"Maybe, in the battle with Yujiro, Chen Xiao will win in the end."
With this idea,
Tokugawa Mitsunari got into the car. Seeing Kaoru Kaoru who was very happy smashing the car, he waved and asked his subordinates to drive a car to Kaoru Kaoru's side to help him. Vent the anger and frustration in my heart.
As for whether Hanayama Kaoru will lose money?
Tokugawa Mitsunari really looks down on this small amount of money. For a person like him who earns hundreds of millions of neon coins every minute, money is the most important thing in the world. The most worthless thing, as long as Huashan Xun remembers to have these scrapped cars~packed away
"It's so touching. Little Chengzi and little white cat obviously love each other so much, why are they separated by the male owner?"
"Big sister, they will definitely be together in the future."
Listening to Toma Mi's emotion while reading the book,
Machida Enzi had an awkward smile on her face, little sister, look at the title of the book.
《After sterilization, my cat turned into a cat lady.
Even if Little Chengzi hadn’t been bullied by the little black cat, he would have turned into a little eunuch.
The plot that follows is even more painful.
Well, it’s the kind that really hurts my balls
"Editor Machida, Xiaomi?"Chen Xiao's voice appeared from the corridor. Seeing two people sitting outside the door and one leaning against the wall, Chen Xiao couldn't help but ask:"What are you doing here?"
Chen Xiao returned. No matter how attractive the stories in the book were, Tujian Mi still closed the book and said to Chen Xiao:"This big sister is here to find you. Xiao Mi is also waiting for you to come home, senior. Unexpectedly, senior, you secretly wrote a light novel and published it behind Xiao Mi’s back."
Seeing Dojian Mi with her hands on her hips and an angry look,
Chen Xiao walked forward, took the physical book in her hand, knocked her gently on the head, and spoke Said:"When I was writing the book, you were already asleep, okay? Besides, why do I have to report to you when I write something?""
"Yep, seniors bully people."A certain little hamster turned his back and rushed into the room. He closed the door with a bang.
This is what Xiaomi looked like
"Xiaomi, when I went upstairs, Mr. Taiping asked me to tell you that if you are hungry, you can go to his place to have something to eat."Chen Xiao shouted to the door, and then added:"It smells delicious."
In less than five seconds, the door reopened.
Tujian buried his head, snorted coldly, walked past Chen Xiao in a swagger, paused in front of the place where he was about to go downstairs, and looked at the dark staircase. Tsuchima Mi, who was afraid of the dark, closed his eyes and rushed down while touching the handrail in order not to make Chen Xiao laugh.
"Good evening, Teacher Chen Xiao"
"good evening."
The two said hello, and Chen Xiao took out the key from his pocket and opened the door.
He invited Machida Enzi to enter.
For a light novel author who can write such a masterpiece, Machida Enzi is naturally curious about his living environment. , but as soon as I entered the door, I was dumbfounded. The small space included a bed, a game room, a desk, a wardrobe, a bathroom, and even a small kitchen. However, there was no gas and only an induction cooker. It looked like, It hasn't been used for at least half a month.
"Small but complete."Although it looks messy, Machida Enzi has been a social worker for so many years, and she still has good things to say:"Teacher Chen Xiao lives alone and can write such excellent manuscripts. It's really amazing."
"Okay, just write whatever you want."Chen Xiao pointed to the bed where only Tsuchima had been lying on in the past week, and motioned Machida Enzi to sit down and said that he himself opened the physical book and read the illustrations in it. The content of the plot Chen Xiao He knows everything by heart, he only cares about the illustrations.
Of course, you don’t need to care about the illustrations.
The book he writes is equivalent to printing out the answers. As long as you are not an amateur, you can basically copy the homework.
"Teacher Chen Xiao, in terms of remuneration, we still follow the previous contract. After reading your manuscript, we have been cooperating with our publishing house...."
Before Machida Enzi could speak, she was interrupted by Chen Xiao:"Editor Machida, let's just talk about the impact."
"The impact is that your book, teacher, will be available in major bookstores this weekend, and the first printing will be as high as two million!"Machida Enzi didn't care whether Chen Xiao interrupted her, and said excitedly:"It is conservatively estimated that your income next month will be at least this amount!"
Machida Enzi stretched out a finger.
"one million?"
"It’s ten million!"Machida Enzi said:"A top light novel author, like Yamada Goblin-sensei, an author with sales of tens of millions, only sells more than six million books in a single series per month, and ten million is in our library. In the expectations of all members, the teacher is the least you can earn."
Chen Xiao doesn't care about money. Money is just a series of numbers. The thing he hates most in the world is money. If he just wants a sense of participation, how many rare props can he buy with 10 million in the game?
"Teacher Chen Xiao, are you free on the weekend next week? We are planning to hold a large fan meeting then."Machida Enzi said. Logically speaking, only those with sales of 200,000 are eligible, but as for Chen Xiao, the two million copies printed may be sold out within this week.
As long as you have read that book Everyone will know how magical he is.
Chen Xiao pinched his chin and thought about what would happen if Operation Sakura was written in the next book.
It was too dangerous, so forget it.
"Next week, I have time, just arrange for me to go there then"
"Okay, then, Mr. Chen Xiao, I will leave first. I look forward to meeting you again at the press conference."
As soon as he saw off Machida Enzi,
Chen Xiao took out his mobile phone to check, and found that there were ninety-nine plus messages on 1ine.
Excluding some small programs such as exercise steps, the rest all came from Teacher Erromanga.
Teacher Erromanga: Poke!
Teacher Erromanga: Teacher Chunqing, have you received the physical book?...Emoticons are flooding the screen...
Teacher Eromanga: You won’t reply to my message?...Emoticons are flooding the screen...
Teacher Eromanga: Are you still writing?
Teacher Eromanga: Remember to reply when you see the message!!...CD cooling...
Teacher Eromanga: bendai! Please reply to the message!
As expected of you, Teacher Eromanga, you didn’t reply to messages for five minutes, but you sent so many messages. Chen Xiao logged into 1ine on the computer and quickly started replying with the keyboard.
Izumi's house, on the second floor, in Izumi Sagiri's room, Izumi Sagiri was eating the meal prepared by the tool man's brother while staring closely at the chat page with Chen Xiao. Finally, the other end of the chat replied to the message.
Innocent Nan Gao Teacher: I just saw the news and received the physical book. What’s wrong? Do you have any questions?
This time, the illustrations and the pictures in the content part completely copied the pictures in my mind, but the cover was created by Izumi Sagiri herself. People who can write such works must be very picky about illustrations, although they are somewhat confident. , but she didn’t know whether Chen Xiao was satisfied or not.
"Hey Du, just tell me what you think of this cover? That’s it, click send."
Moving the mouse, just when I was about to click the send button, the chat panel seemed to be stuck.
The next moment, the continuous transparent emoticons directly took up the entire chat interface.
In an instant, it was overwhelmed by what Izumi Sagiri had just sent. The message.
I continued to send it several times, but was still overwhelmed instantly, and I stamped my little feet in anger!
"Cheapskate! Bastard! Hentai! idiot! dirty stuff!"
The floor thumped, and Izumi Masamune loudly asked upstairs:"Sagiri, what's wrong? Are you not full yet?"
Hearing Izumi Masamune's words, Izumi Sagiri finally chopped off two feet, indicating that he didn't need it.
Izumi Masamune, who was speaking 1v5 on the floor, immediately understood the meaning and stopped asking.
Chen Xiao on the other side was still controlling the mouse. Be crazy. (To read cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Of course he also saw the news about Izumi Sagiri.
An unprecedented battle broke out between the two childish ghosts.
Emoticons filled the screen. Flying.
Twenty minutes passed,
Chen Xiao: Red dot on the picture!
You are not the other party’s friend yet, please add a friend before sending a message. Chen Xiao looked at the red dot on the computer, a smile finally appeared on his face, and then clicked Apply Friend, wrote above:"Do you know you are wrong? Are you still refreshing the screen?"
The friend request from the other side was never approved.
But Chen Xiao's cell phone rang.
The caller ID showed an unknown number.
Chen Xiao hung up immediately. What if he was trying to get his money?
As soon as he hung up, he called again. , Chen Xiao clicked to connect, and a soft girl's voice immediately came from the other end of the phone:"Stingy! Bastard! Hentai! idiot! dirty stuff! Scumbag teacher! Rubbish!......"
A lot of harmless, even some cute words shouted from this voice kept coming out.
"Teacher Eromanga? How did you know my mobile phone number?"
"I...Eh! Forgot to turn on the voice changer!"Izumi Sagiri slapped her head. She was about to turn on the voice changer, but then she thought about the fact that she had already scolded Chen Xiao so many times, so she simply broke the pot and said in her current soft and waxy voice:"This time I signed with Fusukawa Bunko. On the illustration contract, there is the mobile phone number you left"
"So, Teacher Eromanga, what do you want from me?"
"Don't call me Eromanga!"
"Okay, Teacher Eromanga, it’s incredible that Teacher Eromanga, who can draw so many eroge illustrations, is a girl. Teacher, do you know? The color pictures you drew are so sexy!"
Izumi Sagiri:"......"
You really deserve to die!
After taking a deep breath and calming down her turbulent mood, Izumi Sagiri finally asked Chen Xiao on the other end of the phone:"What do you think of this cover?"
"I stood and watched."Chen Xiao opened a game called Sparrow God on his computer and replied to Izumi Sagiri:"Just kidding, it's a great cover. I'm very satisfied."
As long as it's not ugly, Chen Du is quite satisfied. He has never been picky about aesthetics.
Hearing this, Izumi Sagiri finally breathed a sigh of relief. What she was most worried about was that Chen Xiao was not satisfied, but before she could completely relax, she heard Chen Xiao over there continued:"It's just that it's not sexy enough. After all, it's the work of Teacher Eromanga. It doesn't have any eroge at all. It's simply incredible."
Izumi Sagiri:"......"
I wanted to draw something a little harsher, but don’t you know what you wrote more than 90,000 words? Cat love story, do you want me to draw a large-scale multiplayer ethics movement scene where the little white cat and the little black cat bully the little orange together?
Besides, who said I can only draw sexy pictures!
Who spread this stereotype?
Pull him out and punish him a hundred times~!
"By the way, Mr. Eromanga, Wenku said there will be a meet-and-greet next Sunday. Do you want to come and have fun?"Chen Xiao thought of what Machida Enzi said before, and opened his mouth to invite Teacher Eromanga at the other end.
"meeting? I am not interested."Izumi Sagiri refused without thinking. Going out? It's better to kill her!"
"That's such a pity. I still want to see you, teacher, draw pictures live. Chen Xiao said:"Do you still remember the beautiful girl I asked you to draw last time?" I’m going to write out the plot in the next volume."
The erotic picture I drew last time?
Izumi Sagiri quickly thought of the painting that was 80% similar to her own.
Her face turned red after brushing it.
"no! I won’t give you the copyright! You can't write!"
"What is the relationship between my moving words and your paintings?"
"......you bully people"
"beep~~~"
The phone hangs up.
Chen Xiao had a winner's smile on his face, and Teacher Eromanga was successfully added to 1ine.
One wave does not stop, another wave starts again.
Not long after 1ine had settled down, it started ringing again.
This time, it was Toma Mi who sent the message.
Mi Toma: Senior, come pick me up at Nissan’s house!
Chen Xiao:? It's only one flight of stairs away, so just go up yourself.
Mi Toma: Yeah! too dark!
Chen Xiao: Just ask Mr. Taiping to send you up.
Mi Toma: Yeah! Absolutely! Doesn't that mean that little Mi can't take care of himself? He's still afraid of the dark at such an old age, and he's still trying to give in to Nissan. I don't want that! Senior, come and pick me up! please!
Chen Xiao:......
It is already rare for you to have such a clear understanding.
Chen Xiao's mouth twitched and he opened the room anyway.
He walked downstairs and knocked on the door of Taihei Tsuchima's house.
"Senior!"
As soon as the door opened, the 1.6-meter tall Doma Mi ran all the way towards Chen Xiao. When he was still two meters away, he jumped away. His whole body changed in size and shape in the air, directly turning into He took the form of a little hamster and fell into Chen Xiao's arms:"Senior, why are you here? Xiaomi just wanted to go play with you. Let's go upstairs and play games together!"
"OK, I'm just here to call you."
Tujia Taiping showed a relieved expression on his face when he saw Tujianmi's appearance after becoming smaller.
Chen Xiao:"?"
(End of chapter)
Please give me flowers and comments. The fever has started again, it’s 38 degrees Celsius, I’m dripping with water, I’m taking medicine. It’s coming again, it’s difficult. Everyone must, must, must pay attention to keeping warm!.
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