【Sano: My jokes are very funny. They are not cold jokes that make people laugh. If you don’t think they are funny, I will ask you to explain the point of the joke right now.】
【Tinari: Stop it, that's already scarier than the position of Gale Disciplinary Officer itself. 】
When I heard that this was to be taken into account, Sano himself was very resistant.
You can say that I am not doing my job properly, but you can't say that my jokes about General Sainuo are not funny.
Of course, it's up to you to complain. Anyway, when it comes to taking stock, Mo Feng will take care of it.
After thinking about the process of this inventory, Mo Feng also controlled the system and sent the barrage of this inventory.
【Considering that there are still some people who don’t understand the meaning of cold jokes, I will release two of them for everyone to take a look in this inventory live broadcast room.】
【If Sano and Elhaysen fight, who can separate them two. 】
This doesn’t sound like a joke at all, it sounds more like a question.
Therefore, the good-hearted viewers in the live broadcast room also quickly replied:
【Elhaysen: I'm just a weak intellectual, I don't have the ability to fight with the Gale Disciplinary Officer】
【Seno: Elhaysen, can you stop pretending?】
【Kawei: Then I hope that the Gale Disciplinary Officer can be more harsh. When Alhaysen is beaten, I will be the first to go there!】
【Leila: It’s great that you still have the strength to fight.】
【Fa Lushan: Well, if these two people fight, maybe the great sage will be punched twice when he enters.】
【Azar: Hello!】
【Nilu: Then I think it should be Lord Grass God】
【Desia: That’s not necessarily true. If it was a fight in Aru Village, Candice should be the one who pulled them apart. If it was a fight in Huacheng Forest, the person who pulled them apart should be Tinari.】
【Paimon: So, isn't this a bad joke? Why are we suddenly discussing this?】
【Ke Qing: Yes, it turned out to be the answer to a cold joke. I think it should be very unusual.】
【Chongyun: We don’t know many people in Xumi, so it’s very difficult to guess.】
【Kaia: Yes, we are not from Mondstadt. 】
The people in Xumi were making serious guesses, but people in other places noticed something different.
For example, this is a bad joke that won’t make people laugh.
Faced with such questions, the inventory live broadcast room naturally gave the answer very quickly.
【Correct answer: Noelle of Mondstadt】
【The reason lies in the name】
【Senor Heysen】
【Sano:?】
【Alhaysen:?】
【Noel Ai:? 】
As soon as this answer came out, the entire live broadcast room started to be filled with question marks.
This is also the first time that audiences around the world have such unified opinions.
The last time the opinions were so unified, it was the time when the little grass god was to be released.
【Noelle: So, does this have anything to do with me?】
【Kaia: Xenoel Heisen...Okay, I get it, it's a matter of name.】
【Kamisato Ayato: All the names should be, Seno, Noel, and Elhaysen, right?】
【Qin: I actually thought about whether Noel’s strength could separate these two people.】
【Qiqi: Such a joke makes Qiqi feel so cold】
【Hutao: Ouch, is Qiqi cold? I am coming!】
【Tinari: Alas, such a joke is exactly the same as someone’s prepared jokes.】
【Sano: Phew, you’re a master. You actually made me laugh with just three names. You’re worthy of being a live broadcast room that can take stock of the whole world!】
【Everyone:……】
【Sano: What's that expression on your face? Isn't it funny? You see, the punchline of this joke lies in the overlap of names.……】
【Xiangling: It’s so cold. The food is almost cold.】
【Wendy: My wine seems to have suddenly become much colder after drinking it. What is the reason for this?】
【Diluc: That's because some people drink without paying, right, bard?】
【Mo Feng: It’s very cold. I even think what happened to the two people above is a little funnier.】
【Kuki Shinobu: My boss is usually a very funny person, but if he doesn’t even laugh at the joke, forget it.】
【Arataki Yidou: Ninja, don’t use me as an example.】
【Xingqiu: I thought this kind of description would only be used in some novels, but I didn’t expect that someone would actually say that.】
【Nasida: Actually, I also find it very interesting.】
【Sainuo; Lord Grass God! 】
Seno expressed very excited.
It turns out that the little Lord Lucky Grass King in Jingshan Palace can still understand such a joke!
Of course, this is also because I think you, Sano, have completely failed to realize the point, that is, this is not a joke at all.
As for the little grass god?
I can only say that if you are too wise, it will become like this
【Tinari: Seno, if you really like these questions, you can tell cold jokes to the prisoners you catch in the future and explain the funny points in them. This may be more useful than a torture tool.】
【Seno: Impossible. This is simply a reward for them. Besides, I don’t have so many jokes.】
【Mo Feng: But it can actually be used repeatedly. For example, if you tell a prisoner a cold joke, and after telling the prisoner, before the prisoner can react, put him and his head in the water.】
【Sano: Well, that’s a good idea.】
【Elhaysen: Are all you aliens so devilish in what you do?】
【Gilded Brigade: Thank you, I can already feel my hands and feet getting cold.】
【Zu Ying: We people from other worlds will not be blamed for this. Thank you. Please put this blame on Mo Feng, a person from other world.】
【Kujo Sora: But it does seem to be a good idea. Why don't you give Arataki a try?】
【Arataki Ito: Come on, you stinky Tengu, if you can tell these jokes, I think you will win!】
【Sano: Well, in order to prove that I am not a master of bad jokes, I am going to tell you a perfect joke that I just thought of.】
【Nasida; I have some expectations.】
【Tinari: Oh, it's over】
【Nilu: Ah ah, Mr. Little Lucky Grass King, please stop pampering him! 】
Gan, there seems to be another accident during this inventory live broadcast.
People who were counted before basically had expressions of rejection on their faces.
As a result, this was the first time that the person being counted was more proactive than in the live broadcast room.
However, it should be said that the characters in the world of Teyvat are indeed much more exciting than imagined.
But when Mo Feng was thinking this, Sai Nuo's torture had already begun.
【Senor: Tinari, do you know what we will become after we clean up the dead zone?】
【Tinari: I don't know, and I don't want to know!】
【Seno: It will turn into a casserole, because Tinari often said that after we clean up the dead area, it will turn into a city.】
【Everyone:……】
【Sano: What's the matter? Isn't this funny? This is a joke I only came up with after getting to know the rice cooker in the inventory live broadcast room. It's absolutely new, so……】
【Nasida: Hum, it’s really interesting.】
【Tinari: Please shut up!】
【Collet: Lord Grass God, please stop pampering Seno.】
【Xiangling: After hearing this joke, Guoba won’t just be able to spit out ice cubes in the future, right?】
【Crispy rice: Lulu……】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Skirmisher: I have been betrayed three times. I thought my heart would never be cold again, but I didn’t expect it.……】
【Amber: Well, suddenly I felt like I was on the snow.】
【Water Slime: Can any monster save me? I seem to be frozen.】
【Paimon: Even the Fools, the Executors, the monsters, and the knights can't stand it anymore. It's so lethal.】
【Elhaysen: I would like to ask, can people in this inventory live broadcast room not have the right to speak?】[]
【Mo Feng, I think there should be some.】
【Sai Nuo: It seems that you still don’t understand it well, so I will explain the joke. The joke is that the word Guoba has a homophonic relationship with the words Huachengguoba.……】
【Taking stock of the live broadcast room: Sano was banned for ten minutes and given a warning. If there is another time, he will be banned for one day. 】
Then, there were many people watching the excitement in the live broadcast room shouting 666
【Elhaysen: What a joy!】
【Xingqiu: An act of justice!】
【Mo Feng: Enjoyable!】
【Paimon: Well, fair and strict.】
【Zuying: Little Paimon, this is not fair. This is definitely because I can’t even listen to these things in the inventory live broadcast room.】
【Mandrill: But I didn’t expect that this inventory live broadcast room really has the ability to make others unable to speak.】
【Kaia: I have to be careful. If I am banned from speaking that day, it will be very boring.】
【Nasida: This is understandable, after all, the Void Terminal also has such abilities, but unfortunately, Seno has no way to explain these jokes for the time being.】
【Nilu: No, no, no, little Grass God, we already know these things now.】
【Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, let’s take stock of the following content.】
【Tinari: I just don’t know if Sano’s inability to come out now will have any impact on the follow-up content in the live broadcast room. 】
Of course, the last content is also easier to take stock of.
It makes no difference whether Sano is here or not.
After all, Sano is a card guy.
The content of the last live broadcast room is not about taking stock of whether Sano is a poker player, but it is better to explain the meaning of the word"pailuo".
After the explanation, everyone had a clearer understanding of the gale discipline officer of the Teaching Order.
He likes playing cards, telling bad jokes, and even goes to the desert to catch bugs, but this kind of person is the irreplaceable Disciplinarian of Xumi.
It can be said that such a character is more contrasting than the previously reviewed Demon-Conquering Monkey King of Liyue.
The Great Sage of Conquering Demons is not very tall at best, but this Xeno seems to have a bigger problem.
But even so, people in the live broadcast room were still talking about it
【Gilded Brigade: Alas, it’s a pity that we didn’t know where Seno’s weakness is.】
【Alhaysen: If I have to say it, having a low sense of humor is a weakness. You can try to make funny jokes in front of Seno next time you meet.】
【Seno, who was just released: Elhaysen, you better hope that I don’t really get the chance to beat you up.】
【Azar: This time I didn’t take stock of what Daofeng Disciplinary did in the lower level. Forget it, it won’t hinder the current affairs in the Order.】
【Sano: I think this inventory live broadcast room will not inventory those contents.】
【Tinari: You'd better be content, you have now become the first person to be banned from the live broadcast room. Or even because you have to explain the reason for the bad joke】
【Sugar: Thinking back to those jokes, I seem to think of the time I was listening to a class with Mr. Abedo on the snow-capped mountains.】
【Nasida: Well, I'd better not say anything.】
【Arataki Yito: I have to admit that I learned a lot after reading the review of this Sano brother.】
【Paimon: Oh, you, a cow herder, can actually learn something?】
【Arataki Yidou: Of course, it turns out that catching bugs is training and playing cards is an art. For such a noble thing, some people would say that it is not a proper job. No, I want to change everyone's views.】
【Paimon: Alas, this person is hopeless. Traveler, you must not indulge in such card games in the future.】
【Zu Ying: Well, I came to see my brother, not for this kind of thing】
【Mo Feng: Ahem, I’m curious how long you can hold on.……】
【CynoSo, anyone wants to play cards? 】
The card guy has sent you a card playing request. Please choose to refuse or accept..JPG
However, thanks to Sano's service, today's live broadcast of the first half was a smooth commentary.
Next, it’s time to distribute rewards
【The protagonist Sano who was counted this time received a reward: a beyond-visual-range telescope, which can be used to discover very distant targets and even be used to observe the starry sky.】
【Sano: This reward sounds pretty good. 】
The beyond-visual-range telescope can observe astronomy and geography, and can locate criminals thousands of miles away.
It is also a good prop for a gale discipline officer like Sano who likes to chase people.
However, Sano also thought about what he had betrayed to get this reward.
First of all, people all over the world now think that Sano became strong by catching bugs in the desert.
That’s not the reason!
And for Sano, the most important thing is that his jokes are not funny!
And almost everyone in the world didn't think it was funny. Only the little grass god seemed to comfort him.
This is not okay!
I will definitely come up with some of the most perfect jokes, and I will definitely make everyone in the live broadcast room laugh!
Next, it’s time to take stock of the characters in Original Demon!
As for which unlucky original demon to take stock of, Mo Feng also thought about this.
After all, compared to those popular characters, the original demon has some interesting aspects, but they are few.
However, this is not difficult for Mo Feng! ps: Please order in full!.
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