Traditional crafts?

Otto asked himself, although he had been a virgin for Karen for his whole life, but...

Five hundred years, haven't you seen pigs run even if you haven't eaten pork?

He is not like Kevin who was locked up in the quantum sea and kept eating noodles.

Otto is quite familiar with the affairs between men and women, men and men, women and women, and even self-entertainment.

But he swore that he had never done such things in his life.

How could a noble character like him with great ambitions think about such vulgar things every day?

Even if it was Karen, Otto had never thought about it.

He was afraid of defiling the saint in his heart.

But now...

Jiang Xuan said that he was doing crafts?

Slander!

This is the greatest blasphemy to a great pure love war god!

Otto rubbed his teeth and said stiffly:

"My friend, you know me well. Do you think I would do such a thing?"

"That's true."

Jiang Xuan nodded with a look of deep approval.

"For a pure love war god like you, you wouldn't dare to go even if Kallen invited you."

"..."

Although this is the truth, why does it sound so sad?

Otto feels that there is nothing wrong with his sexual orientation and his abilities...

In addition...

What Theresa said just now, about embarrassing her, is this the case?

Asshole!

Who is making up dirty rumors about boys!

Take a deep breath, Otto gritted his teeth and said:

"So, where did the news come from?"

"Don't you know?"

Jiang Xuan looked at Otto in confusion.

"Kevin said you didn't sleep last night, and you didn't know what you were doing in your room. I only knew that there was a sound of tearing paper from time to time."

"Hiss..."

Speaking of this, Jiang Xuan looked at Otto with some suspicion.

"I remember that after you were resurrected once, you were in your prime... more than 500 years..."

"It's not impossible, you've been holding it in for so many years..."

Jiang Xuan patted Otto's shoulder sympathetically.

"I understand you."

Otto's face became darker and darker. After a moment of silence, he seemed to have discovered a blind spot.

"You've done this before?"

"Huh? Are you kidding?"

Jiang Xuan looked at Otto with disdain and pointed at Ganyu and others not far away.

"I have so many beautiful wives, do you think I still need to do this? Even if I need to do crafts, Ganyu and others will help me!"

Otto forced a smile and said slowly:

"Last night, I was just... thinking about how to say the first words to Kallen after she is resurrected, give her a gift, and communicate with her."

Speaking of this, Otto's expression was slightly mixed with a hint of distress and happiness.Emotion.

"My friend, your sudden resurrection plan has really hurt me."

"I am not ready to stand by Karen's side now. When she comes back and knows what I did, I think..."

"I will definitely get slapped."

Although he said so, Otto's face was full of happiness when he said this.

Jiang Xuan distanced himself from him. He didn't really understand the thoughts of these Ms.

"Then I won't revive Kallen for now."

"No! Please don't do that."

Otto smiled bitterly and sighed:

"Before, I always felt that I should wait until I became the hero and inventor that Kallen expected, and did something that would make Kallen happy."

"Resurrect her and stand by her side."

"But... as a sinner, what qualifications do I have to delay the time for Kallen to enjoy the beautiful sunshine again with my own selfishness?"

"This is too selfish. I can't accept that I have such an idea."

Otto sighed.

"I am not qualified to make any demands on Karen, and similarly, I am not qualified to ask Karen to forgive my mistakes."

"Whether she chooses to hate me or to beat me, this is what I deserve. I have failed her expectations of me."

"It is also the punishment I should accept to bear the estrangement of Karen from me."

"But no matter what, she will come back. These punishments are nothing to me."

"At most, I will slowly change myself and the world, so that Karen can see that I am still developing in the direction she expects."

Jiang Xuan stood in awe and looked at Otto with emotion.

"You are really the most pure love guy I have ever seen in the world. Ask yourself, I can't do it."

"Well, everyone has their own aspirations, and your life is also the dream of many people."

Otto smiled, but felt the eyes of everyone looking at him from time to time, and couldn't help but face black.

Those who spread the dirty rumors...

They all deserve to die!

Sooner or later, he will push Kevin into the lava and drown him!

"I say, aren't you going to explain what happened last night to everyone?"

Jiang Xuan watched Ganyu and others' private chat channel with relish.

After such a short while, with the efforts of Kiana and others to spread the rumors, now...

Otto has become a pervert who was too excited and worked too hard on his craft last night. Now he needs the Undead Totem to revive him.

Even Hu Tao seriously told Jiang Xuan in the private chat channel not to learn from Otto. If he needs it, she can satisfy him at any time.

Let's see...

Rumors stop at the wise, but...

Rumors are also spread by idiots. Kiana obviously meets the requirements of idiots.

Otto glanced at everyone and knew that today's incident was impossible to clear up even if he jumped into the Yellow River.

He simply shrugged his shoulders, casually said:

"No need, my explanation will only make them spread more weird."

"Rumors are the bad nature of human beings. We can't expect everyone to be wise."

"Once rumors spread, they can never be washed away."

Jiang Xuan raised his eyebrows and joked:

"Really? I feel that Lao Yang will tell this to the resurrected Kallen, saying that you can't control your craftsmanship when you think about her."

Otto's face froze, and after a moment, he said calmly:

"It seems that I need to consider settling Walter on the moon."

Jiang Xuan smiled and said nothing. Suddenly, Otto coughed dryly, deliberately lowered his voice, and whispered:

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"Come to think of it, I do have something to ask you, my friend. You are the person who has the most girlfriends and gets along the best with them."

"I am the only love saint I have ever met in my life."

Jiang Xuan looked at Otto warily and complained:

"Just tell me if you have anything to say. I am tired of hearing this kind of rainbow fart."

"Okay."

Otto smiled and whispered:

"I want to ask you... Is there any secret to chasing girls? Especially when the girl you like already has someone she likes, and..."

Jiang Xuan rolled his eyes and said:

"Just say it directly. You want to know how to chase a goddess who has been turned gay and has a lover back to you."

"Ask me how to poach girls!"

Otto felt a little guilty and nodded slightly.

"Ahem... that's probably what I meant."

"Sorry..."

Jiang Xuan smiled a little provocatively and spread his hands:

"I never chased girls. It was always girls who chased me. I couldn't help it. Being too charming is also a kind of talent. You can't learn it."

...... ........ .......

Otto had to admit that Jiang Xuan now made him want to punch him in the face.

But after taking a deep breath, Otto still forced a smile.

"Is that so? Then...are there any nice words that can leave a deep impression on girls even if they can't be pursued?"

"Why didn't you ask this earlier?"

Jiang Xuan immediately perked up, looked around, and said in a low voice:

"Since you are so eager for the truth, I will teach you my Jiang-style love words to coax girls."

Otto's eyes lit up, and he quietly took out his personal terminal and turned on the recording function.

"This matter is known to heaven, earth, you and me! No third person can know it!"

Jiang Xuan reminded him, and Otto nodded seriously.

"You should know that there are only three core knowledge points in pursuing and coaxing girls!"

"First! Persist!"

"Second! Shameless!"

"Third! Persist in being shameless!"

"Of course, I have never put the above concept into practice. After all, my face is very important and is one of the sources of my charm."

"So, it is for reference only."

Otto nodded in agreement and insisted on being shameless...

Thinking about it carefully, it is quite objective.

As far as he knows, Siegfried pursued Cecilia and followed the principle of being shameless.

There are successful cases, so we can learn from them!

Jiang Xuan and Otto have been left behind the team since then, whispering and exchanging ideas about how to flirt with girls.

Ningguang and others were always paying attention to Jiang Xuan, so they naturally knew what he was talking about, but after listening to a few words, they just laughed it off.

That kind of routine may work against ordinary girls, but against Karin who has completely gone astray...

It may have a counter-effect.

The man himself knows that Jiang Xuan doesn't chase girls at all. It was Ningguang and the others who went to find them.

But...

Although Jiang Xuan doesn't chase girls, he is really good to his wife.

At least Ningguang and the others think that even if there are many sisters, they are still very happy now... Qian.

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