【Next, take stock of the content: Three Points and Five Inch True Monarch】
【The content may cause discomfort to some people, but there is no complaint function in this live broadcast room, so please be patient. 】
After such a reminder, the pictures in the inventory live broadcast room began to switch and play.
The first thing that appeared was the scene of the Demon-Conquering Great Holy Mandrill fighting monsters.
In the picture, Mandrill's speed can be said to be very fast. Ordinary monsters can't get close at all, and they are all destroyed by him.
As for some Qiuqiu people who would hide in the dark and shoot arrows, they couldn't hit the mandrill at all.
In addition, there are some musketeers who fool the crowd.
The musketeer's bullets always missed the mandrill. No matter how accurate the musketeer's aim was, he could only hit the mandrill's hair.
Seeing the vigorous fighting posture, everyone in the live broadcast room also sighed.
【Kaia: Wow, is this what Liyue's protector Yaksha looks like fighting?】
【Diluc: With such a strong man protecting Liyue secretly, the people of Liyue will definitely sleep very peacefully.】
【Dadalia: So fast, this must be a very strong enemy】
【Xin Yan: Hey, all of your subordinates have been beaten, why don’t you go and show some concern?】
【Sainuo: Liyue’s hair care yaksha,"487" does have very good strength】
【Paimon: It's really strong. Fortunately, Paimon has no intention of giving the Immortal an unpleasant nickname.】
【Mandrill: Don’t look at immortals with mortal eyes, and these things are nothing. Apart from the matter of subduing demons, if I meet some people who don’t open their eyes, I will take care of them.】
【Keqing: Well, although it is true that immortals are very fast...but why do I always feel...forget it, let Gan Yu, who is good at long-range aiming, speak.】
【Gan Yu: It’s an illusion, it’s an illusion! There is no such thing】
【Arataki Yidou: And, what I dare not say is that it feels like the mandrill is not very tall, so the arrows of the Qiuqiu people and the bullets of the musketeers can't hit it at all.】
【Jiu Qi Ren: Boss, if you are shot in the head by an immortal from Liyue one day, don’t blame me for not saving you.】
【Fool Musketeers: Well, from that angle, it was indeed because I was not tall that I missed the shot. If it had been someone as tall as me, this shot would have hit the target long ago.】
【Yanfei: Ahem, probably, there is no such thing.】
【Mo Feng: It doesn’t matter. It’s in the live broadcast room anyway. If you have anything to say, just say it.(~▽)~】
Mo Feng himself was watching the excitement and didn't feel guilty about it.
Anyway, even if something goes wrong, if you want to blame it, just blame the inventory live broadcast room.
What does it have to do with me, Mo Feng?
However, it seems that many people in the current live broadcast room are in a dazed state.
After all, some of the scenes Mo Feng played just now were not very straightforward.
The audience didn't understand it yet.
As the person in charge of the inventory live broadcast room, I must be responsible for it and let the audience understand it.
Therefore, Mo Feng also directly started to control the inventory live broadcast room and played the next part of the content.
As a result, the screen in the sky changed again.
In that picture, Mandrill appeared in a place that looked like an underground cave and was fighting two extremely large deep-sea dragon lizards.
Seeing this scene, Xinhai in the live broadcast room was also surprised for a moment.
【Xinhai: This is the deep-sea dragon lizard located under the sea surface of the Coral Palace?】
【Tinari: Is this deep-sea dragon lizard the same species as the dragon lizard in Liyue?】
【Xinhai: I don’t think so. This is another species of dragon lizard that appeared under the deep sea of the Coral Palace a long time ago.】
【Goro: Lord Coral Palace, is this creature a threat to Coral Palace?】
【Xinhai: I don’t think so. After all, there hasn’t been any movement there for a long time. But why did the immortal in Liyue appear here?】
【Mandrill: Maybe there is another reason. Just watch the live broadcast and you will know. 】
reason?
The reason is because the inventory live broadcast room wants to persecute you.
Later, in the inventory live broadcast room, a scene that can be said to be very, very obvious appeared!
The two deep-sea dragon lizards suddenly spit out two laser-like beams, which looked astonishingly lethal.
However, Mandrill was just walking leisurely, as if he didn't take the threat of these two rays of light into consideration at all.
Just when everyone thought Mandrill was being daring, a shocking scene happened.
The two rays of light that were sweeping did not hit Mandrill at all, they just grazed Mandrill's hair and jumped over.
And this missed scene can be said to be very simple and clear.
It was because Mandrill was too short that the light emitted by these two huge dragons couldn't hit it at all.
If the previous inventory video only expressed it implicitly.
Well, this inventory video makes it very obvious.
【Gan Yu: I didn’t see anything, I didn’t see anything】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Ah, this...if we put it this way, Mandrill seems to be like this.】
【Amber: If you say that, the three-point-five-inch True Lord really means……】
【Arataki Yito: Hahaha, let me just say, it’s just because I’m short.】
【Kuki Ren: Boss, be respectful, cough, forget it, I can’t help it either】
【Zaoyou: It turns out that even Liyue’s Great Sage of Conquering Demons still has to face the problem of not growing taller.】
【Tinari: Speaking of Sano, do you have the problem of not being tall? There may be no way to deal with immortals, but if you are an ordinary person, you can increase your height through some medication.】
【Sino:……】
【The Musketeers of Fools: Let me just say, it’s not my accuracy that’s the problem, it’s just that this person is too short.】
【Deep Sea Dragon Lizard: Let's practice how to attack the floor. I really didn't expect that there are people who can avoid my attacks in this way!】
【Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard: Fortunately, my breath can directly attack the ground, so I don’t have to worry about short people.】
【Mandrill:...Jing Yao Nuo Dance】
【Zhongli: Mandrill, calm down! 】
broken.
Judging from the situation in the live broadcast room, it seems that Mandrill is really wearing a mask and turning it on. (To read cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
Calm down, it won’t be a problem.
But Mandrill also has a reason for this. and replied directly in the live broadcast room
【Mandrill: This inventory live broadcast room is really too arrogant.】
【Mandrill: In order to prevent the emperor from being persecuted like this one day, I am going to destroy this inventory live broadcast room.】[]
【Zhongli: Ahem, it won’t happen, it won’t happen. 】
Mandrill’s behavior is indeed beyond people’s expectations, but it seems to be reasonable....
After all, Mandrill is the number one emperor chef.
In addition, some people in the live broadcast room were indeed curious about this.
What would happen if someone really attacked the inventory live broadcast room?
Then, Mandrill really tried it.
Even with the mask on, he could indeed jump very high, but unfortunately, it was of no use.
Because the inventory live broadcast room is directly projected on the sky of Teyvat, there may be a few birds passing by every day.
If a person passes through it, nothing will happen naturally.
【Mandrill: Sorry Emperor, nothing can be done】
【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: So the Great Sage of Conquering Demons does not need to do this to this extent.】
【Zhongli: It’s okay, it’s okay. ]
Zhongli, who was looking at the screen, also sighed.
Wait a minute, I have to go over and comfort the child again.
Thousands of years have passed, and I can’t get rid of the matter of raising children.
【Mo Feng: Okay, it’s not a big deal to be short. In terms of advantages, doesn’t it make it more difficult for enemies to target you?】
【Gan Yu: Well, that’s true.】
【Yae Shenzi: Hum, it would be better to say that Protector Yasha is not tall, and he has an unexpected contrast in his cuteness.】
【Dadalia: It doesn’t matter the height or size of the opponent, as long as it is a strong opponent, it will be very interesting! 】
Forget it, anyway, persecuting one is persecution, and persecuting two is also persecution.
Mo Feng planned to take advantage of Mandrill's height to persecute a few more people at once.
Therefore, a special line of subtitles quickly appeared in the inventory live broadcast room.
【You don’t need to worry too much about your height.】
【People with the eyes of the wind god are not very tall, especially men.】
【Not only the current people, but also the skirmishers who will have the eyes of the wind elemental god in the future. 】
Looking at this barrage, several people couldn’t sit still.
【Shikanoin Heizo: Ah, is there such a thing?】
【Leader Qin: I don’t think there’s any problem.】
【Sugar; Me, my 4.9 is still young, I will grow taller】
【Zaoyu: Damn it, why can’t I grow taller? I don’t want to be called a little civet cat anymore.】
【Fa Lushan: Senior, I will not participate in the discussion regarding the height issue.】
【Maplehara Manyo: Especially for boys, what does this mean?】
【Skirmisher: Forget it, why do you still want to include me in it? Also, what do you mean I will get the Eye of the Wind Elemental God in the future!】
【Dadalia: Apart from anything else, you are indeed at the bottom among our Fool Executive Officers, Skirmisher.】
【Skirmisher: Shut up, you selling toys without a butt! 】
Some special groups in the live broadcast room also left messages one after another.
Then, the screen in the sky began to draw out more words.
【Because, Fengshen himself is a little wind boy.】
【And only little boys with the wind element can jump very high to make up for their lack of height.】
【It is very reasonable that a person with the eye of the wind god will turn into a little wind boy.】
【Wendy:? ? ?]
What the hell kind of logic is this ?
Is this a grass god or a lolita?
In this regard, Fengshen said that he would never take the blame. ps: Please order in full!.
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