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The sheep were killed by the border guard in Xue Lai. How to deal with it will be clearly stated in the imperial edict. Mutton is eaten by military personnel, including civilian workers who build roads; the military and civilians are equal. But criminals are not allowed to eat mutton, and offenders will be executed! The sale has not yet been negotiated. We will wait for the reply from Master Liu of the Ministry of Etiquette and make arrangements for private reporting.

Everything else is arranged by imperial edict.

At the end there was a piece of paper left and two stories were written on it.

The first story is about the postal supervisor Shen Yi's past. It tells a close-up about his drinking in a brothel in the past. The father and son did not feel embarrassed and wrote it very brilliantly.

The second thing is about a peasant father and son in southern Song Dynasty. After hearing the emperor's decree exempting them from land reclamation, the father and his son hurriedly went to the barren mountains to open up wasteland; they often went to work early in the morning with bamboo slips and rice. It was almost noon, and the father and son hid in the leeward place to eat.

While everyone was eating, my father farted a big, silent but smelly fart. The son smelled the stench and cursed:"That bastard grandson farted?"

The father was furious. The slap came down hard, almost knocking out two of his son's teeth. He cursed:"Fuck your mother! It's just me and you in this barren mountain. Either you fart or I fart! Say! That bastard grandson farts?" The son did not dare to answer, and he did not even dare to eat, so he hurriedly dug the ground.

As soon as the newspaper came out, Song State and neighboring countries were shocked.

The people of the Song Dynasty were shocked at first. In the thousands of years of history of the Song Dynasty, apart from struggling for perfection, no emperor of that dynasty dared to talk about doing business with his neighbors. The so-called bullshit business in the past was nothing more than going to Chen Guo. Just buy some salt cubes. Is that so much said in the newspapers by His Majesty the Orthodox Emperor? Cattle, horses, sheep, miscellaneous grains, cotton, etc. It sounds too loud.

Moreover, of course the common people knew about the sale of salt blocks, but the court did not mention it. Now there are newspapers, and everyone who buys newspapers knows about it.

Maybe it’s because newspapers have the function of edicts. The people once again saw that the new emperor was different from all the previous emperors; the sales of newspapers suddenly increased.

In the past, only officials, and high-ranking officials, could hear the imperial edict. Now as long as you are literate and buy a newspaper; plus you have to line up early; you may be the first person in your village to know the imperial edict.

The new emperor does things differently from the previous emperors.

Since the new emperor came to the throne, there have been surprises all the time, but the Song Dynasty did owe everything to cattle and horses. The people only hoped that the emperor would not buy it too expensively from abroad, and that the court would not make too much money. Only if the people can afford it.

The soldiers of the Song Dynasty even shouted:"Long live the emperor! Long live the emperor!"……"

The Song Dynasty has always been poor and had insufficient food. Even soldiers, if there is no war, would hardly be able to eat two meals a day, but now they even have meat, and everyone is running around telling each other and talking about it; mutton has been cooked for too long, and they have to wait for the snow to come, and now they are looking forward to the arrival of cereals soon. Eat well first. The Ministry of Rites can buy it as cheaply as possible, and the soldiers eat for free. But if it is too expensive, it also costs the money of the court and the Song Dynasty. Soldiers regard loyalty to the emperor and patriotism as their own duty. After all, the money is also theirs. of the court.

But some people are worried that the orthodox emperor is exempted from taxes and salary increases, and now he is buying grain and sheep to feed his soldiers. Even if the northern border confiscates his palace gold and silver, how long can he sustain it?

Mr. Jin’s newspaper said that there was so much food and cloth from the puppet emperor in the north, which was given to the soldiers to eat and process for military uniforms. It looked like a lot, but once it was scattered, it was actually not that great. You have to know that a northern palace and important ministers Although the soldiers did not see the gold and silver obtained from corruption, the grain and cloth were distributed throughout the country, which was really not that good. The soldiers already knew that private reports said that 20,000 dan were opened. Now are they willing to sell 20,000 dan? Don't know yet. The actual 20,000 dan of grain was actually not much for the Song Dynasty; but the military rations were suddenly increased by 20,000 dan; it was indeed useful, and it would be good to eat two more dans.

Furthermore, throughout the history of the Song Dynasty, only His Majesty, the orthodox emperor, had such a big mouth to buy and buy. In the past, he could only eat less.

Although the exact number of soldiers in the Song Dynasty has not yet come out, there were originally registered soldiers in the northern and southern regions of the country, except for those who died in the war; there were still 300,000 troops, and 300,000 troops were used, which was indeed not many.

As for the following story, people in the Song Dynasty were talking about it; Master Jin revealed the shortcomings of his subordinates from the first rank as soon as he came up. Master Shen became famous after he was thirty years old. No one in the south knew about it, and everyone in the north also heard about it. Now, even the neighboring countries know about the embarrassing incident of the Shen family and his son. Did they offend you just because they came up?

Why don't you go and invite Master Shen yourself? If you embarrass him, won't you embarrass yourself?

The more everyone thought about it, the funnier it became. Everyone wants to know what Master Shen should do? Do you dare to reveal Mr. Jin’s background? After all, the county magistrate is not as good as taking charge now. What will Mr. Shen do?

Master Jin immediately gained authority over his subordinates when he came up.

It is estimated that Mr. Shen would not dare to offend the officials.

It seems we will have to wait until the next issue of the newspaper to find out.

As for the last one, everyone commented that the son had water in his head. It was too simple. There were just two people hiding in the lee of the barren mountain to eat. When it comes to farting, it's either the father or the son, and he actually calls his father a bastard and a grandson! Either their heads were filled with water or their heads were squeezed by the door, and the common people who had a low point of laughter burst into laughter.

They all thought that it was lucky that he was not their own son, otherwise he would be embarrassed.

Liu Chengwen, the Master of the Ministry of Rites, arrived at Tangshan Pass on April 13th. The letter of credence was handed over according to the normal etiquette of the state, and the writing skills were enough to show that Mr. Liu was indeed talented, but his meaning was just one sentence: As long as it is something that can be bought and sold, the delivery will begin after the price is negotiated.

After Emperor Xia received the letter of credence, he discussed with the court ministers. They got the newspaper earlier than Liu Chengwen, and they already knew Liu Chengwen's intention. Now there is only one question in the discussion: should the business be done?

Before the issue of whether to do or not to buy or sell is discussed. Emperor Xia and his courtiers couldn't help but look at the seventh prince's speech at the previous court meeting in a different light.

When the seventh prince saw the newspaper, he asserted that officials from the Song Dynasty Ministry of Rites would definitely come. It is impossible for the Song Emperor to brag about the world, and he must enter the country through Tangshan Pass.

In fact, the newspaper has been published. Of course, the Song Emperor, the king of a country, would not talk nonsense; most people can see it, but the seventh prince made an early assertion when he was only seventeen years old; it was also said that the Song Dynasty Ministry of Rites wrote the letter of credence in pencil. If you can even guess this, you are indeed quite capable.

Emperor Xia is only forty-seven years old this year. He has a round face, big and round eyes, two light eyebrows that are sparse and few, and a red rosy nose, which is very funny. He is a loyal and compassionate king, and he is also very accomplished. He has been emperor for nine years, and under his benevolent government, the country of Xia is becoming more and more powerful day by day. It is indeed rare for a person to have a shadow and work hard to improve.

Although Emperor Xia had many men and women, the eldest son was a third prince and a seventh prince.

Although Emperor Xia didn't look very good, his two sons had sharp eyebrows, starry eyes, a long face, and a straight nose, which was very characteristic.