Comprehensive comic: Simultaneous travel and start a one-person chat group

"Brother, how many dragons have you killed? Is it Deathwing? Or Dragon God, or……"

Zongman Qiao Qiao asked curiously as he approached and said:"We are all Qiao Qiao, and we can share everything through touch.""

"Huh? Really!"

"Pearl, love is not so real"

"So this is the trick"

"It’s all Qiao Qiao!"

Qiao Qiao, who was originally excited and wanted to hug his thighs, hurriedly touched Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao, and their expressions changed slightly.

Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao, who was touched by Wu Liu's hands, also smiled awkwardly.

"I do know how to slay dragons, but as you can see, there are no dragons in my world."

"……"

"……"

"Why slay dragons in a world without dragons?"

"You might as well ask Zhuangzi where this idiom about the skill of slaying a dragon comes from."

The skill of slaying dragons is an idiom. There is even a story about this idiom from"Zhuangzi Lie Yu Ke" by Zhuang Zhou of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty.

That is, a man named Zhu Hongman heard that there was a strange man living in a deep mountain valley far away. He knows the skill of slaying dragons with one hand.

It’s just that this person is hard to find, and he doesn’t accept disciples easily. If you learn the skill of slaying dragons, no one can match it.

Therefore, Zhu Hongman spent a lot of money and spent three years to get him. Mastered the skill of slaying dragons.

After Zhu Hongman returned home, others asked him what skills he had learned, and he enthusiastically talked about the skills of killing dragons.

"But what about dragons?"

There are no dragons in the world!

Yes, Zhu Hongman studied hard for three years to kill dragons, but he didn't know what a dragon looked like or where it was. No matter how proficient he was in the dragon-killing skills, he had no place to use them.

The idiom tells people, In study and work, we must proceed from reality and emphasize practical results.

If we are divorced from reality, no matter how great our skills are, it will be useless

"I saw the secret skills recorded on the mountain wall in the cave and thought they were peerless martial arts. However, as I continued to learn, I discovered that I had learned how to kill crocodiles."

Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao said with a bitter smile:"But I don't know why it is counted as a skill here."

Qiao Qiao, who has shared with Zongman Qiao Qiao, naturally understands that the conditions for achieving ability are undoubtedly quite stringent. Otherwise, I am afraid that even nose-picking can be regarded as a skill. Those who can be recognized as capable must have a certain degree of proficiency.

"However, I, Qiao Qiao, never lie to others."

Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao said righteously:"I accepted the money, so I really taught Zhu Hongman how to slay a dragon."

Qiao Qiao suddenly began to recall what Dragon Slayer Qiao Qiao taught Zhu Hongman.

"You taught me how to slay the metaphysical dragon……"

Suddenly, everyone in Qiaoqiao took a breath of cold air.

You taught a descendant of the devil in the Ming Dynasty. Are you going to defy heaven?

【There is a good dragon slayer in Beijing] has been renamed [Daming Qiaoqiao]

As one Qiaoqiao changes his name, other Qiaoqiao can change the name after sharing.

【The wanted criminal with the most evil thoughts in history has been renamed [Despicable Me Joe Bridge]】

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"……"

"Despicable Me? Minions?"

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao:"Why don't you know it by touching it yourself? Then, you will know why I was called the most wanted criminal in history when I joined the group."

Qiao Qiao from the Despicable Me world has an expressionless face, but he can't hide the gloom in his eyes.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao:"There's something wrong with the Despicable Me world I'm in, you know a bunch of bad guys. Therefore, with my normal brain as a normal person in reality, I became a parliamentarian in that world and proposed the restoration of the death penalty that is now abolished. The result, guess what?"

"inhuman! Backwardness, barbarism... To be honest, who is most beneficial to abolishing death? Are they ordinary people who work hard day after day? Or those power seekers who seek death in various ways? Or those criminals who walk free and think they have high IQs?

"Think about this. As long as there are people who are worried and afraid because of the existence of bad guys. I can't help it……"

"……"

"……"

Qiao Qiao didn't expect that Despicable Me would have to embark on a path of fighting violence with violence.

Then, he directly became the official"most wanted criminal" in the world of Despicable Me.

However, after getting in touch with him, he discovered that this Despicable Me Qiao Qiao also joined the group with some kind of strange"negative state".

After sharing [Constant Thinking], I quickly returned to normal.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao:"Oh, it’s true that I have a mental problem. After being fed a strange potion [Superman Drug], although my IQ increased a little, it became quite extreme."

"The potion of justice that makes people become super scary is really a black technology……"Zhong Qiaoqiao said with emotion.

However, if you think about it, the world of Despicable Me is just as funny as the world of Tom and Jerry, but in addition to the bugs of the minions, Despicable Me is also a little more reasonable.

There isn't really much truth to it.

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao:"Well, you will know after accepting my experience. I need money here! Lots and lots of money."

After sharing, everyone knew that the money was Qiao Qiao from the Despicable Me world. To fund the development of technology.

This world is completely in the style of science fiction technology. Nowadays, one of the pinnacles of Despicable Me's technology tree that Qiao Qiao knows is a"shrinking gun".

A shrinking gun that can temporarily shrink an entire moon.

Its effect is no less expressive than the shrinking light in the world of Doraemon.

"If there were weapons of the same quality, with these weapons, Qiao Qiao in various worlds would be able to better protect themselves."

So, Despicable Me Qiao Qiao's desire for research funding... is really very reasonable when you think about it.

However, there are a few problems.

"I'm also short of money here. I'm also very poor here."

"Are the beautiful knives we have here really usable over there? It won't be regarded as toy currency, right?"

"Don't be stupid, when I say money, I mean precious metals."

Despicable Me Qiao Qiao said:"Speaking of it, it's amazing that the precious metal universe has passed through! The universe is universal, especially gold, which is the most valuable. Collect gold! family! Let’s start our time and space reselling!"

One word stirred up a thousand waves in Qiaoqiao.

"Fuck | Trough, time and space reselling! This is acceptable!"

"I think it’s ok too!"