Genshin Impact: Life Simulation Forced to Open a Harem

Thousands of leaves fell to the ground, and the black sword Qiushui in his hand was sheathed. There were still residual arcs and green wind around it, and the visual effect was immediately full.

"How can I pretend to be B, I have three points of charm."Ye Mo sighed secretly in his heart. He felt that just with this skill alone, Wanye and himself would definitely have a story.

"My name is Maplehara Manyo"

"Rice wife, I'm good at this. You drip, little drip, rice wife drips little baby."

After hearing Ye Mo's set of quotations, everyone present could not hold back their laughter. This is Dao's wife's dialect. How could she be so happy?

"Mo, why don't I do it? After all, I have experienced the mainland before, and I can still speak the words of a rice wife... Pfft!"Nate said.

Ye Mo scratched his head and laughed. He didn't feel too embarrassed. His rice wife words can be extremely standard. After all, he has been the rice wife ruler for thousands of years. It's just that He suddenly thought of those anti-war dramas in his previous life and said a few quotes from Colonel.

And the main reason why he called Maplehara Manyo a little kid was because compared to his height of about 1.9 meters, Manyo looked He needed to look up. On the other side, Maplehara Manyo was also blinded by what he was talking about. This was a language that humans could come up with. He seriously doubted whether the person in front of him was still a carbon-based creature.

But strictly speaking, it seems that Ye Mo can no longer be classified into carbon-based and silicon-based. After all, it is a complete chaos and cannot be described as biological at all.

"cough! It was just a joke, don't worry, my rice wife is very knowledgeable. Ye

Mo:"My name is Ye Mo. I went to Liyue with my friends to see the Immortal Invitation Ceremony. May I ask, Wan Ye, who are you?""

Ye Mo naturally knows Wan Ye, but according to the current situation, he really cannot know him.

"I am just an ordinary sailor of the Southern Cross fleet. We were chasing that group of pirates just now, so we came over. Our people are coming soon."

Ye Mo nodded and continued to chat casually for a few words. Then he saw that the Southern Cross fleet had arrived. The vast fleet in front of him, headed by the Death Star, quietly leaned against the side of the ship, and then Then I saw a woman with black hair, bangs covering her left eye, wearing a cheongsam and high-heeled over-the-knee boots walking over.

Her figure was extremely hot under the cheongsam, and her face was also quite good. It's a pity that she wore an eyepatch to cover her left eye, but it still couldn't hide her beauty.

"I am Beidou, have you heard of my"Southern Cross" fleet? If you also like adventure, then follow me. I cover you. After all, I recognized you right away, and your performance just now made me quite trust my vision."

Beidou was very straight to the point when she first came up. She has a straightforward and forthright personality, naturally without any twists and turns.

Just after seeing the terrifying strength of a person like Ye Mo, she wanted to bring Ye Mo and others together. Pull her to her own fleet.

She likes to make friends with heroes, and the first impression Ye Mo gave her was very good. In addition, she just showed great strength and destroyed this group of evil pirates. She It is also more appreciated.

Ye Mo nodded, if the next trip follows the"Southern Cross", the journey should be more interesting.

"When will you return to Liyue Port?"

"How about going back tonight? Judging from your heading, you should be coming from Mondstadt. You have just solved the dragon disaster and are here to watch the Immortal Invitation Ceremony."

"That's just right. Thank you Big Sister Beidou."

"It seems you know us!"

"The reputation of the Southern Cross Fleet is widely spread even among the seven countries."

Beidou directly put his arm around Ye Mo's shoulders, then smiled boldly, took out a bottle of wine from the Eye of God space, and handed it to Ye Mo

"It's not that exaggerated, but what you said is also your recognition of us."

Ye Mo took the wine and drank it all in one gulp. Then he smashed the wine bottle on the pirate ship and hugged Beidou's waist, making the usually fearless elder sister blush.

"Hey, hey!"

"Do you want to take a photo? Come on! Compare it."Ye Mo took out his mobile phone as he said this, and then the two of them took a photo together.

In the photo, Beidou no longer had the usual chic and domineering look, but instead had the shyness and anxiety of a young woman.

Ye Mo He felt that this woman was quite easy to control. He knew that Beidou's eldest sister was not afraid of anything, but she was extremely afraid of taking pictures.

Ye Mo lowered his head slightly, leaned close to Beidou's ear, and took a breath of warm wine. Said:"It turns out that the eldest sister is afraid of taking pictures, and you don't want other people to know about this, right?"

Beidou's face was even redder now. He couldn't react for a moment, leaving only the endless contrast of cuteness.

Next to him, Wanyo and the crew members on the ship, when they saw Beidou in such a state, they also fell directly into petrification. This is really What about their bold, straightforward, majestic and domineering eldest sister?

How could she be so close to a man she met for the first time? And this atmosphere, this expression.

The crew members all took one look at Ye Mo's face and gasped one by one. a breath of cool air

"Hiss~ Is this something I can watch for free? How do you feel like the male protagonists of those fairy novels?"

Everyone sighed and felt that this should be a normal phenomenon. Their eldest sister finally had a romantic interest. Sometimes these crew members are more anxious about their captain's life-long events than Beidou himself. Normally, men The children called them brothers, and the level of violence in fighting them was prohibitive.

But after all, after so many years of brotherhood, they were very anxious about their boss's divorce.

Ordinary people had nothing to do at sea, so they A large descendant has naturally developed the habit of making fun of each other, so a small group of small groups all looked at each other and nodded.

Of course they have the tacit understanding between the eyes after so many years. , and then they found gongs and drums and other musical instruments from the warehouse one by one, and started a set of performances that were not very professional, but extremely festive. For a while, the gongs and drums were noisy, firecrackers were blasting, and some people even passed on On the other hand, Ye Mo looked at Beidou who was stunned for a moment in his arms, then pinched her slender waist and said:"I'm teasing you, but the smell on your body... well, it smells good."!"

Ye Mo has to admit that all kinds of two-dimensional beauties are just amazing. No matter what, they will always be fragrant and soft.

Ye Mo has proven through countless experiments, The two-dimensional beautiful girls sweat on their bodies, but there is no sweat odor. On the contrary, the body fragrance is stimulated, and the whole person becomes more fragrant. Compared with those perfumes that stimulate male hormones, the categories they embody are more fresh and elegant, refreshing, and charming at the same time. Touching and captivating.

And the jiaojiao of the two-dimensional beautiful girls are fragrant, soft, tender, white, smooth, and cute... If it weren't for Ye Mo's body, and the beautiful girls Except for sprains, there are always no problems with Ye Mo's feet, otherwise Ye Mo might have athlete's foot. But Beidou goes to sea all year round, and his body does not have the salty smell of the sea, but has a light body fragrance.

Beidou was teased Her face turned red, and she was a little embarrassed for a moment, but due to her personality, she quickly adjusted herself back.

She got to know everyone around Wanye and Ye Mo, and they all knew each other.

People with Beidou's personality rarely do this. Some people hated it, so everyone got to know each other quickly.

After some exchanges, the girls also thought that it would be more interesting to sail with the legendary"Southern Cross" fleet, so they decided to go on the road together..

When Beidou heard the sudden roar of gongs and drums and the blast of firecrackers on his side, he fell directly into confusion, and then glanced over.

It didn't matter if she didn't look at it. After taking a look, she almost carried it away.

Because some crew members with better calligraphy wrote in big words on the red paper: Let's grow old together and have a son soon.

A tic-tac-toe appeared directly on Beidou's forehead, and then he took out the black rock sword and jumped back to the Death Star.

……

Ye Mo and the others naturally didn't know much about what was going on there. The only clear thing was that there were screams like killing pigs, coming one after another from there.

Ye Mo returned to his original ship and made some arrangements with the crew members. The money had been paid and he was not going to return it. However, after seeing their"affable" side just now, the captain was too polite. He was a moron. He didn't even ask for it, saying he was just grateful for the life-saving grace.

Of course Ye Mo refused, but he couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the captain and crew, so he accepted.

After all, the education in his previous life taught him that sometimes it is okay to help others as much as possible. As a" good young man" in the 21st century, Ye Mo"，"As a child who grew up in a capitalist family with a conscience, he agreed to this kind of thing that he could do within his power.

Ying:"Wow, Ye Mo, your kindness has not changed as expected. You always have a kind smile and narrowed eyes. Neither threatens others."

Knight:"I think I don't have to save money for my family in the future. Noelle:"

Teacher, is it really okay to be so dark?""

Manye"……I suddenly felt that the kind of forced tax increases pursued by the government was a bit childish."

Ever since Wan Ye met Ye Mo, he felt that he was so similar to that person. Some of his actions, expressions, and various behaviors of cheating money. They were carved from the same mold. He completely felt that the person in front of him was , that's that person.

Ye Mo listened to several comments, coughed a few times, and said:"It's the captain and they are too kind, because they all watched, but I never asked for money once from the beginning to the end."

Ye Mo may have felt that the old face was a little uneasy, so he stepped on the tip of his toes and flew to the Death Star.

As soon as Ye Mo jumped up, he saw Beidou waiting for them, and he pulled it from behind. Yaoyao jumped out

"My name is Yaoyao, big brother, you look good!"

Ye Mo felt that it was very useful. Sometimes the words of a child are much more real than those of an adult. This was a high praise for his appearance. His waist seemed to be straightened a bit, which seemed very useful.

Ye Mo He squatted down and rubbed Yaoyao's little head.

"Yaoyao is also very cute. Brother will introduce you to a friend in a while."

The friend Ye Mo is talking about is naturally Keli. These little lolita are definitely a topic to talk about together, although they may all be led astray by Keli.

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