Of course, the most outrageous people who think this way of death are those who are the same as Kazuma, who were killed by a car and then crossed.
How will they introduce themselves in the future?
"Hello, I'm so-and-so, a person who was killed by a car in my previous life. "
"Huh, are you sure you were killed by a car and not scared to death?"
What if such a conversation does happen?
I can't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into!
This Kazuma Sato is really.
I want to kill him!
That's when it happened.
"Hahahaha. "
There was a burst of maniacal laughter in the frame.
The goddess stopped pretending, and laughed wildly while holding her stomach: "I've been here for so long, and you are still the first one with such a strange death, Kusikusi." "
As she spoke, the goddess let out a strange laugh.
That expression, not to mention how cheap it is.
And Sato and Mama couldn't help but complain when they saw this: "To the person who meets for the first time, how can this person be like this?"
He looked at the goddess with an extremely angry look in his eyes.
And a certain crumb goddess continued without hesitation: "You were incontinent from the fear of being hit by a car, and you lost consciousness and were taken to a nearby hospital. "
"You were all saved, but when you heard the laughter of the doctors and nurses, you were ashamed to death. "
Hear this.
Kazuma Sato recalled in his mind all the things that happened before he died.
He finally knew why the goddess was smiling like this.
It's a shame!
I can't stand the shameful shouting!
Kazuma Sato covered his face: "Don't say it, I don't want to hear it anymore!"
What a shame!
Keep listening, I'm absolutely in cardiac arrest!
But the goddess smiled like a demon, walked up to Kazuma Sato, and said with a smile, "Just now, your parents rushed to the hospital and couldn't help but laugh when they heard the cause of your death. "
"Say no more!"
Kazuma Sato can only repeat this sentence now.
And the audience of the rest of the world is already on the verge of laughing.
"I'm sorry, it's a little rude, but I just had the picture of the doctor and nurse laughing at him and the real 12 in my mind, I can't hold it back, I'm going to die laughing. "
"It is worthy of being a man who can be placed at the top of the list, but it is different. "
"I'll admit, Kazuma Sato, the funniest one of the ways I've ever known!"
Naruto World.
Even Sasuke, who had always had a cold face, couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.
Not to mention the people in the One Piece world.
At this time.
Lu Ran lay on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing.
Tears of laughter came out.
"It's a pity that this Sato Kazuma is not from this world, otherwise, I would have pulled him to the boat for this death. "
There is no reason.
It would be interesting to have a companion like Kazuma Sato.
Side.
Ace, who was rescued from the execution ground, couldn't help but cover his forehead.
He can only rejoice, fortunately, Kazuma Sato is not from this world.
Otherwise, it would be too nerve-wracking to really get on my brother's boat.
Although it is not known what a tractor is.
But he can be scared to death by dead things, if he really encounters a fight, how much energy does Lu Ran have to devote to protecting Sato Kazuma?
The rest of the pirates either laughed or laughed heartily.
Overall, everyone was smiling from ear to ear.
And in the picture.
After laughing at Kazuma Sato, the goddess picked her hair: "Release the pressure and come here." "
"This guy!" Kazuma Sato's expression became even more gloomy.
Actually released his pressure by laughing at me?
How can it be repaired!
"My name is Akua. The goddess regained her solemn face: "It is the goddess who guides those who died young in Japan and is here." "
"You have two choices, either to regain a new life, or to go to a place like heaven to spend the rest of your life. "
said.
Akua muttered, "Actually, heaven is not as beautiful as you think, there is no television, no comics, and no games. "
It's not good!
All the spectators clenched their fists.
They always feel that this goddess is also very disdainful.
I want to beat her up!
But Akuya's next words suggest that he has other intentions.
"You don't want to go to a boring place like heaven, do you?"
"But it's not fun to start over, so I thought of a better place for you!"
"You like games, don't you?"
Kazuma Sato nodded.
Akua performed with exaggerated movements.
"The long-term peace of that world was broken by the army of demon kings, and the civilization that mankind has developed to this day has been ravaged by monsters. "
"People live in fear of the brutal plundering and killing of the Demon King's army. "
With the end of the world of Les Miserables.
Demon King Brave World.
The Great Demon King couldn't help but cover his forehead: "It turns out that the Demon King of other worlds has such a bad reputation?"
However, the next moment she clenched her fists: "But, in this world, I will definitely be able to change the reputation of the Demon King Army with my bravery." "
On the side, the brave man nodded firmly: "Demon King, if you need me, just say it." "
Let's work part-time, the world of the Demon King.
Emi Yusa looked coldly at Sadao Makoku on the other side: "Demon King, you see, no matter which world it is, you represent evil!"
Sadao Manoku, who was looking at the store, nodded: "Well, I can see it, so I'm conquering the world in another way now." "
"You haven't given up on your evil thoughts. "
"I'm the Demon King! Of course I want to lead my people to a better life!"
The two of them fought like this.
And some of the worlds.
"The Demon King's Army is terrible? Don't be kidding! Obviously, those humans are even more terrifying!"
"I'm obviously the only one left in the Demon Clan, but you are still promoting the terrible things about the Demon King Army, do you want us to be wiped out?"
"We had good intentions at the beginning, but it was the human race who killed us with the slogan that the hearts of those who are not our race must be different, how did we become the Demon King Army?"
As long as it's the world of the demons, they all start to talk about it.
And more people are talking.
"Do you want to let this decrepit boy be a brave man and save the world?"
"Isn't this goddess not very smart? Sato is so funny with the real cause of death, let him be a brave man, what is the difference between letting him go and die?"
In the frame, Akua continues.
"Because it's that kind of world, people refuse to be born there, and the number of people in that world is getting smaller and smaller. "
"Oooh. Kazuma Sato echoed.
Akua spread her hands: "So we will try to send the dead from other worlds, keeping their original bodies and memories to that world. "
Kazuma Sato complained: "I'll die anyway, what's the point?"
Akua didn't refute this, but said, "So we're going to give you a big gift." "
"You can take any item with you to that world, a great weapon, or a great talent. "
Hear this.
It's hard not to be impressed.
Seeing this, Akua gave Sato and Shindai a wave of skills for him to choose from.
Just when Kazuma was looking for the most suitable skills through game experience.
Akuya ate the potato chips, changed her previous enthusiasm for sales, and said, "Hey, hurry up and choose, anyway, it's the same choice." "
"Besides, I didn't have expectations from the dead house at home. "
"So!" Hearing this, countless viewers couldn't hold back: "This goddess is too bad!"
"If you don't have confidence in people, wouldn't it be better to just let him go to heaven? Why give him that option?"
"The goddess of crumbs. "
"If it were me, when I heard this insulting sentence, I would not dare to turn my head and go to heaven. "
And Kazuma Sato did something that no one expected.
"You told me to hurry up, didn't you?" he asked with a grim face.
"yes, yes. Akua said unconcernedly.
"Then I've decided, bring something to another world, right?" he slowly got up and pointed at Akuya, "That's you." "
Hear the words.
Akua seemed stunned for a moment, but immediately said, "Then you stand in the magic circle and don't move." "
Speaking of which.
This goddess seems to have just reacted to what Kazuma just said.
Suddenly widened his eyes: "What did you just say?"
See this.
The audience suddenly realized.
"No wonder as a goddess, she still laughs at Hezhen unscrupulously, it turns out that she is a fool. "
"It's stupid. "
"Seriously, seeing now, I have already thought about it and really regretted it. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
"I'm the same. "
It's just that Akua doesn't act very smart.
Let the audience understand the attributes of this goddess at once.
It must be a stupid god or something.
And at this very moment.
The goddess is in another dimension.
Suddenly, there was a flash of gold.
A winged blonde angel, accompanied by gorgeous special effects, descended into this space.
"We have heard your request, and I will take over the work of Lord Akua from now on. "
"Huh?" Akua blinked.
It seems to have seen Akua's doubts.
The angel continued, "Kazuma Sato's request has been approved according to the regulations. "
on this.
Akua couldn't keep her calm and immediately cried.
Collapsed and said: "This is wrong, right?
"This doesn't work, does it?!?"
The angel was unmoved: "Come on, Lord Akuya, when you finish your crusade against the Demon King, I will take you back." "
Then.
The teleportation array lights up.
Akua was even more devastated, and kept saying wait a minute.
Then there was a man's laughter.
Akua turned her head to look.
But he saw Kazuma's expression of revenge: "How does it feel to be taken away by the man you have been despising all along?"
He smugly pointed at Akua and smiled: "You are an item taken away by me, just use your goddess power to let me have everything smooth!"
However.
It's beautiful to imagine.
The reality is very skinny.
Akua ...... It's just a waste goddess.
Nothing but healing and cuteness.
For this reason, Kazuma has suffered a lot.
There is not even a place to live.
In order to change the status quo.
Kazuma and Akua decide to become adventurers.
But when they went to the Adventurers' Association, they found out that they needed money to register as adventurers.
So the two worked hard to earn money.
633 and then.
Finally.
They managed to get the money and became adventurers.
It's just that.
What are these two waste firewood doing?
Go to crusade against the frogs and be eaten by the frogs.
Go to fight the goblins and be chased by the blins.
If it weren't for another group of adventurers passing by.
Maybe the goddess will be captured.
Kazuma really regretted it.
Why did you choose such a useless goddess?
There's a better option, isn't it?
Everything is going in a bad direction.
But.
There is no endless road.
Kazuma and Akua will also be promoted to level 13 after hard work.
It's time to learn the skills.
Just right.
Under the introduction of the guild personnel.
Kazuma meets a white-haired girl thief.
If it weren't for the scars on the other person's face.
The girl's appearance is definitely very high.
It's a pity that Ling Lang's chest muscles are gone.
And Miss Thief's first spell taught Kazuzhen was [Steal].
A must-learn skill for thieves.
In order to test and really grasp the degree.
She picked up a handful of stones and held them in her hand, chuckling, "Then, try your luck and steal one of the countless things on my body, and if you succeed, I will give it to you whatever you steal." "
"The jackpot is this sword on my waist that can be sold for 3W, while the rest is a stone. "
He Zhen said helplessly: "This is too tricky, right?"
"Are you here or not?" asked Miss Thief.
Kazuma agreed.
He stretched out his right hand, "Steal!"
White light flashed.
"It's coming, it's coming!" Kazuma Sato felt something warm coming out of his right hand, but he didn't know what it was.
Miss Thief doesn't know either.
Because the number of stones in her hands has not decreased.
The sword and purse at the waist are also there.
The clothes are also in perfect condition.
But Kazuma Sato stole something? What did he steal?
Just thinking about it.
Sato really raised his hands and gradually opened his right hand: "What is it?"
That's just at this time.
"Whew!"
A cool breeze blew.
Miss Thief was stunned and clutched her shorts.
This feeling of coolness through the heart.
Could it be ...... Could it be that it is mine in the hands of Hezhen......
"Don't!!" shouted Miss Thief.
If the things in Hezhen's hands are exposed, he really won't be able to see people.
However, at this time.
Kazuma has opened his hands.
Appearing in his hands were white, small and transparent, with a blue ribbon on the side...... Fat times.
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