Honkai Encyclopedia: Start with the Sky Meteor!

"This this......"

"Is this a fairy tale for children?"

After listening to"Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" told by Hei Xier to the children, the audience fell into a daze for several seconds.

What is this?

God, Red Riding Hood chopped off the Big Bad Wolf's head with a knife!

I really don’t know what evil things are installed in Hei Xier’s head. This kind of plot is actually told to a group of children?

They are just a group of children.

This kind of story is too scary, isn’t it? Anthursen’s fairy tale, right?

And That Yinsensen expression and tone and the perfect tomato juice.

It really makes people wonder.

Did Hei Xier become a perverted murderer before becoming Xier's second personality? Otherwise, how could he be so experienced?

Even more outrageous Yes.

These words were actually spoken through Xi'er's mouth.

Such a strange sense of dissonance!

"That sentence"Do you know why my cloak is red?" 】Isn’t this sentence too scary to think about?"

The cute Little Red Riding Hood suddenly turned into a crazy perverted murderer!

It's a bit too scary.

"The big bad wolf is too miserable, right? Within two seconds of appearing on the scene, Little Red Riding Hood chopped off his head with a knife, leaving no whole body behind."

"The big bad wolf is the victim, right?"

Ji Zi held her forehead, looking quite helpless.

She felt that this story was really not suitable to be told to children.

It should leave a psychological shadow, right?

【Tesla:"I think it's quite interesting. After all, Hei Xi'er's goal is to stop these children from harassing Xi'er."】

【"Doing this shows"】

【Kiana:"I'm afraid from now on these children won't pester Xi'er to tell stories."】

Such a bloody story.

There is a high probability that it will leave a psychological shadow on these children, so they will definitely not pester Xier to tell boring stories.

The audience thought so.

But the fact...

It seems to deviate from everyone's imagination.

After hearing Hei Xier's story, the children were stunned for a moment.

After that, he looked at Xier with even more admiration and admiration, and seemed to be quite satisfied with the story just now.

"Sister Xier, you are so amazing!"

"Scared.....Why?"

Hei Xier didn't react.

Shouldn't the script be that these children were frightened by this story and ran away? Why is the situation wrong?

Could it be that the way I opened it was wrong?

"This is the first time I have heard such a fairy tale. It is completely different from what I have heard before. Sister Xier is so amazing!"

The little stars in the eyes of the leading child almost overflowed. He looked at Hei Xier with expectation and admiration.

"Sister Xier, can you continue to tell us such stories tomorrow?"

"ah?!"

Hei Xi'er really can't understand.

Why did things develop like this?

Not only were the little ghosts not frightened, but they became more enthusiastic?

Is it because my story is not bloody enough?

Impossible!

The heads were chopped off, and it was not bloody enough. ?

At this moment, not only Hei Xier was puzzled, but the audience outside the video also did not understand.

Is the development of this story wrong?

【Kiana:"I thought they would be frightened by Hei Xier’s story, but unexpectedly they actually liked the story even more?"】

【Teresa:"Children today......"】

【"It’s really different from when I was a kid!"]

If she heard such strong stories when she was a child, she would never listen to Xi'er's stories again.

But these children......

Do you like dark stories so much?

【Ji Zi:"It seems that children nowadays really cannot be underestimated."】

【Tesla:"I’m more curious about Hei Xier’s mentality now. Was she confused first and then depressed to death?"】

【Kiana:"More than that, I feel like I'm going crazy now!"]

The original goal was to make those children afraid of Xi'er.

But it was wrong.

Make them like Xi'er even more.

She must be depressed to death, right?

As the audience guessed, Hei Xier was walking on the road depressed at this time, thinking about what went wrong just now?

However, the sudden appearance of Kiana shocked her.

But after coming back to his senses.

Hei Xier couldn't help but feel excited.

If the children are not scared, how can they not deal with a Paramecium Kiana?

This time she must be kept away from Xi'er.

Dare to flirt with Xi'er?!

Hei Xi'er snorted coldly in her heart and followed Xi'er's example in saying hello to Kiana.

"Kiana, where is your sister?"

Bronya did not appear next to Kiana

"Bronya was suddenly called away by Dr. Einstein just now, saying that the two of us should go and not wait for her." Hei Xi'er was even more happy after hearing the news. With Bronya gone, she could concentrate on dealing with Kiana alone. Kiana and the three of them had an unlimited chain of coffee shops that had long made Hei Xi'er unhappy.. As long as you can firmly refuse tomorrow's invitation, you can miss the opportunity to continue to go to the coffee shop and successfully interrupt it! Just do it! Hei Xi'er secretly made a decision in her heart.

"Okay, okay, let's go quickly."

The two came to the coffee shop quickly.

Qiana first ordered a large portion of mango layer cake, which was also paired with double balls of vanilla and chocolate ice cream.

Hei Xi'er seized the opportunity and said:"Qi Yana, is it not good to eat so many sweets every day?"

"Otherwise we won’t want it in the future......."

But the words are not finished yet.

Was interrupted by Kiana

"I know, Xier, are you worried that I will get cavities? Don't worry, I will brush my teeth very seriously every day."

"not me......"

Hei Xier sighed softly.

If one plan doesn't work, use the second plan

"Is this coffee shop far away from the Salt Lake base? It’s quite troublesome to run around like this every day, otherwise we’ll have to......"

However, this statement was also misunderstood by Kiana as Xier wanted to make cakes for them to eat.

Paramecium's Divine Understanding.

Hei Xier was confused

"What?"

"How do you understand it?......"

Kiana smiled softly and looked at Xier with great gratitude.

"Xi'er is so gentle, but this is too much trouble for you. I accept your wishes. Let's continue to come here in the future."

Hei Xier looked at Kiana with strange eyes.

She was really confused now.

How is this guy's head made up?

What kind of quantum level understanding is this? The two consecutive moves did not have any effect on Kiana. Hei Xier also understood that any euphemistic approach would be misinterpreted by Kiana.

So......

Hei Xier decided to have a direct showdown with Kiana

"Kiana, actually there is something I haven't told you."

Hei Xier's tone was quite embarrassing.

"actually......I don’t like sweets, I like spicy food, the super spicy kind, so we won’t have any in the future......."

But Hei Xier hasn't finished speaking yet.

Kiana almost shed tears, and looked at Xier with a pair of big eyes.

"Xi'er, you mean......Don't you like sweets at all?"

"ah?"

Hei Xier was confused again.

Why did she feel this way about being misinterpreted again?

Didn't she already speak frankly enough?

How could she......

"Xi'er, I'm so touched!"

Kiana held Hei Xi'er's little hand and looked at Xi'er with tears in her eyes.

"You don’t like sweets but you are still willing to accompany me and Bronya here every day. I really can’t compare to Xi’er! But fortunately you told me, I must also learn from Xier and become a considerate person!"

Hei Xi'er:"？？？"

"ah?!!!"

【Tesla:"Pfft.......Hahahahaha!!!!"】

【"I'm a professionally trained person and generally don't laugh unless I really can't help it!"】

【"What kind of divine understanding is this?"]

Dr. Lobster was lying on the floor of the laboratory, rolling back and forth with laughter.

Even Einstein, who always had a great sense of humor, could not help but raise the corners of his mouth at this moment. (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network! )

What kind of divine understanding is this?

Why are Hei Xier’s words always misinterpreted by Kiana?

Normal people can tell that Hei Xier doesn’t plan to come to this coffee again, right?

But why is Kiana like this?

Paramecium Isn't his brain circuit too strange?

Is this the ultimate simplicity or stupidity?

This video can easily bear the doctor's laughter for a week!

It's like a scholar meets a soldier, it's impossible to explain!

【Einstein:"Hei Xier is a bit arrogant, so she won't say it directly after all, but Kiana seems to be extremely arrogant!"

No matter what others say.

They will use that magical brain circuit to successfully misinterpret it into good things. have to say.

Is this considered a shortcoming of Kiana?

【Raiden Mei:"Seeing that Kiana was about to cry, I thought she really understood what Hei Xier said and was hurt inside."】

【"But I didn't expect......"】

【Bronya:"Don't try to reason with the idiot, let alone say something to her tactfully!"】

【Kiana:"Is it my fault?"】

【"It's because she didn't make it clear herself!"】

【"Besides, this can prove that Xier and I have a very good relationship!"】

【Theresa:"What the eldest niece said makes sense......."】

【"After all, her emotional intelligence is indeed a bit low"】

【Tesla:"So, Hei Xier is really unlucky!"]

If she told Kiana very straightforwardly, Kiana would definitely notice that something was wrong.

After all, Xier has always been gentle.

Even if you don't like it, you will force yourself.

But if Hei Xier said it in a tactful way.

Will be misinterpreted by Kiana's magical brain circuit again!

It's too awful!

First, he met a group of children who liked to listen to dark fairy tales, and then he met Kiana, who was extremely innocent and had zero emotional intelligence.

Hei Xier is so miserable!

【Patophilis:"It's really unlucky."】

【"If it were Brother Jie"】

【"After explaining clearly, he would probably beat Kiana directly. This is simple and effective!"】

【Alicia:"The depressed look is so cute!"】

【Raiden Meiyi:"I have a doubt, that is, Hei Xi'er's dress is obviously very different from Xi'er's. Why can't Kiana and the others see it?"] Hei Xi'er's clothing in the video is different from

Xi'er's clothing. It's a world of difference.

It's not one person's style at all.

But Kiana and the children didn't notice anything unusual.

【Theresa:"If it wasn't the eldest niece and those children who went blind, it was because the system was trying to let us distinguish Xi'er from Hei Xi'er."】

【Kiana:"Is this special treatment?"】

【Tesla:"I have a guess. If Xier enters the examination space,"】

【"Did you get one reward or two rewards?"】

【Raiden Meiyi:"One share, after all, they use the same body"】

【Tesla:"But those are two personalities. Will it trigger the mechanism of two people taking the exam?"]

The group chat fell into silence for a while.

Everyone is thinking about Tesla’s speculation

【Ji Zi:"I think it's a reward. After all, they only have one body."】

【Teresa:"I disagree!"】

【"Two independent personalities take the exam together, that is, two people are taking the exam, and there must be two rewards!"】

【Kiana:"Then why do I only have one copy?"】

【"I still have the Herrscher of Sky, and Mei still has the Herrscher of Thunder in her body."】

【Teresa:"Are you stupid?"】

【"Can you and the two Herrschers from Meiyi answer the questions together?"]

For a while!

There was a heated discussion in the group chat about how many rewards Xi'er could get.

But they all had their own opinions.

They couldn't give an accurate answer.

【Fu Hua:"Stop arguing. When we rescue Xi'er from the quantum sea, we can verify this guess.""】

【"Let’s watch the video first"】

Hear the words of the Rishi.

Everyone could only put down the discussion and continue to look at the screen. after all.

The video is not paused.

If you missed it, watch the recording.

Hei Xier, who had been driven crazy by Kiana several times, had already left the cafe and returned to the base.

But as she was thinking.

Is it because I went out in a wrong posture today that I encountered such a strange thing?

Bronya suddenly came towards me.

Hei Xier couldn't help but be shocked.

Duck is not a simple creature like Paramecium. If she shows some clues, she will probably notice it.

So she turned sideways and pretended to look at the scenery.

At the same time, he tried to get around Bronya.

But there are only two of them on this road. No matter how well she hides, Bronya can still see her as long as she is not blind.

"Xi'er?"

Bronya's call made Hei Xi'er panic. She turned around and forced herself to smile more like Xi'er.

"Good afternoon, onee-sama......Sister Bronya"

"Xi'er is acting weird today?"

Hei Xi'er's acting skills are quite poor. Just one sentence (by Zhao) made Bronya realize that something was wrong.

After hearing this sentence,

Hei Xi'er became even more panicked.

"have......Is there any?"

"Maybe it's because I didn't get any rest last night."

Seeing the panic in Hei Xier's eyes and the cold sweat almost breaking out on her forehead, Bronya couldn't help but squinted her eyes.

"Xier clearly made an appointment with Bronya to count a hundred reloaded bunnies every day and then sleep well."

"Why?"

Reloading the little rabbit?

Is that counting thing really useful?

A big question mark appeared in Hei Xier's heart, but she still pretended to be calm and replied to Bronya

"Yesterday I counted 300 birds and still didn't fall asleep. Maybe this method is not cool anymore."

Hei Xier laughed dryly.

However ,......

"You are lying!"

Bronya crossed her arms, her eyes shining with wisdom.

"Bronya has never made that kind of agreement with Xi'er. This is something Bronya made up on the spur of the moment. Counting reloaded bunnies will not help you sleep."

"What?!"

Hei Xi'er was shocked.

But Bronya was already walking towards Hei Xi'er step by step.

"You are not Xier, you are......"

"Hahahaha, what did Sister Bronya say? Xi'er just followed Sister Bronya's words and made a joke."

Hei Xi'er broke out in a cold sweat.

She was still pretending to be Xi'er and talking.

If she was really found out, her plan would be completely ruined!

There will be no chance of coming out in the future!

"hey-hey......Sister Bronya is so true."

But Bronya just looked at Hei Xier calmly and lied.

But the next moment,

Bronya suddenly looked behind Hei Xier and shouted unexpectedly.

"apricot? How did you come?"

Hearing this disgusting name, Hei Xier's disguise disappeared instantly, and she took out the chain and claws with a gloomy face. She turned around with murderous intent.

"Get out of here, Yun!"

"You bastard, if you don’t want to be pushed down the stairs again, stay away from Xier.......Why?"..