When Wendy shouted this, Old Yang, who was lying in the sun, once again presented a set of classic Yang sit-up silky combos.
By the way, he took off his glasses and looked at Wendy with a confused face.
Kevin, who was fishing, fell into the lake. Su, who was drinking tea, shook his hand and the hot tea in the cup splashed on his face.
Even Qianjie didn't pay attention and almost killed himself with a knife.
Many male compatriots from the Collapse World looked at Wendy in shock. Kevin also stood up from the lake with a lotus leaf on his head and touched his face in horror.
For them, Wendy's words were no less than a mental attack...
No!
It was a soul nuclear explosion!
Although Wendy was indeed a bitch on weekdays, he would take the initiative to flirt with Zhongli whenever he had nothing to do, and then be beaten up by Zhongli.
It does look a bit like a mixed letter circle.
But...
Even if he really is, he can't shout it out in public.
This situation is no less than peeing in a swimming pool. You thought no one would notice, but suddenly you noticed that the urine is yellow.
And...
You pee while swimming on your back.
Old Yang pinched his chin and looked doubtful about his life. For a moment, he didn't know whether to sigh at the unrestrained emotions of the Teyvatian people or sigh at Wendy's bold confession.
It's just...
"It's a bit strange. The alphabet circle is so niche, but Teyvat also knows about it? Or who told them?"
"Wait! This is not important. The important thing is... Diluk and the others actually accepted it so calmly? Teyvat is really a very tolerant world."
Hearing this, Kevin and the others also looked at Diluk and the others with awe.
Feeling their gazes, Diluk was a little puzzled.
"What's so strange? Wendy and Zhongli have known each other for thousands of years."
"Known each other? Thousands of years?!"
Kevin's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Who's the top? Zhongli? Wendy does seem to be very popular."
Diluk pinched his chin and pondered for a moment.
"Wendy is indeed a little thinner, but... in terms of attack, Wendy's attack is also quite powerful, even though this guy is usually sloppy and unruly."
"In fact, before his strength increased, this guy was also one of the top five strong men in the MC world."
"Now, he is still in the top ten, of course, excluding Jiang Xuan's girlfriends."
Kevin waved his hands hurriedly.
"Of course, of course, she is Jiang Xuan's girlfriend, so she can't be counted in this. But... I didn't expect that Zhongli, who is a top at first sight, can also be a bottom
?"
"Zhongli... isn't fat himself, right?"
Kaia asked back in confusion.
"What do you mean fat or thin? I'm talking about the bottom who can bear it!"
"This bottom!"
Chongyun suddenly realized, gave a thumbs up, and said with a smile:
"ThenThe Emperor is 100% resilient. In the entire MC world, there should be no one who can bear it more than the Emperor! You know, our Emperor is the best at defense! "
"Is there a necessary connection?"
Kevin frowned and pondered, always feeling that what he said was not in the same direction as what they understood.
But no matter what, this news is the most explosive news they have heard at present, or even for a long time in the future.
"Wait a minute, your ability to accept is so strong?"
Siegfried looked at Diluk and others with a confused look on his face.
"What's the matter? "
Tadalia smiled and put his arm around his shoulders, patted his chest and said:
"One of the most important prerequisites for becoming a strong person is to have a strong ability to accept. In addition..."
Tadalia coughed dryly and said seriously:
"Although I am not as durable as Zhongli, my own defense is not low, so I am also a very strong person!"
"? ? ? "
Siegfried looked at Tartaglia in shock. At this moment, Tartaglia, who was close to him and holding his shoulders, said this proudly.
In Siegfried's opinion, he seemed to be sexually harassed by the man in front of him.
Suddenly, Siegfried felt as if ants were crawling all over his body.
He couldn't help but shudder and avoided Tartaglia.
It made Tartaglia a little puzzled.
Lao Yang was silent for a moment, and finally found something wrong, and said softly:
"Speaking of which, do you really know what the alphabet circle is, what is the top and the bottom?"
"You should probably understand it a little bit." (To read the violent novel, go to Faloo Novel Network!)
El Haisen nodded slightly, and said calmly:
"The so-called letters in the alphabet circle are S and M. This is a special kind of text in your world. I have seen the so-called 26 English letters. ”
“To be honest, it is much simpler than Teyvat’s writing.”
“Combining what you just said about top and bottom, S represents top and M represents bottom.”
“Combining the relationship between Zhongli and Venti, and what Venti just said.”[]
“It should be a kind of close friendship, mutual trust, mutual support, and cooperation against the enemy.”
“If Zhongli is S, then in this relationship, he is responsible for the main attack when fighting against the enemy, and if Venti is M, then he is mainly responsible for defense and auxiliary functions when fighting against the enemy.”
“Is what I said reasonable? "
Kevin stared at Elhaisen blankly. Although what he said was very strange, but...
I always feel that from a certain perspective, what he said makes sense.
Seeing Kevin didn't say anything, Elhaisen chuckled and glanced at Tinari and Seno.
"It seems that it is just as I expected. If so, the academic family I formed with Seno and Tinari is also like this."
"In the battle, Seno is responsible for the mainOutput, Tinari and I are responsible for defense and support. "
"So, in our family, Seno is the S for attack, and Tinari and I are the M for receiving."
"Am I right?"
This time, not only Kevin was silent, but even the most lively Siegfried felt that his ideology was somewhat broken by the poison.
Everyone looked at Elhaisen and the other two in awe, and connected them to their academic family relationship...
Confirmed!
There are also masters!
Zhongli and Venti are both normal, and these three play more niche!
There are really mountains that are higher than mountains.
".Wait! Wait!"
Old Yang took a deep breath, quickly came back to his senses, covered his chest, and said uneasyly:
"You guys have fooled me, you don't even know what the alphabet circle is, right? "
Seeing Lao Yang's strange expression, Elhaisen and others also noticed something was wrong.
"So, am I wrong?"
Elhaisen looked at Lao Yang hesitantly.
"You've gone completely off track!"
Lao Yang sighed, and then looked at everyone's eager faces, even though he couldn't bear to use this dirty knowledge to taint the pure Teyvat.
Lao Yang still pursed his lips, lowered his voice and asked everyone to come over to explain.
Soon, Kevin and others vaguely heard the voices of their compatriots from Teyvat who were ashamed and drifting away with the wind.
Then, Diluk and others quickly blushed and distanced themselves from each other, even Tartaglia, who had just been arm in arm with Siegfried.
At this time, he wiped his arm with disgust. .
As for the three Elhaisens...
At this time, they were completely shut down.
Looking back at the academic family, they felt nauseous as never before.
The three (of course) were more than ten meters apart from each other at this time, and each of them was trying hard to hold back the feeling of vomiting.
The rest of the people, even the smiling tiger like Kamisato Ayato, had red faces at this time, and even looked like they were still smoking.
Old Yang couldn't help but sigh at the purity of this world.
"It's terrible... There is actually such a... Such a terrible circle of emotions! Dirty! Vulgar!"
Dynesreb complained with a nauseous look on his face, and at this moment, Kong came over with a smile.
"What are you talking about? "
Subconsciously, he patted Deinsreb on the back.
The next moment, Deinsreb drew out his sword with his backhand, and slapped Sora's face with extremely vicious force, knocking him away.
Finally, Deinsreb threw away the sword with a nauseous look on his face.
Originally, he felt nothing, but now... ten...
He felt that it was better for men to keep a safe distance from each other.
That is, from this day on...
The men of Teyvat, to be precise, the men present this time.
Everyone began to pursue comfort behind them, and they spent a lot of time just to study the ability to protect their own backs. .
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