As he spoke.
The camera moves down.
First of all, two carbon pen prints appear on the braised egg.
Then there are a pair of dead fish eyes with an extremely simple painting style.
Then there are a pair of normal ears and a nose bridge that looks like a slide.
Finally, it's a flat mouth.
The audience has a question mark in their heads.
"Wait a minute, what's going on now, let me analyze it...... Could it be that this time it is a child on the list, and this braised egg was made by him because he was idle and bored?"
"Maybe it's a more innocent adult?"
"This opening shot is too inexplicable, isn't it?"
The world of the Grim Reaper.
Quiet Courtyard Ward.
Ayasegawa Yukin, who was bandaged into a chrysalis, turned his head with difficulty to look at the corner of Madara.
Look at each other carefully.
nodded, then burst out laughing.
"Hahahaha!"
Moment.
The corner of the spotted eye and the blue tendons on his forehead burst out.
Gritted his teeth and looked at Ayasegawa Bow and roared.
"Hey, what are you doing? What are you laughing at!"
Neuropathy?
Suddenly he turned his head to look at himself, and laughed.
What do you mean? Uncle Ben looks ridiculous?!
Ayasegawa bow's tears of laughter came out.
Stretched out his hand, pointed to the bald head in the corner of the spot, and smiled.
"No...... It's just that the boiled egg on the picture is too similar to you......"
"Bald, unhappy face. "
"Hahahaha...... No, it's so funny!!"
Madara lowered his head, his face gloomy.
"You guy! You dare to die after being so heavy! Look at how I clean you up!"
One Punch Man World.
Saitama rested her right hand on her chin with a thoughtful look.
After thinking for a while, he turned his head to look at Genos, pointed to the braised egg on the screen and asked, "Genos, do you feel that the braised egg in the video is very familiar~?"
"Have we defeated the Egg Monster before?"
Hearing this, Genos looked at Saitama in amazement, and then hurriedly turned his head away from Saitama's gaze.
"Teacher...... I can only say that the boiled eggs on the picture are our acquaintances. "
Side.
Banggu pursed his lips tightly, his body trembling from laughter.
Noticing that Saitama was looking over, he quickly turned around.
Saitama, this guy is really interesting.
I actually asked who the boiled egg on the screen was?
Hahaha......
Eggless Monster...... Burst!
I hope that when he learns the truth for a while, he won't be too angry.
"Buzz ......"
At the right time.
In the video, an annoying mosquito flies in front of the braised egg.
Something surprising has happened!
The pupils of the boiled egg move after the mosquito!
Audience: "......"
"So, this boiled egg is actually the one on the list this time?"
"Good fellow, even if Meluam wasn't human, he still kept his human form. "
"This one on the list is good, just change it to an egg!"
"Didn't you say on Earth?!I don't know what braised eggs have eyes and can move!"
They were stunned.
I didn't expect that "boiled eggs" would be on the list this time.
This...... Isn't that a bit sloppy?
"Bang!"
in the video.
The boiled egg monster stared at the text, and then slapped it down.
"Oh. "
"It turns out that he is a human being, but his head is too much like a boiled egg. "
"But it doesn't matter!"
"The important thing is that no matter how you look at it, this person is just an ordinary normal person!"
"Except for no hair. "
"The figure is not prominent, and it doesn't look like a workout at all. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"The eyes are a little smart, but at first glance you know that they are not very smart. "
"So...... What is he better at?"
As he spoke.
"Buzz~"
The mosquito flew out of the cracks between the fingers of the egg-cooled man and continued to flap its wings.
Another palm.
"Hum~"
Palm again.
In a row.
The boiled eggs never killed the mosquitoes.
And the mosquitoes seem to be provocative, constantly flying around.
That's it.
It's dusk.
"Hoo ......"
The boiled egg gasped and stared at the mosquito in front of him with a black line.
Even after all this time.
He still didn't shoot the mosquito to death.
"Huh?"
The audience couldn't help but complain.
"Just kidding, since you can see a mosquito, you can slap it to death!"
"Why can't you shoot to death?"
"I probably understand, this man is the most powerful fool!"
Natsume's friend's tent world.
A group of yokai gather together and are amused by the scene on the video.
“.. This human laughed at me, I couldn't even shoot a mosquito, hahaha. "
"Even Natsume is better than him, right?"
"Look at him who is angry, his face is red and his neck is thick!"
"Compared with the previous list, this person is really fresh and refined. "
"Where the hell is he? If I could, I would taunt him to his face. "
"I don't know, I've never been to a human city. "
"If you can't kill with your hands, you can use insecticides!
The everyday world.
"Haha...... Ha ......"
Mio Naganohara was originally smiling happily.
But after a while, she seemed to think of something.
His face was flushed, and a puff of white gas came out of his head.
Looked at.
Yuko Aibu stopped smiling, walked behind Mio Naganohara, and patted the other person on the back.
looked at her suspiciously, and asked, "Meixu, what's wrong (Qian Zhao)? Why is your face so red?" "
"Choking on laughter?"
Mio Naganohara shook her head, and Mizu's eyes turned to Yuko Aiyu.
"If you think about it, this video can be seen in all the world, right?"
"Once other worlds exist, isn't it too embarrassing to see us earthlings stupid like this?"
Yuko Xiangsheng was stunned.
Then he burst out laughing.
"I thought something was wrong, just such a trivial matter. "
"Of course you're ashamed!"
"Then how can you still laugh!" Mio looked at Yuko Aibu in disbelief.
Is this guy stupid too?
I obviously feel ashamed, but I can still laugh?
Hear the words.
Yuko Aibu realizes this, and the happiness disappears in an instant.
His expression instantly became numb, and he turned his head stiffly.
"yes, Mio, this person is too embarrassing for the earthlings, right?"
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