Everyone in Yue Bing is numb!
What are you doing, what are you doing, landlady!
In such a tense and exciting environment, how did you come up with this idea?
""Hiss~"
Although I really want to stop it, my body is so honest!
The landlady, she......So flexible!
"Sister Xiaolan, here you come, here you come!"
Yue Bing looked at the living room and suddenly his eyes widened.
The chirping sound stopped, and Li Huilan raised her head and blinked.
"So fast?
Yue Bing quickly reached out and covered her mouth:"Shh, outside!""
Li Huilan then understood what he meant.
She stopped messing around, turned around slightly, and put her eyes to the crack of the door.
The corner of Yue Bing's mouth twitched, at least help me pull up my pants!
Pull it up yourself. Put on your pants and look outside at the living room. The green eye that was shining outside the window had entered the house.
It was exactly what Li Huilan said.
The thing was wrapped in a black robe, with a hood on its head, and was crawling on the ground. Like a mouse.
He raised his head and sniffed in the living room, then grinned, revealing two rows of sharp teeth. He walked straight towards the coffee table.
Yue Bing was waiting for this moment!
As soon as the thing arrived near the coffee table, He pulled the rope in his hand.
The mouth of the cloth bag hanging under the crystal lamp suddenly opened. The glutinous rice fell like snow.
It fell accurately on the black figure, making a crackling sound.
The place where the glutinous rice touched lit up. There are little sparks, which is more lively than setting off firecrackers during the Chinese New Year.
"Still want to run?"
The black figure was burned by the glutinous rice's yang energy and jumped up and down, making a strange squeaking sound.
It jumped and moved to the window.
Yue Bing opened the door and rushed out in one stride.
Kicked it to the ground.
This thing was injured by Nuomi and became extremely weak.
After being kicked by Yue Bing, he stepped on it and struggled desperately.
"Sister Xiaolan, turn on the light!"
Yue Bing shouted to Li Huilan, who was frightened and at a loss.
He wanted to see what kind of person this head rope thief was.
As a result, he almost lost control and was swallowed by Li Huilan just now!
"oh oh."
Li Huilan responded and turned on all the lights in the room.
Yue Bing took a closer look and almost jumped in fright.
He saw that thing with a green face and fangs, a sharp-mouthed monkey, and its eyes protruding like two light bulbs.
You say he is human-like, since humans are not capable of such virtues.
You say he is a monkey, because he has no hair on his face.
"Yeah, this......What is this?"
Li Huilan ran over barefoot and was so frightened that she hid behind Yue Bing.
Yue Bing stepped on him and asked:"I ask you, what are you?"
This thing should be a ghost. It's just that it was injured by Nuomi and it hasn't recovered yet."
"I......I, hehe, I am, am your father!"
The hood it was wearing on its head had fallen off in the struggle, revealing a Mediterranean hairstyle with only a few hairs floating on it.
Yue Bing raised his leg and hid with one kick.
"My dad? If you don’t get beaten today, you would be dishonest if you call me grandpa, right?"
The thing squeaked as it was stamped on. Yue Bing stamped his feet four or five times before stepping on him again and said,"Do you want to tell me? If you don’t tell me, I’ll put you in a frying pan and fry you!"
"Sister Xiaolan, go burn some oil!"
Li Huilan is obeying his words now. Yue Bing just wanted to scare this thing.
But unexpectedly, she turned around and trotted to the kitchen to burn a pot of hot oil.
"Does oil help?"
After coming back, Li Huilan hung on Yue Bing's arm again and said in a dawdle.
The corner of Yue Bing's mouth twitched, why did he start to become flirtatious again?
Don't look at what time it is now.
"It's useful, even the oil can explode, let alone him."
Actually, he didn't know if it was useful or not. He just read it from"Yimei Taoist".
Master Lin once did the thing of heating and frying ghosts.
When he said this, the thing suddenly became frightened.
He bared his teeth and begged for mercy:"I said, I said, don't fry me, I don't taste good"
"My flesh is old and my teeth are broken!"
Yue Bing's eyes twitched, I can't open your mouth even if your teeth don't break.
"Then first tell me who you are and why you stole her headband?"
"you......You put me up, I feel pain, I feel pain!"
The thing had blisters on its body from being burned by the glutinous rice. It grinned and screamed in pain.
"Sister Xiaolan, see if the oil is ready?"
Yue Bing smiled coldly, do you want me to play tricks?
"I said I said."
The thing quickly changed its story.
It turned out that this thing was indeed not a living person, but a real ghost.
Because of his weird appearance, he had been ridiculed by others and was a monster in the eyes of others.
Finally one day, he couldn't stand it anymore and chose to commit suicide..
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