No shortage of walls

It is about a certain person who likes to go to the brothel to have fun; but he himself is poor, and secret brothels are cheaper. One night, he went to the place he found out about, and when he opened the door and walked in, he found that it was his own woman.

The woman was stunned. First, he yelled:"I worked hard to make money, and you spent it."

Someone was so angry that he was heartbroken. He scolded:"When I come out, you come out too."

Then the couple started fighting, and it is said that the fight was better than that of two martial arts masters.

Whether the story is true or not is estimated to have happened seventy or eighty years ago. When the story was told, many people knew about it, but they did not expect it to be published in newspapers.

The neighbors are surprised that the royal orthodox newspaper publishes such a vulgar joke. After all, you are the only orthodox newspaper in the world, and you often publish imperial edicts, so why do you publish such a thing? It's nothing more than an embarrassing situation for the couple. The man went to Piaochang, only to find that his woman was his cousin.

But Xia Guo was holding a newspaper and staring at it with his eyes; the expression on his face was so pious. Only his father in the world could create an unprecedented newspaper printing. No one else could print it with ink, and it was even more rare. What's more, they used public newspapers to sell them everywhere; in the newspapers, there was secret news about the Ministry of National Security.

Only His Majesty, the wise and powerful orthodox emperor, could think of such a good way. Others read the newspaper and only know that it is an embarrassing incident for a man and a woman, but he knows how to make a couple fight?

The premise is that the loving couple is not really in love, but a man who is in love with a woman.

At this moment, the piety on his face gradually showed murderous intent; Vice General Liu's words were received by every old member of Prince Jing's family, and the good deeds of the Crown Prince Emperor were received. As long as anyone knows that he wants to do something bad, no matter whether he has time to do it or not, as long as he thinks about it, he will die.

He slowly thought for a long time, and he knew that the"couple" in front of him was not as loving as the legend outside said.

At the same time, the previous chapter talks about the magnanimity of Guan Duhua, the Minister of Household Affairs of the Song Dynasty.

He knew what he had to do.

I need to make something out of nothing

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Because Song Xing wanted to use Xixia's sheep price to buy Donghu's sheep, the newspaper was sent abroad first and then domestically; first it was long distance and then short distance.

The newspaper was sent out and arrived in Xia Kingdom. Because the orthodox newspapers seriously and severely praised Emperor Xia. Emperor Xia Longyan was very happy and immediately placed an order for 200,000 newspapers this month and asked the Song Dynasty to print more. In just one issue, Emperor Song praised himself so much, and he should let the people know about it.

The Xia emperor's court began to be wary of the Song emperor's attack on Liao and his followers, but all of a sudden they disappeared.

Nowadays, even those who are literate and buy newspapers know that they are the most holy king in the history, and the Emperor of Song Dynasty has given him the most respect.

No matter how young Emperor Song was, he was still the king of a country! Now that Emperor Song has made it public and praised Emperor Xia and the Seventh Prince harshly and severely, it cannot but be said that Emperor Song has given eighteen thousand faces.

Everyone in the Xia Kingdom had a good impression of Emperor Song for a while.

Foreign monarchs praise their fathers and princes in this way. That one is unhappy?

The truth behind a thousand attempts at flattery is that you know that the opponent's flattery is so good that no one in the world can stop it.

The magical skill of flattery is the most powerful martial arts in the world, and it is a magical skill that will never be defeated.

Report on the urgent ride at the border. Song Xing got it right immediately, and Jin Chuan, the Minister of Propaganda Department, went to full speed and printed fifty more sets at once; he was afraid there would be more in the future. He also ordered the craftsmen to carve fifty more sets, while applying to the Ministry of National Security for additional workers.

The newspaper printing of the Propaganda Department is the only orthodox Emperor's magical skill that is not in the workshop; in order not to be stolen by others; in addition to the strict requirements of the craftsmen. Just moved to the garrison office in the capital last month, the newly built small workshop of the Propaganda Department next to Song Yu's office is still the courtyard of two second-rank officials of the Qingyuan Emperor's court; now that the whole family was slaughtered by Song Yu, it was nationalized. To keep it secret, it was demolished and rebuilt here, not long after we moved here.

Liu Guoling Song Yu watched carefully.

Song Yu's cold smile gradually turned into ice. His whole body seemed to be a sharp blade. He did not answer Liu Guo's words, but looked coldly at the small workshop of the Propaganda Department. He said coldly and without any emotion:"As long as he wants! I want his three tribes! Kill people! I like it!"

Of course Liu Guo was relieved. They are all at the garrison office in the capital. If Song Yu still doesn't think it's safe, Song Yu should die.

Seventy sets of printing plates worked day and night, and were sent out in less than ten days. People in the Propaganda Department worked very hard to make money.

When the newspaper was published, the soldiers and civilians of the Song Dynasty were shocked.

In the thousands of years since the Song Dynasty, no emperor has ever issued such an imperial edict; no emperor has ever done such a big business. The greetings of the people of the Song Dynasty have changed. In the past, it was, have you eaten?

Now, have you had three meals?

The craftsmen of the Song Dynasty are even more eager to wait.

Since the emperor issued an imperial edict that the workshops would never produce anything that existed before the Song Dynasty, the officials of the workshops have assigned many tasks, such as small bamboo tubes for facial cream, large bamboo tubes for fine salt, and thick bamboo tubes for wrapping soap. Paper and baskets were all bought from craftsmen, and the price was slightly lower than before. But the court placed an order to buy it, and there was no need to sell it. At the end of the month, officials from the workshop came to take it away, and they didn't owe a penny. With big orders, people with good craftsmanship have made a lot of money.

After all, in the past, no matter how well we did, selling was a problem.

Last month, the officials of the workshop just ordered a large number of wine jars to the craftsmen who knew how to make wine jars. One catty, two catties, five catties, ten catties, twenty catties and fifty catties were packed. Although the people thought it was strange, it was a matter of turmoil. Don’t drink the wine after it has been stored for a long time! But everyone who received the order from the court was very happy. At this time, they saw newspapers, knew how to weave and make clothes, and they were all waiting on the roadside to do their own things.

Sure enough, Gongzhi officials rode fast horses and came to the door one by one according to the list provided by the government; jute cloth, white linen cloth, ordinary cotton cloth. If you know how to knit, how much can you knit in a month? Orders! Only then did the people know that the workshop only produced high-quality cotton cloth, including the high-quality cotton cloth in the workshop. The workshop did not make clothes; , maybe Donghu wants it too, Liu Shangshu of the Ministry of Rites is going to Donghu.

The soldiers of the Song Dynasty were even more ecstatic. In the past, the troops of Liu Jingyun and Liu Ying, who were always victorious, only had three meals during the war, and then it became two meals. After all, the food was really not enough. Who wouldn't be happy to suddenly receive such an imperial edict?

The people of the Song Dynasty certainly knew that potatoes and sweet potatoes were highly productive. But they are not as good as rice, and it is very difficult to store grains for a long time.

There were even more people and soldiers kowtowing to the newspapers to thank them. It should be noted that the Song Dynasty had been poor for hundreds of thousands of years, and had been bullied by its neighbors for hundreds of thousands of years.

Your majesty, the wise and mighty orthodox emperor, has been on the throne for less than three years. From the separation of the Song Dynasty to the reunification, to the defeat of the Liao Kingdom, now they eat three meals a day, and at the end of the year they eat lamb and pork again. In one word: great!

He is truly the first emperor of all time!

The orthodox emperor of the Great Song Dynasty is the lord of all peoples, comparable to the gods!

Some people are also worried. If you buy, buy, buy like this, of course the workshop can make money. But after all, the salary was increased and the tax was reduced, and he had three meals, and he ate mutton for free. What if I don't make enough money and eat up the gold and silver treasures in the Northern Territory and Liao Palace?