Honkai Encyclopedia: Start with the Sky Meteor!
Chapter 357
【Theresa:"Jiko, do you have any other special skills?"】
【Ji Zi:"How can I have that kind of thing?"】
【The Herrscher of Knowledge:"I'm a little curious now, what is this so-called special skill? Judging from Jizi's performance earlier, there is a high probability that it will be something like Seese, right?"】
【Xi'er:"Astringent?"]
I remembered Jizi's brainstorming and the skills she taught him.
So what is this trick? not....
My dog can do backflips? I have a nice pair of pajamas, right?
Think of this.
A blush instantly appeared on Xi'er's little face
【Theresa:"Jizi, stop it! Xier is still a child!"]
After teaching Xier that sentence mysteriously, Jizi looked at Xier with a smile.
"Remember?"
Xie'er nodded obediently.
"Well, Xi'er remembered it all"
"Very good, then go my disciple, my sister has nothing left to teach you."
Ji Zi blinked at Xi'er, ambiguity emerging from her words.
"Tonight is your battlefield"
"yes!"Teacher Jizi"
Xi'er subconsciously saluted Jizi. Because of Jizi's teachings, her confidence was almost swollen. All she could think about was what she would do after taking down Bronya.
"Well, I'll go to bed first and wish you success."
Ji Zi yawned, waved to Xi'er, and left the room.
"Well, Mr. Himeko, walk slowly.......Why? Isn't this Teacher Jizi's room?"
Xier was a little confused, but now is not the time to care about this.
"Let’s review what Himeko-sensei just said."
"Sexy and unrestrained clothing, mature and passionate makeup, the opponent's favorite items and deep eyes... and the winning lines."
Xie'er clenched her fists, with fighting spirit burning in her eyes."
"Sister Bronya, please witness Xi'er's growth tonight."
I will definitely take it down hard. Then the screen turned and the camera cut to Bronya's room.
I saw Bronya looking attentive. Playing the game.
Soon,
Xi'er's voice sounded behind her
"Sister Bronya~~"
"It’s Xi’er, welcome back......"
Bronya turned around and welcomed Xie'er's arrival with a smile.
But the next second.
When her eyes fell on Xi'er, she was stunned.
Forgetting the strange-style skirt that can only be seen at the beach, the main thing that attracted Yaya was the thick layer of makeup on Xi'er's face.
Bright lips.
Red eye shadow.
And a bold blush.
At the same time, she was holding a game controller in her hand.
See this scene.
The audience couldn't help being dumbfounded and froze on the spot.
In fact, before this, they were all looking forward to Xi'er's new look. After all, what Ji Zi said was all practical information, and just listening to it made people feel good.
But what they never expected was.
Under the guidance of Ji Zi.
Xi'er actually ended up with such a look?
【Kiana:"This reminds me of Dr. Tesla’s makeup in the previous idol competition, and Xi’er’s current look is even worse than that!"】
【Jizi:"Huh? Did Xier understand it wrong?"]
Jizi felt.
It’s okay to teach yourself.
Which link is the problem?
【Raiden Meiyi:"Xie'er is the type of innocent girl who doesn't go well with heavy makeup. And on this basis, she added unskilled makeup, which led to the final result."】
【The Lawyer of Consciousness:"How do you say that?"】
【"A bit ugly and cute!"】
【Theresa:"I feel that Xier may not have received Jizi's meaning well. Who would bring a game controller when attacking others? Even if Bronya really likes this"】
【Bronya:"Actually, Xi'er is quite pretty, but it's a bit......special"】
【Tesla:"Special? Bronya's emotional intelligence is really high!"]
High emotional intelligence:"special"
Low emotional intelligence:"a bit beyond the scope of human aesthetics."
As the protagonist of the video.
At this moment, Xi'er wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
It turns out that this is what social death feels like. real......
I really want to die!
In the video
, Bronya was stunned when she saw the transformed Xi'er.
However, Xier's performance was not over yet.
I saw her holding a finger in her mouth.
He looked at Bronya with what he thought was a very seductive look, and then said the killer line.
"I won’t let you sleep tonight~"
Bronya was silent for a few seconds, looking at Xier with a question mark.
"Xi'er, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
After Bronya said these words, the whole scene was awkward.
Xi'er looked at Bronya blankly, and Bronya also looked at her blankly.
After a long silence.
Xi'er looked at Bronya blankly. Er's lips curled up, showing a look of grievance.
She didn't expect that she had spent so much effort to prove her growth to Bronya, but Bronya's reaction was like this.
And when she saw With Xi'er looking aggrieved, Bronya was even more confused.
In the end, there was no other way, so Bronya just took Xi'er to play the game.
Anyway, Xi'er came with the game controller herself.
And she also said She won't let herself sleep tonight. Isn't this just inviting her to play games?
At least that's how Bronya understood it.
So!
The two of them just played games all night long!
And the video stopped abruptly at this moment. stop
【Tesla:"Oh, you made me laugh so hard......Is this how the plot unfolds? Did Bronya really play games with Xier all night?"】
【Kiana:"Yes!"】
【"Xi'er has already hit the ball directly, but Bronya still doesn't understand? If it were Meiyi who came to me instead,.....Ahem!"】
【Bronya:"......"】
In fact, Bronya can't be blamed for this kind of thing, after all, Xi'er's appearance just now was really strange.
Find someone else.
You'll probably be shocked right away, right? unknown.
I thought Xier was really sick and her brain was directly burned into confusion.
【Theresa:"In the final analysis, Jizi is still to blame for this matter. She also said that she had any experience in love? In the end, she directly misled Xi'er. Obviously, with Xi'er's conditions, doing nothing is already a sure-fire move."】
【Ji Zi:"Are you still talking about me?"】
【"Do you have any experience in love?"】
【Theresa:"You.....You change the subject!"] (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Otto:"Speaking of which, our little Theresa is indeed old. Destiny still has many outstanding warriors. Would you like grandpa to introduce one to you?"】
【Theresa:"This, forget it"】
Theresa really had no idea about this kind of thing.
Maybe this is a problem with Kaslana's family genes.
Or maybe.....
The problem with Kallen's genes.
Anyway.
Theresa thinks it’s still very good like this
【Encyclopedia content:"When business knocks on the door!"]
The new video title appeared in front of the audience. The moment the picture appeared on the big screen, the audience knew that this was the video of that series.
Star Dome Train!
The only thing I don't understand.
That's the title.
What does it mean when business comes knocking? in the screen.
The pioneers are on a mountain range in Belloberg, and the reason why they appear here is that they were entrusted by Walter to come here to investigate some unknown signals.
But except for the ice sculptures that were frozen.
Nothing more.
0 Asking for Flowers
But just when the pioneer wanted to continue exploring, a text message interrupted her.
The other party's name is -
Interstellar Peace Appliances!
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"This Amber Chronicle promotion has only three years left, 200 credit point vouchers are distributed in limited quantities, and the outdoor camping and off-road dedicated smart seat is as low as ** credit points!"】
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"The humanoid self-propelled tactical microwave oven has **credit points after coupons, and there are also 25 credit points universal discount coupons!"】
【Kiana:"That's what it looks like, but the price is too outrageous, right? One toilet costs ten million."......Twenty-five million credits?"] Although I don't know what the value of currency is and what its purchasing power is in the star world. But this series of numbers is really shocking! Twenty-five million to buy a toilet? Is it crazy?! Even if it's him In smart phones, this price is not possible.
【Youlandel:"I also gave a 25-credit coupon, but the product price is 20 to 30 million, what is the significance of this coupon?"】
【Theresa:"Microwave oven, why do we need humanoid self-propelled tactics?"】
【Tesla:"What the hell is this?"】
【"Spam text messages?"]
In the video.
Faced with this and spam text messagesWhat's the difference between text messages.
The Blazers did not delete it immediately, but replied with interest.
【Pioneer:"So where do I place the order?"]
Now.
It was the other person's turn to be shocked.
Directly replied to the question mark three times
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"???"】
【Pioneer:"So where can I place an order? Send me the link. Thank you."】
It's time to make up your mind.
How unexpected is the expression of the person on the other side of the phone?
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"Wait a minute, I haven't chatted with anyone for a long time, and I'm a little shocked. Are you really from Yaliluo VI? Aren't you all finished?""】
【Trail Blazer:"Who are you? How do you know my contact information?"】
【Interstellar Peace Home Appliances:"I am the salesperson of Interstellar Peace Appliances. I am the fifty-sixth commissioner of Yaliluo-VI. It is my job to monitor the condition of this planet and place advertisements."】
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"But it has been seventy or eighty years since I was transferred here, and no one has ever replied to me. I thought you all died out because of the snowstorm. Since we are so destined, you see Are you looking to buy some household appliances? We are currently holding an event, offering 50% off for purchases over 50,000, which is very affordable!"】
【Trail Blazer:"Then you should send the link!"】
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"No problem, please wait!"】
【"Interstellar Peace Appliances" to offline——】
【Trail Blazers:"??? Are you committing telecom fraud?"
Seeing that the other party stopped replying, Trail Blazers also put down his phone.
"It turns out that the so-called unknown signal is just a promotional message for [Interstellar Peace Appliances]. Tell Uncle Yang about this."
The Pioneer immediately returned to the train and informed Jizi and Walter of the matter.
After hearing that it was just a promotional message from the company, the two felt relieved.
After all, the promotional text message did not pose a threat to Yaliluo.
But just When this matter is about to end.
The text message comes again!
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"Dear, are you there?"】
【"Sorry to bother you, I have something I want to talk to you about."】
【Trail Blazers:"Finally found the link?"】
【Interstellar Peace Appliances:"No, no, this will take some time, please understand."】
【"In fact, my side, the Interstellar Peace Appliances Headquarters, just reported the situation of Yalilo-VI. Now they asked me to make a complete report to summarize it. Could you please describe in detail what happened after the cold wave occurred seven hundred years ago? ?"下].
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