People are in comprehensive comics, These hostesses are broken

Looking at the plate of puffer fish in front of him, Xiao Bai hesitated a little, should he try it?

【Now there is a plate of pufferfish in front of me. The pufferfish in this world are not artificially bred yet, so pufferfish are poisonous, so do I want to eat it now? 】

A question mark appeared above the heads of the group of people who saw the diary. What is happening to Xiao Bai?

You want to die, right?

【Forget it, don’t eat it, find another one, Zhuang Zhoumeng and so on will remain in my memory, my life is important! ]

Just when Xiao Bai was about to get rid of the puffer fish, Xiao Bai's body stiffened slightly, and then there was a burst of heat from the pendant on his chest.

【Damn it! 】

Xiao Bai's surprise immediately made people confused. What is going on?

【Awesome, I can still act like this. In other words, even if I really eat puffer fish, it will be fine. It is immune to all poisons, and I can also use the power of water and water to clean out toxins or other deadly harmful substances in the food. Material, tsk tsk, this is great, Zhuang Zhoumeng, here I come! 】

Can’t wait to pour the peach blossom stuffing on the pufferfish fish, and then light it.

As the flame ignites, Yu Sheng 507 slowly curls up like a flower gradually blooming! beautiful!

Xiao Bai had to sigh, those people in ancient times really knew how to eat!

The fragrance caused Xiao Bai's mouth to secrete saliva continuously.

He picked up a piece of fish with his chopsticks. Looking at the tender white fish, Xiao Bai couldn't keep his mouth shut. Is this really edible?

Otherwise, forget it!

Xiao Bai was about to put down his chopsticks, but the next moment, Xiao Bai felt that his body had an uncontrollable appetite. This appetite urged Xiao Bai to eat the fish raw.

【Damn it,,, stop making trouble, isn’t it more important for us to eat something safe than anything else? If I die when you are like this, where will you find someone as good as me? Damn it, eat it, eh, it tastes delicious! 】

Xiao Bai’s original resistance to not wanting to eat disappeared immediately after the fish entered his mouth.

【Fresh, really fresh. It’s no wonder that sometimes some people risk their lives to eat puffer fish, but this Zhuang Zhou Meng can’t do it. First, the stuffed peach blossom is too subpar, and then the quality of the puffer fish (cbac) is also too subpar, and Not good at knife skills either. 】

While Xiao Bai was tasting his piece of Zhuang Zhou's dream, Xiao Bai suddenly felt that his lips and tongue were numb and he was poisoned!

【Damn it, didn’t you say you wouldn’t be poisoned? Now my lips and tongue are numb, this is Barbie, I feel so bad, you cheated me! ]

Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino next door couldn't sit still at the moment.

The two met at Xiao Bai's door by chance.

"In the depth of winter, a direct break."

Yukinoshita Yukino said to Mifuyu Yukino.

Yukino Mifuyu didn't reply but directly froze the entire door. The next moment, the door turned into ice crystals. Yukinoshita Yukino and Shinomiya Kaguya rushed in. Go in and see Xiao Bai lying on the ground.

"Ambulance, little love, call an ambulance quickly."

Kaguya Shinomiya picked up Xiao Bai's body and shouted to Hayasaka Ai.

Suddenly, a hand grabbed Kaguya Shinomiya's arm.

"I'm fine!"

Xiao Bai suddenly said.

Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino immediately looked at Xiao Bai, and then they breathed a sigh of relief when they found that Xiao Bai was really fine.

"you!!!"

Kaguya Shinomiya wanted to teach Xiao Bai angrily, but when she was about to say it, she suddenly felt a heart-wrenching feeling that stopped her from continuing. Kaguya Shinomiya immediately understood that it was the diary that stopped her!

【Damn it, I almost got cold. You are not kind. You actually let me be poisoned first and then detoxified me. You are going too far. Really, you are going too far!】

【What? Is this a punishment for my poor academic skills? You ask with your conscience, how come I, a person who has never learned cooking skills, am not good at it?】

【What? You have no conscience? Also, don't run away, I still have questions to ask, you answer me! 】

The group of people who were originally worried to death breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Xiao Bai's diary began to record again.

Xiao Bai looked at Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino:"Why are you here?"

"It wasn't the noise you suddenly made. We just came over to take a look, and you didn't respond to the doorbell, so we broke in directly."

Xiao Bai was stunned. Was there a doorbell just now?

【Was there a doorbell just now? Could it be that the pufferfish poison is causing my hearing problems? Forget it, don’t worry about it anymore, this pufferfish is really fresh, and pufferfish can’t poison me anyway, so don’t I realize pufferfish freedom? It's done, it's done, I'll eat the pufferfish that others dare not eat. This pufferfish is really fresh! ]

A group of people who were originally worried about Xiao Bai suddenly felt jealous in their hearts.

Damn it, I also want to achieve puffer freedom!

There is no artificial breeding in this world. Every time you eat puffer fish, you are risking your life.

【In the future, if I have the opportunity to artificially breed puffer fish, my wives will be able to achieve puffer fish freedom. I will always think of our wives when good things happen! ]

Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino released their clenched fists when they saw the news recorded by Xiao Bai.

They really almost couldn't hold back and hit someone just now.

"this"

Suddenly Xiao Bai looked at the empty door.

Yukinoshita Yukino also noticed it, her face suddenly turned red, and then she said to Xiao Bai:"I will compensate you.""

"It's okay, it's okay, you also care about me, how can I ask you to compensate me."

Xiao Bai said, looking at Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino, they righteously rejected Yukinoshita Yukino's idea of ​​compensation.

【Just kidding, it’s just a gate. This is proof of the love Yukino’s wife and Kaguya’s wife have for me. How could I ask Yukino’s wife and Kaguya’s wife to compensate? Yukino’s wife, Kaguya’s wife, I love you!!! 】

The ears of Shinomiya Kaguya and Yukinoshita Yukino suddenly turned red.

The two said something and left quickly.

Love them or something

The two girls obviously couldn't face Xiao Bai's face-to-face confession calmly..