"Can I run 100 meters and score 10 seconds?, impossible, people are too good at now. "
"Really, why am I lying to you? Why don't those people say that I was hit by a car and flew a hundred meters and maybe didn't need five seconds~"
"I haven't run 100 meters at all, how do they figure out my speed of 100 meters?"
"It's just a gimmick, maybe it's because I'm more handsome~~"
“........."
Bai Xingjian is a little bitter, why are netizens so boring now-...?
The result was actually calculated by these people.
Of course, this kind of speed that has directly broken the Asian record is definitely not taken seriously.
It's kind of a fun time for everyone to have fun together.
Bai Xingjian himself thought so at first, until ....... The national track and field team really came to him......
Nima: Are you really here?
"Teacher Bai, why don't we take a test?"
Listening to what the old man in front of him said, Bai Xing simply scratched his head.
He didn't dare to test it.
subconsciously followed Bolt to run a few steps, but it seemed that someone had calculated that he had broken the Asian record, and he was really on the runway, and someone next to him was pinching his watch, and Bai Xingjian couldn't control the speed, so he accidentally broke the world record again....... The old man in front of him estimated that he could not come up in one breath and die directly to him.
The old man can't be provoked!
Therefore, Bai Xingjian decisively refused.
His reason is also very simple, "I'm on a plane, sorry, sorry." "
"Huh, where are you going, are you in such a hurry, are you in a hurry, and the Olympics are still ....... days."
"I'm going to the United States, Southern California. Bai Xingjian didn't talk nonsense, he told the truth.
"Is it something important? Just measure the speed, at most ....... a day"
Obviously, this old man still wants to work harder, maybe Liu Xiang's "fall" really brought a heavy blow to the track and field team.
They really want to need fresh blood that is strong enough.
It sounds like a bit of nonsense to come to a layman like Bai Xingjian, but isn't there no way?
And it's not a mess, these professionals really studied Bai Xingjian's video and found that some of the remarks on the Internet are not really nonsense.
Not to mention that the Asian record is so outrageous, but the speed of this kid running with a camera is put in some national competitions, and he can win the championship by stepping on a horse...... That's a bit outrageous!
Bai Xingjian's information is very easy to check, he is very famous now, and when I checked it, he was an artist.... This is the most outrageous part.
An artist who has such a top talent in athletics.
Tyrannical creatures!
Bai Xingjian: I don't think so.
He wasted too much "talent", and there was no shortage of track and field.
"It's really a very important thing, there's a storm over there in Southern California......"
"You're going to shoot the storm again?"
This is a pleasure for Bai Xingjian, okay, old man, I have done my homework.
The documentary "The Wind Chaser" that Bai Xingjian and Yang Ma inadvertently collaborated on is highly rated and seems to have won a lot of awards.....
But he shook his head, "No, after the storm, there will be big waves, and this time I'm going to chase the big waves." "
"This ......."
Looking at Bai Xingjian's dashing back leaving, this old man with a very high ranking in the track and field team finally shook his head helplessly.
Okay, it's okay if the unexpected happens.
If there is no test result, it is just a rumor on the Internet after all, if you really test something amazing, the result is that Bai Xingjian is unwilling to practice track and field, that is really a desperate person.
No matter how lively it is, the Olympics will eventually come to an end.
But fortunately, what is left after the prosperity is not a piece of chicken feathers, but one topic after another that people talk about.
It was a great event.
ended with the Olympic Games, and it seems that there are traces left by Bai Xingjian in this national carnival.
He really just left directly, just said hello to a few people, skillfully put on his backpack, and had no interest in the "meritorious deeds" later.
However, where there is a fault, there will be traces.
0 begging for flowers
When Lao Mouzi was asked about the opening ceremony in an interview, he would always put Bai Xingjian's name on his lips, and the frequency of mentioning him was too high.
Including the rest of the director team of the opening ceremony, they always miss the magical and omnipotent Teacher Bai.
Again and again and then suddenly disappear...... In the past few years, even if there is no so-called popularity to maintain, there are still more and more people who remember the name Bai Xingjian. []
And, according to methods similar to Lao Mouzi's mention, praise, etc., he constantly created the image of Bai Xingjian in his mind.....
Obviously, he was a real artist.
Even the most sophisticated people can't quite refute this.
Just indifferent to fame and fortune, few people can do it.
And so, the touting ensued.
Having said that, if Bai Xingjian ran out to embrace this wave of heat after this incident, his "indifferent to fame and fortune" would collapse.
But what to say~ He didn't know that he was on fire again in China.
On the contrary, this kind of situation where even the reporter can't find where he is, and it also consolidates his character.
Of course, indifferent to the word fame and fortune, Bai Xingjian himself feels that it has nothing to do with him.
He is not the kind of hermit who sees through everything, on the contrary, he is greedy for money when he has no money, he always wants to flirt with beautiful girls, he can eat well and live well, and he will never wronged himself.
In a way, he lived a rather extravagant and wasteful life.
But that's the wonderful thing, he denied it himself, the more others thought he was indifferent to fame and fortune......
Even the matter of "blackmailing" the bearded man and pit the crew of "Dragon Babu" for a lot of money has now become a joke.
Only..... It's outrageous.
The true light of the strange world.
The book will be finished soon, and the new book will be opened next month, and the specific time and subject matter are uncertain.
This year's physical examination is not a small problem, tomorrow I have to go to the colonoscopy gastroscopy, write a book for four years, and have a problem.
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