Comprehensive comic: Simultaneous travel and start a one-person chat group

Qiao Qiao, who silently changed his online name back to the original one, sighed helplessly.

"It was someone who wanted to go up to the same place as him. No, why did such shameless guys pop up in this chat group!"

However, Qiao Qiao doesn't panic!

"Fortunately, I have a second level!"

Because this is also one of the chat group routines that Qiao Qiao understands. In the early chat groups, there would be prophets.

In the middle period, it was all about pretending to be gods and ghosts. In the later stages, prophets and pretending to be gods were no longer popular.

Instead, a special kind of Expose the self-explosion truck traffic where the group leader or group member pretends to be a prophet as a selling point!

Expose yourself and directly expose the other person as a two-dimensional or three-dimensional person.

This has two advantages, that is, you don’t have to think about fooling the group members. How to give good things, because the price can be clearly marked!

The bad guys will definitely want to know their future and offer various benefits.

And the good guys will definitely be grateful for their help.

Then they can make the other party owe favors, thereby further coercing them.……

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【100% prophet - Nuo | Cha | Dan | Mars | Si] hasReturn to [Newsboy]】

【The Omniscient One - I am Yahweh] has been changed back to [Konoha Orphan】

【The All-Knowing One - Yog-Sothoth] has been changed back to [Extraordinary Man]】

【Very human】："I report that the prophets and Yahweh are all fake! Because I am a time traveler"

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Fortunately, I have a second level of shit!

Qiao Qiao was furious!

"Something's wrong! This is definitely not right!"

"There is actually a second time traveler besides me in this group!"

【Konoha Orphans】："Hahaha, pretending to be a prophet, pretending to be a god, being omniscient and omnipotent, and then unpacking and digging out the people one by one, hahaha"

【Very human】："What about the group leader? Why is the group leader gray? Bye? Did you send something strange to the group leader when you sent the red envelope and killed the group leader? The person who killed the group leader and inherited his Huabei should quickly come forward.

【Very human】："I was the one who killed the group leader! I sent an offshore king to the group leader to test the quality of the group leader, and the group leader gambled his fifth limb on the new world."

【Konoha Orphans】："If you can get the King of the Offshore, you won’t still be an extraordinary person! Ah, I really miss my high school days. High school is the most knowledgeable time in life. I know astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom. It was known five hundred years before and five hundred years later……"

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【Newsboy]"Everyone, are you all time travellers?"……"

"……"

"……"

【Very human】："Could it be that Lao Tan’s pickled cabbage brings athlete’s foot!"

【Very human】："I once loved eating Laotan, how spicy and sour it is to soothe the tip of my tongue

【Konoha Orphans】："Disgusting pickles, athlete's foot and cigarette butts mixed in

"Colleagues!"

"Colleagues!"

"Comrade!"

"Fellow!"

"Meow~"

【Very human】："What a coincidence, it turns out that everyone is a time traveler. If they are all time travellers, there is no need to think about cheating, everyone understands"

【Very human】："Hahahahaha, it turns out that’s what it is, seniors, you just made a fool of yourself."

As we all know, a certain chat group member or group owner can get a lot of benefits from the information gap between the two parties...

Of course, there is a prerequisite for this information gap - that is, they are indigenous. If they are all time travellers, how can we talk about it? ?

【Newsboy]"Since the group of friends are all time-travelers. Then, let’s announce the answer quickly. Are the senior time-travelers all big guys?"

【Very human】："You guys are awesome or not, I don’t know, anyway, I’m at the Extraordinary Human Research Center……

【Very human】："Wow, Extraordinary Human Research Center, are you the Fire Cloud Evil God? Even if you are not, why are you being studied? Being studied definitely has the value of being studied. Are you the one being studied, a human with superpowers, or a mutant?

【Very human】："Don't think too much, it's just the ordinary kind"

【Very human】："Being studied, the ordinary kind... isn't that mental illness!"

【Very human】："Oh, yes, mentally ill, registered at Qingshan Mental Hospital"

"……"

"……"

"Very good, there is a psycho in the group!"

"Meow"

"Okay, this group is not just a lunatic, there's also a cat mixed in."

"Hey, do you know who I am?"

"Yes, there is also a man with amnesia."

Everyone now has a consensus in their hearts.

This is a group-breaking pill! A group that cares for the disabled and helps the weak, and it is truly worthy of its reputation."

Fortunately, Qiao Qiao has a huge psychological endurance and can resist this wave of impact.

【Newsboy】："Everyone, I’m showing off my cards and I won’t pretend anymore.

My name is Qiao Qiao, and I accidentally traveled to the Marvel world and am now a war orphan.

I haven't had a meal since yesterday. If America didn't have Guanyin soil, I might have to try it."

After saying that, Qiao Qiao used the group photo function to take a picture of himself - a child, a poster of captain with a perky butt, all over the mottled wall.

A photo of himself and the captain's poster side by side.

This photo, This is a photo that will never appear in publicity. It is a beautiful girl who shot herself in the foot.

In the slums, the newsboy……

"So miserable……"

"So miserable……"

【Extraordinary People] sent the group file [Lao Tan Sauerkraut Beef Noodles]】

【Extraordinary People]: Sorry, sorry, it seems like this is all I have left.

"……"

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【Extraordinary People] sent the group file [a Fifteen Pele’s Special Box Lunch (while it’s hot)】

【Konoha Orphans] sent the group file [Konoha Bingliang Pills (taste bad, but very filling)】

【People with amnesia] sent a group file [Nezuko prepares rice balls for the child’s son-in-law (the taste is very bad, the girl’s first attempt at cooking)】

【Unkillable Tom] sent the group file [The cat thought you were pitiful so he sent you milk (it had just been destroyed by a mouse)】

"……"

Qiao Qiao couldn't help but feel moved after looking at the group files on the list.

In this life, only this group of sand sculpture friends let me feel the warmth of the world.

However, another problem arose after Qiao Qiao, who was in Marvel, blew himself up.

【Very human】："But, what a coincidence, your name is Qiao Qiao, and I am also called Qiao Qiao."

【Konoha Orphan]: Wait, your name is Qiao Qiao too? My name is also Qiao Qiao

【Extraordinary People]: What a coincidence, my name is also Qiao Qiao

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Why are you learning my name?"

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