"Do you have any tips for beating your wife?"
The vegetable boss was even more surprised, and he quickly gave another big cabbage and humbly asked for advice.
After receiving the cabbage, Mr. Xiao whispered into the vegetable boss's ear:"First do this, then do that, and then up and down. Down, left, right, left, right, front and back"
"As long as you follow this routine, your wife will never be able to live without you again, and she will be obedient to you from now on."
The food boss showed a shocked expression, even changed his title, and said sincerely:"Mr. Xiao, from today on, I admire you completely.
After saying that, the vegetable boss closed the stall and went home directly, wanting to go back and test whether it had any effect. Before leaving, he turned back and said,"Mr. Xiao, if your method works, I will treat you to meat for a year at my expense." All inclusive."
Old man Xiao grinned, showing his yellow teeth, and said:"No, old man, I don't like meat, I just like to eat Widow Li's tofu."
"White, tender, fragrant and soft"
"Hey Hey."
After saying that, he smiled, with a somewhat wretched expression.
Along the way, Old Man Xiao greeted everyone who saw him, and Old Man Xiao responded with a smile one by one.
This is a very quiet and peaceful town with simple folk customs. , all the people living here are ordinary civilians.
No one would have thought that this ordinary, thin old man who loves to eat widow’s tofu would actually be a peerless master at the peak level of Grand Master.
After the battle in the grove, Xiao Wuji used the fastest speed to Rush back to Jinling quickly
"Hello Mr. Xiao"
"See Mr. Xiao"
"Mr. Xiao is back. Is the mission going well?"
Returning to Beizhen Fusi, all the Jin Yiwei along the way saluted Xiao Wuji and said hello.
15"See Sir"
"Welcome back victoriously."
Xue Hua and Song Limin, his close men, came forward and saluted respectfully.
"No, sir, don't worry"
"That's good."
Xiao Wuji nodded slightly and went straight to Yuan Xiong.
When he arrived at Qianhu Middle Hall, Xiao Wuji bowed his hands and saluted,"My subordinate, Xiao Wuji, see you, sir."
"Okay, you don’t have to be so polite with me.
Yuan Xiong waved his hand and said,"How is the mission?" No accident, right?"
Xiao Wuji thought about the dozens of assassinations, poisonings, and plots he encountered on the road. It can be said that they were full of murderous intent. He shook his head as usual and said:"Nothing unexpected. They are all a group of small characters. I have already dismissed them."
"However, on the way back to Beijing, they encountered a group of thieves trying to rob blood ginseng at Sihai Restaurant. They said they were ordered by the chief assistant Li Wenbo, and his subordinates believed that the matter needed to be investigated carefully."
With that said, he took out the blood ginseng in his arms and handed it over.
Yuan Xiong took the blood ginseng, looked at Xiao Wuji deeply, and said calmly:"I will handle this matter, you don't have to worry about it."
Who is Yuan Xiong? There are seventeen or eight things in his heart.
Xiao Wuji just said it, and he had already guessed it. He also knew that Li Wenbo's robbery of tribute was a fiction.
After all, Li Wenbo's greatest ability As for Mei Shang, what he does most on weekdays is to search for elixirs for the emperor, so why would he go and grab blood ginseng?
If he gets blood ginseng, he will probably offer it to Emperor Jingtai as soon as possible.
But so what if this matter is slander. ?
What Jin Yiwei said is evidence.
Jin Yiwei and Li Wenbo have been refusing to deal with each other, and this time they just took the opportunity to add insult to injury. In just a moment, Yuan Xiong thought of the benefits of this matter.
He looked at Xiao Wuji and nodded with satisfaction,"I knew it You will not let me down. This time I retrieved the blood ginseng and made another great contribution."
"Just wait for the reward from His Majesty the Emperor. Xiao
Wuji smiled and said:"Will His Majesty the Emperor grant me the title of Thousand Households?" Yuan
Xiong was stunned for a moment, his mouth twitched, and he cursed with a smile:"Qianhu, do you really dare to think about it?""
"Which one of the thousands of households in Fusi, Beizhen, has not made a lot of achievements and worked hard for several years, ten years or even decades to become the leader?"
"You've only been serving as Deputy Qianhu for a month and you want to be promoted to Qianhu? Dreaming."
Xiao Wuji naturally knew that it was impossible to become a Qianhu with this mission, and it was just a joke.
Everything is settled, and Xiao Wuji does not have to worry about the rest of the matter.
After leaving the Qianhu Middle Hall, the electronic sound of the system suddenly sounded in Xiao Wuji's voice. ringing in my mind
"Ding, it was detected that the host successfully sent the blood ginseng back to Jinling and completed the task of escorting the blood ginseng. Do you want to receive the reward?"
"receive"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the full level of Disguise. The rewards are being distributed and have been completed."
A huge amount of information poured into Xiao Wuji's mind, and it was surprisingly about the essence of the art of disguise.
The art of disguise is classified as one of the lowest-level martial arts techniques by warriors in the world.
Warriors who travel in the world learn it more or less. I have learned some disguise skills.
But disguise skills, like the Golden Bell Iron Shirt, are skills that are easy to learn but difficult to master.
The lowest level is of course the most superficial and ordinary disguise, such as putting a fake beard or fake hood on your face. , and then put on a black robe to hide the figure.
This is the most superficial and low-end, and can only deceive novices who are new to the world. Experienced martial artists with vicious eyes can find out immediately after just one glance. Flaws.
A slightly stronger method is to use a human skin mask to cover the true face.
It is difficult to see the flaw.
But the face can be disguised, but the voice cannot be disguised.
Even if the voice can be disguised, the body shape cannot be disguised.
If you are close to someone, you will spend a lot of time together. Flaws can be found at any point.
The strongest one is of course what Xiao Wuji has mastered at the moment. It is invisible and formless, but it can transform all living beings, just like the black jade unicorn in the world of Qin Dynasty.
Xiao Wuji can instantly transform with just a thought. Become another person.
Not only the face, but also the voice, body shape, and even the smallest habits can be imitated exactly the same.
The full level of disguise is a martial arts that includes voice changing, bone shrinking skills and illusions..
At this moment, Xiao Wuji returned to his Qianhu room, and turned around and turned into Yuan Xiong. Every gesture and gesture was exactly the same as Yuan Xiong's. There was no difference at all.
Even the person closest to Yuan Xiong, he Wife, even if his children are here, they can’t find any flaws in Xiao Wuji
"The full level of Disguise is so terrifying."
Xiao Wuji looked at himself in the bronze mirror and felt extremely satisfied.
Xiao Wuji suddenly thought that if he turned into Li Wenbo and walked around Wanhua Tower a few times, threw some money, hugged each other, and recited a few poems Anti-poetry, the scene will be very lively when the time comes.
It is a pity that Xiao Wuji has not seen what Li Wenbo looks like until now.
Moreover, Emperor Jingtai and the officials in the court will not believe that Li Wenbo would be so crazy.
However, although this method can control It won’t defeat Li Wenbo, but it can at least make him lose face. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
It’s okay to make Li Wenbo suffer once in a while.
Even if you can’t kill him, you can still disgust him to death.
"If you have the chance, you must try it."
Xiao Wuji secretly thought in his heart, and the more he thought about it, the more interesting it became.
After obtaining the full level of disguise, from now on, who else is as capable of frame-up and frame-up as him?
From now on, Xiao Wuji will disguise anyone he dislikes. He acted like this to cause trouble.
With this alone, Xiao Wuji could play them to death.
After Yuan Xiong obtained the blood ginseng, he immediately handed it over to the commander of the Jin Yiwei Xia Yunxuan, and at the same time told him what Xiao Wuji said to him. He repeated what he said.
Xia Yunxuan is also a person who holds grudges. Over the years, Jinyiwei has been implicated by Li Wenbo, and his reputation has gone down the drain. He is worried that he can't find a way to deal with Li Wenbo.
Now that the opportunity has come to his door, how can he Will you miss it?
Immediately take the blood ginseng to the palace to see the emperor.
Three hundred years of blood ginseng is difficult to find in a hundred years, and it is a rare treasure.
The most important thing is that it can increase longevity, which is the treasure that Emperor Jingtai wants most.
Jingtai As soon as the emperor received the blood ginseng, he was immediately overjoyed, and the hearty laughter spread throughout the Daluo Palace.
Seeing the emperor Long Yan's joy, Xia Yunxuan took the opportunity to tell Li Wenbo that he sent people to assassinate Xiao Wuji and attempted to rob the blood ginseng. After hearing this,
Emperor Jingtai turned livid with anger and scolded Li Wenbo on the spot.
Of course, it was impossible to kill him, and Li Wenbo was still useful if he kept it.
Such a good scapegoat chess piece, you can kill one of them. Not the second one.
But I understand that beating and extortion are still necessary.
Just a few days ago, Qingzhou was hit by floods. More than a dozen counties were flooded, and more than 300,000 refugees were affected..
Emperor Jingtai was worried that no one in the court could go to relieve the disaster, and that the treasury could not come up with money for disaster relief.
Emperor Jingtai issued an imperial edict and asked Li Wenbo to go to Qingzhou to relieve the disaster and perform meritorious service.
The people for disaster relief were sent, but the money for disaster relief was not He didn't give me a penny, and let Li Wenbo take care of it.
If you want to calm down this incident and calm me down, I'll put in the money yourself.
If you don't handle the flood incident in Qingzhou well, you will still have heavy responsibilities in the future.
And for the bloodshed When the ginseng was sent back to Xiao Wuji in Jinling, Emperor Jingtai had only one sentence,"If you do well, you will be rewarded generously.""
The emperor's words proved that Xiao Wuji's holy family was in good health.
From now on, officials in the court would give Xiao Wuji some face when they saw him.
Xiao Wuji was the first deputy Qianhu to show his face in front of the emperor so frequently.
Li Mansion , there was a lot of chaos at the moment.
The roar of Chief Assistant Li Wenbo like a tiger could be heard in every corner.
All the servants of Li Mansion were hiding in the room in silence, not daring to take a breath.
"asshole! asshole!"
"You little beast, you are actually waiting for me here, I really belong to you."
As soon as the eunuch who delivered the order left, Li Wenbo became furious and smashed all his favorite blue and white porcelain, tables, chairs, tea bowls, etc. on the floor.
Even his favorite jade Ruyi was smashed to pieces.
It's nothing if the assassination fails. Li Wenbo had a plan for a long time.
Even if the assassination failed this time, he still had backup plans and could kill Xiao Wuji sooner or later.
It didn't matter if the Sihai Restaurant was burned to ashes. It was just a restaurant. He could build a new one soon, at most. He lost tens of thousands of taels of silver.
But he never expected that Xiao Wuji would open his eyes and tell lies, slandering him for robbing the royal tribute.
Who is he, Li Wenbo?
Does he care about that mere bloody ginseng?
He needs to rob for the blood ginseng. Royal tribute?
Anyone with a discerning eye can see that this is a frame-up, but he just can't defend it. After all, he did send many people to kill Xiao Wuji. Moreover, the background of Sihai Restaurant cannot withstand investigation. Others don't know it, but Jin Yiwei must know it. , otherwise Xiao Wuji would not have caused trouble in the Sihai Restaurant.
The emperor took the opportunity to suppress and blackmail his Li family, and asked him to go to Qingzhou to provide disaster relief.
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