Although the gods who descended from heaven to the mortal world are extraordinary beings, their preferences and feelings are no different from those of mortals.
However, only the taste for"naming" is not included.
I don’t know if it’s the gods’ bad taste, or their thinking is too advanced.
Whenever the Conference of the Gods is held, a group of unlucky children will be assigned very subtle and extremely shameful titles.
"——Then it has been decided that the title of Seth Celty, the adventurer of Set Familia, will be [Holy Dragon Knight of Dawn]!"
"No ah ah ah ah!!!!!"
The main god of the Familia clan, who was miserably awarded the title of Second Class, looked up to the sky with tears streaming down his face.
His face showed unspeakable guilt and shame, as if he was blaming himself for failing to protect the reputation of the Familia members.
The meeting of the gods is exactly the embodiment of all the members of the clan. Occasionally disgusting
"Hahahaha, isn’t this quite majestic!"
Loki was already laughing so hard in the host's seat that he burst into tears.
Led by her, several fun gods with bad personalities were the main culprits in promoting this bad habit.
When he was in heaven, Loki Known for his pranks and bad character, he even tries to drive a wedge between the gods and make them fight for fun.
In comparison, this seemingly horrific scene is relatively peaceful.
"Okay, next... is the child of Jian Yulei's family. Loki glanced at the list, and when his eyes fell on the portrait of the adventurer, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Oh, this child is very cute. Is it called Yamato Mikoto?"
In addition to names, the list provided by the guild also contains detailed adventure files.
The surrounding gods also looked at the documents in their hands and exclaimed in unison.
"This kid... has a very high standard."
147"The ponytail for black hair is really awesome."
"Hmm... If you ask me to bully this child, it will still happen……"
"I mean, teasing such a cute girl would make me feel uneasy."
That is to say, they knew that they were teasing adventurers before, right?
Listening to the whispers coming from all directions, Chu Mu sighed secretly.
If you want to avoid being cheated at the Conference of Gods, there are indeed several ways Method.
The simplest and most direct way is to give red envelopes to the gods of the"naming committee", but for the gods, I am afraid that nothing is more important than having fun, and most of them will make a lion open their mouths.
The second is the situation now, if the members of the family members are favored by the gods If you like it, you will also get preferential treatment.
Jian Yulei, known as the"God of War", felt that this time the title should be stable, and was about to breathe a sigh of relief.
But he heard Loki suddenly raised his voice and said
"However, it's all Jian Yulei's fault... he actually deceived such a cute girl into his own family."
Because Jian Yulei has a kind-hearted personality and is willing to help others, he is quite popular with women in the city. Although he himself does not have such a self-consciousness.
But other male gods who are afraid that the world will not be in chaos just take the opportunity to make trouble and make noises one by one. stand up
"That’s right, he’s a famous pretty boy from Orario just like Mihe. It’s so irritating."
"I think your life is 80%, too……"
"Yes, since this is the case, then I'm sorry, my little life!"
"Okay, let me take my last journey.——【How about Shining Galaxy Princess?"
"Xiao Ming is indeed a cute girl. If you want to blame her, just blame Jian Yulei - I think [The Final Saint] is good."
Hearing these more outrageous titles, Jian Yulei, who had a good face, began to tremble on his lips.
"Hey, that's enough, stop it! Ming, Ming is my child who has been following me since the beginning of the family clan.……"
"Then let’s [Lava Angel]!"
"this is not bad!"
Since the meeting was held, this was the most heated moment.
Chu Mu noticed that Hestia and Hephaestus also mentioned a few relatively low-key titles.
But unfortunately, no one paid attention to them..
After thinking about it, Chu Mu also gave up the idea of getting involved in this"muddy water".
After all, he still has to"protect himself". If he uses up his influence here... he doesn't want to go underground in the future. While exploring the city, he was recognized and given the title
"Pink cute rabbit"、"Tricky titles like"Jet Black Flame User".
In the end, Yamato's title was decided as"Juekage".
Although it is still a bit subtle, it is much better than"Sparkling Galaxy Princess", a combination of words with unclear meaning..
The forthright Martial God shed two lines of tears from his eyes, not knowing whether he was happy or scared.
The meeting continued.
The scene like a feast of demons continued lively for a long time, and the small and medium-sized dependents had almost finished speaking. Then it was the turn of the high-level Familia in the city to appear.
For example, the"Hephaestus" Familia, the"Ganesha" Familia, the"Ishtar" Familia, etc.
"Okay, that’s the end of the sideshow, let’s get back to the topic."
Loki rested his chin on his hand in boredom, and after glancing at the names at the end of the list and the families they belonged to, he suddenly became excited.
"The next adventurers are—the children of the Fool’s Familia!"
Hearing this, even Chu Mu couldn't help but become nervous.
Then, Loki's voice with a bit of a smirk came to his ears.
"Although there were a few old faces missing from the seats at this meeting, there were also new members joining."
"The Fool, who only came to the mortal world this month, has a remarkable record in his family, such as……"
"The beauty who defeated Orario's strongest weapon was named Esdeath."
The gods on the side looked at each other, and then (dbea) began to discuss
"Esdeath... She is indeed very courageous. She feels like she will rush towards you with a knife in the next moment."
"Although he is not the cute type, his heroic demeanor is quite impressive, right?"
"To be able to control such a fierce man, should I learn from the fool?……"
"As for the title... it's really difficult to deal with. If you feel bad, you might encounter someone on the street and get killed.……"
Hearing this, Chu Mu couldn't help but cough slightly.
These gods were really right. Esdeath is now a"god-killer" with a record of killing gods. (If you want to read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
I don’t know if it’s a mysterious induction, or if the sense of oppression given by Esdeath is strong enough.
Even though Loki wanted to provoke him, the gods finally determined the folk name of the adventurers as the official title of Esdeath - that is,"Empress"."!
"What, everyone is so timid."
Seeing that the others were not fooled, Loki sighed boredly, and then put the last piece of information on the table.
This information was urgently submitted by the Adventurer's Guild the day before the Conference of Gods.
So there is only one point The most basic relevant information.
It belongs to the"Hestia" family members who were not qualified to participate in this meeting before.
Compared with the previous discussion, the main focus this time is the goddesses of Orario
"Is his name Chu Mu? He looks like a family member from the Far East."
"He looks pretty handsome. He's my type."
"What, what are you doing, Ishtar, don’t even think about doing anything weird to my Chu Mu!"
Hestia immediately stood up nervously - even though she was cushioned by a chair, her height could only barely see her upper body.
The person she was strictly wary of was a coquettish girl with brown skin and long dark purple hair. Goddess.
Her vocation is the same as that of Freya, who is no longer here. She is the"Goddess of Beauty" and her reputation... is not very good.
Orario's most famous red light district,"Night Street", is the property of this God of Beauty.
"Oh? Why, if you can't feed the child enough, are you afraid that I will eat him?"
"I think you should just hold on to that membrane for the rest of your life. It would be better to leave such a good man to me."
Ishtar responded to Hestia's hostility in an understatement.
Ever since Freya, who was also the"Goddess of Beauty", disappeared, she became very proud.
As a"competitor" with the same priesthood, Ishtar accepted a lot of The original member of Freya's Familia.
Therefore, her Familia has now become one of the most powerful Familia in Orario.
"You...what did you say!"
Hearing the dirty words Ishtar said, Hestia's little face turned red with anger.
"That kid Chu Mu and I kissed each other every day until dawn! That kid is so obsessed with me that he won't fall in love with a dirty thing like you!"
Hestia, who has experienced a"betrayal", is particularly sensitive to this kind of topic.
Just the way she fought back left people speechless.
"When did I become fascinated by you?……"
Chu Mu couldn't help but twitched the corners of his eyes, trying hard to maintain a calm expression on his face.
The image that you have finally created in front of other"colleagues" must not be ruined.
Just when the conference was about to turn into a jealous match between the two goddesses,
Loki suddenly stood up from his seat and slammed the table.
Bang!
"……Loki?"
The gods looked at the host in confusion.
"Before deciding on the title, Hestia, please explain it to us."
The goddess of mischief with short red hair said neatly, and opened her slender eyes that were originally narrowed.
"In less than half a month, he was promoted from Level 1 to Level 3. What on earth is going on?"
……
(Thanks to"Qiu Jiang never stays up late" for the tip!).
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