palm.
The old naughty boy's eyes widened.
He picked it up Little stick, take a closer look.
Except for the special shape of the little hand, there is nothing strange about it.
When Su Chen saw the items in front of him, he immediately thought of the old naughty boy jumping up and down and posing.
Maybe it’s because he doesn’t like to take a bath!
Haha. ——Su
Chen smiled slightly
"This is an itch scratcher. You can use it to scratch your back if it's itchy. You no longer have to worry about being unable to reach it if your hands are short.
Li Mochou chuckled:"Old naughty boy, this thing is quite suitable for you!""
A Fei frowned.
Isn't it just a scratching stick?
A thousand taels of a scratching stick is really expensive.
"Hee hee, right? let me try."
The old naughty boy said happily.
So he stretched out the tickle on his back.
Then, the old naughty boy's devilish laughter echoed in the small shop.
"Hehe-ouch-hehe-it's so itchy—"
"Comfortable - comfortable - hehe—"
"Ouch - tickle - fun -" the old naughty boy shouted while twisting his body.
Seeing this scene, everyone couldn't help but laugh. Is this solving the itch or creating itchiness?
In any case, for the old naughty boy, even a stick , you can also have fun
"Okay, Zhou Botong, stop making trouble!"
At Xiao Longnu's reminder, the old naughty boy stopped.
He put away the itch, stretched out his hand and patted it gently, and the second jar shattered.
A bulging red bag fell out. There were strange patterns on the bag.
【Devil's Chili Potato Chips】A super abnormal spicy food from a certain world.
If you want to commit suicide, come and challenge the Devil's Chili Potato Chips. They are so hot that you tremble, are so hot that you are in a trance, and are so hot that you doubt your life... Devil's Chili Potato Chips are just that spicy!
Su Chen finished reading the virtual panel.
A black line on the head.
Would anyone really buy something so spicy?
Will the chrysanthemum spit fire? Out-of-body experience?
The old naughty boy picked up the bag and looked it over, curiously asking:"Shopkeeper, what is this thing?"
Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou also blinked their beautiful eyes curiously and looked at Su Chen.
The corner of Su Chen's mouth raised slightly:"This is a bag of delicious food called Devil's Chili Potato Chips."
"Hee hee, it turns out to be delicious. Old naughty boy, I haven’t served any delicious food yet."
"I would like to taste the delicious food in the jar. Did the owner make it in the Yulong pot and then put it in?"
After that, the old naughty boy punched the bag.
Su Chen:"The devil's pepper potato chips are very spicy. I'm afraid you can't stand the spicy taste, so it's best not to eat them."
"Shopkeeper, do you look down on old naughty boys?"
"What's so great about being spicy!"
"Isn't it just a little spicy? I want to see how spicy it can be!"
As he said that, the old naughty boy picked up a few slices and put them all into his mouth.
After chewing a bit, the old naughty boy said with a smile:"It's not spicy, it's not spicy, it's not spicy at all!"
"Come on, try it too!"
"Shopkeeper, you just bluffed my old naughty boy, it’s not spicy at all!"
Su Chen shook his head and laughed.
It's not that it's not spicy, but it's not all the time yet.
It'll make you jump up and down after a while!
Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou shook their heads to express that they didn't dare to eat it.
Ah Fei was very curious, so he picked up a few slices and ate them. After all, the food made by the owner’s Jade Dragon Pot is so delicious, the food in the jar will definitely not taste bad either.
"Hmm, it’s not spicy at all!"
A Fei nodded and said with a smile. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
After hearing that both of them said it was not spicy, Li Xunhuan also took a few slices
"Well, it’s really not spicy!"
Li Xunhuan also said
"Xiao Longnu, Li Mochou, are you two sure you don't want to eat?"
The old naughty boy raised the Devil's Chili Potato Chips in front of the two girls.
Looking at the strange food they had never eaten before, Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou were also moved.
Just when Li Mochou reached out to take it, an incredible scene happened.
I saw the old naughty boy shrinking his neck, sticking out his tongue, his eyes widened, and his expression was extremely painful.
"Ah-ah-so spicy, so spicy——"
The old naughty boy shouted while grabbing his own neck.
In this mixed martial arts world, you would only look like this if you were poisoned by some strange poison.
Immediately afterwards, the old naughty boy threw away the potato chips in his hand and ran around the room, squeaking and jumping up and down like a monkey eating chili peppers.
He scratched his heart and liver, beat his chest and feet, and even slapped the wall hard.
This scene frightened Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou.
The two wanted to do something, but found that nothing could be done.
I could only stand there blankly, at a loss.
At this moment, the two of them were extremely happy.
I'm glad I didn't eat it.
Otherwise it would be too embarrassing.
How can I be embarrassed to look like this in front of the shop owner?[]
Just when A Fei couldn't figure out the situation.
I just felt my throat was burning.
In just one second, A Fei Jian frowned, and his face turned into a bitter look in an instant.
The originally handsome facial features were suddenly squeezed all over the place.
"Brother, it’s really spicy!"
A Fei grabbed Li Xun Huan's arm with both hands and said while holding back the pain.
Li Xun Huan was no longer calm. Depending on the situation, he would be the next one.
A Fei grabbed Li Xun Huan's arm and slowly squatted on the ground.
"This is too spicy!"
A Fei closed his eyes tightly, clenched his fists with both hands, and was trembling all over.
In an instant, Li Xunhuan frowned, holding on to the table with one hand, and covering his brother's mouth with the other. He couldn't stand up straight. He stood there with a bow and curly hair. He lowered his shoulders.
Su Chen held one hand in front of him and put a fist on his mouth with the other hand to hide his"gloating" look.
This scene really made me want to laugh.
Su Chen looked at Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou:"..Let them drink some water."
After hearing Su Chen's words, the two girls seemed to suddenly realize.
They were so anxious just now that they forgot the method of drinking water to relieve themselves.
Seeing that the old naughty boy had almost dug out a layer of Su Chen's wall.
He tremblingly lay down on the tea table On the table, I picked up the teapot and poured it into my mouth.
But it seemed to have no effect.
"Ouch! Ouch! Why is it so spicy!"
The old naughty boy gasped with his mouth open, and kept fanning his mouth with one hand.
"Shopkeeper, is there really no other way? Xiao
Longnu looked at the three people in pain and asked Su Chen.
Su Chen shook his head:"If it is poisoning, there is still a way. There is nothing we can do about this, we can only wait.""
Xiao Longnu sighed helplessly.
The things in the shopkeeper's jar were too weird.
"Ouch, I can’t do it anymore, I can’t do it anymore, it’s killing me, the old naughty boy."
With that said, he ran out of the jar shop.
Xiao Longnu and Li Mochou were about to follow but Su Chen stopped them.
"Don't worry, let him go, he will be back soon!"
Ah Fei is still squatting on the ground in pain.
His expressions vary. One moment he winks, and the next moment he opens his mouth and stares.
I, Ah Fei, am a strong man, and I don't make a sound even when I get slashed. What does it mean to be a little spicy?
He endures the pain. Not shouting a word.
Although Li Xunhuan was in pain at this time, he was sitting at the table"coolly".
He held his forehead with one hand and held his knees tightly with the other hand. There was always a voice in his heart. Shout and support him
—No matter how hot you are, always look cool!
—Everything can be messy, except your hairstyle!
He succeeded in doing both of these things.
The old naughty boy ran for several streets and finally found a well.
There is a bucket of water next to the well.
He just lay down on the bucket and started drinking.
Then I plunged into the bucket again and felt much better.
"Hey, look, what happened to that man?"
"At first glance, he looks like a crazy old man!"
"He just scratched his head and ears like a monkey, as if he had eaten something that didn't taste good!"
"How could he eat something like this? He's not a real monkey."
"Look, you've been soaked in the bucket for so long. Nothing will happen, right?"
"No one was holding him down to prevent him from coming out (okay). Besides, if you really wanted to commit suicide, you wouldn't choose to soak your head in a bucket. You should just jump into the well!"
"But looking at him like this, it’s quite funny!"
"I think you are gloating about your misfortune!"
After a cup of tea, the bucket of water had bottomed out.
The old naughty boy finally felt a lot more comfortable and walked back with satisfaction.
"Hey, why is the water I fetched gone? Who would be so heartless as to take advantage of such a bargain?"
A lady came over and stared at the little water left and cursed.
"There was a crazy old man just now who jumped into your bucket and started drinking."
"Are you lying to a fool? How can a crazy old man drink such a large bucket of water?"
The aunt didn't think so.
"It’s true, I’m not lying to you! Believe it or not, it’s up to you!"
"Hey, could it be that you stole the water I fetched?"
The aunt bit back and said fiercely.
"You are a person who doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong! I'm too lazy to argue with you."
A quarrel and storm unfolded.
……
The old naughty boy who had recovered his strength whistled and jumped back.
Suddenly, he stopped
"Oops, no, I have to pee first and then go back."
The old naughty boy looked around and found a remote corner.
He arranged his clothes and showed a satisfied smile.
After walking a few steps, he stopped again.
"Oops! what's the situation?"
"Damn it, why didn’t you think of this?"
The next second, the old naughty boy covered his penis and rolled on the ground.
"Shopkeeper, shopkeeper, you’ve done me a terrible job!"
At this moment, the optimistic and lively old naughty boy wanted to cry.
He didn't want to think so much.
The old naughty boy stood up with a swish of ninja and ran towards the well again.
At this time, the two aunts next to the well were gesticulating. A big show was about to take place with fists and kicks.
At this moment, the old naughty boy's figure flashed, he picked up a bucket and ran away, disappearing in front of the two of them in an instant.
The two confused ladies watched the old naughty boy leave. direction, standing there motionless in a daze.
……
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