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certainly.

No one except Senju Hashirama dares to say this.

"Who do you think is a virgin? You are a virgin!!"

Uchiha Izuna immediately fought in front of his brother and maintained his dignity in that regard. At the same time, because he died in the Warring States Period, he did not know that Senju Hashirama had been married long ago, and his wife was Hime-kun of the Uzumaki clan.

Senju Hashirama was fearless in this regard:"Eh? I'm not a virgin, I have a wife, and I know Madara! Right? Madara, you know Mito. I also have an eldest granddaughter, hahahaha. Although she likes gambling as much as I do, her gambling luck is just as bad."

Of course Uchiha Madara did not respond to him, because at this moment, Uchiha Madara's irritability value has reached 97.

Diedie looked at Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama in disbelief:"Eh eh eh? It’s rare for two handsome guys to say that~~"

Hashirama shook his head and sighed:"Tobirama and Madara probably don't even have people they like. It's such a pity, alas.……"

"Hashirama, shut up!!!"

Duang - (depressed)

"I didn't mean to make you angry……"

Hashirama, who was 1.85 meters tall, lowered his shoulders and huddled up in frustration.

I don’t know if it’s Indra Chakra that’s responsible, but Madara can’t do anything when he sees him like this.

"Hey...after all, you are also the first Hokage, so...——"

"Madara is so sensitive, and his expressions are always scary, so even if he meets someone he likes, there's probably nothing he can do about it. It's so pitiful.……"

Uchiha Madara: Anger value 300

"Senju Hashirama!!! Are you looking for death?!!"

Uchiha Madara swung the flame fan on his back and chased Senju Hashirama to jump up and down in Obito's Kamiya space in Uchi 08 wave.

This made everyone in Konoha in this world look stupid.

The fourth ninja The boss of World War?

That’s it?

Qianju Tobijian was speechless and looked at the playing cards in his hand.

"It hasn't disappeared yet, probably waiting for everyone to answer together before making a judgment."

Namikaze Minato nodded,"Obito, and Naruto, who of you will answer first?"

Just now, young Naruto and young Sasuke made some plans, and while everyone was paying attention to Uchiha Madara and Senju Hashirama, they quietly escaped into the Kamui space of young Obito using urine escape.

Young Obito I didn’t think too much about it, since none of them needed to answer the question anyway. I was just curious:"Do you two have to go together every time you pee?"

It made Sasuke and Naruto so embarrassed that they didn't know how to answer.

As for the Seventh Generation Hokage Naruto and Uchiha Madara Sasuke, they were even more resistant to answering questions.

The young Kakashi once used the Crystal of the Third Generation Qiu Li had seen that scene and felt very sorry for them. He pushed Obito beside him:"You answer first."Give the two of them some time to prepare for their death.

Young Obito: So you don't care about my life or death?! I felt sad in my heart and glanced at Lin quietly over there. The pain and tears in my heart were unspeakable.

"Same. Ever since I met Uchiha Madara, Konoha has already judged me as dead. With a mask on, there is no way I can have my first kiss, right?"Very good, I'll throw the blame on the bad old man without a trace!

Diedie is very disappointed. Three of the seven candidates have zero first kiss experience."

"After all, he is about thirty years old. It is said that it was not easy to live to this age during the Warring States Period. He is actually a virgin who even kept his first kiss. Sigh...it's quite pitiful when you think about it.……"

After Chodie said this, others also looked at Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Obito who was wearing Konoha Jounin costume with a guilty look.

Slightly... miserable... ah...

The resurrected Nidaime Hokage never expected that he would be hurt by people on this issue?!

The young Obito hated that iron could not become steel, and the young Obito became more and more unable to hold his head up.

Uchiha Madara, who still didn't know that he had been dumped, was still jumping up and down in the Kamui space, waving his flame fan and chasing Senju Hashirama.

Indra didn't even look at it, turned his head to one side, snorted and said nothing.

The time to escape was very short, and finally it was the turn of the Seventh Hokage Naruto, Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Hinata Hinata to answer questions.

Indra, not knowing what had happened to them, urged them to answer quickly.

"I...Fi...The object of FirstKiss… is……"

Hinata couldn't help it. She was actually just embarrassed. After all, the person she kissed for the first time was her husband. There was nothing she couldn't say.

"It's Naruto-kun!!"

Probably because she exists in the Kamui space and is not affected by the conscious image of the world, asking Hinata to answer this kind of question made her blush until she became dizzy and almost fainted. Fortunately, Inuzuka Kiba knew that she would do this and helped her. A handful,"Hey, Hinata! Hinata?"

Naruto's shadow clone took Hinata and helped her cool down.

Boruto complained to Sarana next to him:"Mom, it's true, it's still like this after so many years."

"Yes, even though you have to say it in front of everyone, it’s okay to kiss your wife and husband, right?"That's what Sarana said, but she really wants to know about her mother and father. Usually her mother rarely talks about it, and her father is always perfunctory.

And Hinata has finished answering, and the next one must be Haruno Sakura. Got it

"I'm a medical ninja! It's normal to give artificial respiration to your patients during their first kiss, right?"

"Eh?!"

When Haruno Sakura said this, Sakura, Sarana and others were immediately dumbfounded!

"Could it be that the future me/mother’s first kiss was……"

"Not Sasuke-kun/Dad?!!

Diedie covered her face:"No, it can't be right?" Oh no."

Shikadai held his forehead,"It's really troublesome. Yamanaka Izhen:"

You're done, fat man, you may destroy your classmates' families.""

The seventh generation Hokage Naruto was also very surprised by Sakura's previous explanation, and even forgot how he and Sasuke were going to answer the question later.

"Eh?!! Wasn't Sakura's first kiss partner Sasuke?!!! This one is so unexpected!!"

"Naruto, shut up!! asshole!"Haruno Sakura was so angry that she yelled out the phrase.

She punched a big hole in the ground of the Kamui Space, which scared the Seventh Hokage Naruto to the point where he didn't dare to speak anymore and jumped behind Sasuke for protection.

To be honest, Uchiha Sasuke was also shocked, but he quickly accepted the situation. Medical ninjas should give priority to treating their companions, and there is nothing wrong with artificial respiration.

"Do you need to say your name? The question is who should be given artificial respiration. Sai, who didn't know the truth, was still aggressive,"Or do you mean you don't remember that person's name?""

"(Smile) This is really too bad. It’s rare for Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito to reveal that they are still virgins."

Uchiha Obito: Are you polite?! Did the virgin eat your rice?! (To read cool novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Lin covered her mouth and snickered, and the young Kakashi smiled, but only The boy Obito saw it and argued with him, threatening that he would spend his first kiss before he was 22 years old.

The boy Kakashi said:"Haha, I wish you success. Although I don't have any high expectations for you."

The boy Obito was so angry that he gritted his teeth.

Haruno Sakura (fury value 90):"I already told you the name!!"

Eh?!

Everyone who exists in Obito Kamui's space is confused. Did

Haruno Sakura say whose name just now?

Playing the memory forward stiffly...

Uchiha Sasuke:"！！！！"

He turned around and looked at Uzumaki Naruto in surprise. Naruto's eyes were also filled with shock and his pupils were shaking!

Hinata was just about to wake up, but she fainted again in an instant.

Boruto loudly said:"Aunt Sakura's first kiss was... daddy?!!!"

Sarana:"The Seventh Generation?! When did it happen?! Mom!!"

Sakura was dumbfounded, did she just do that? Should I escape into the Kamui space of the young Obito with Sasuke and Naruto? Can time come back?

Hearing the panicked sounds of the crowd, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara also stopped chasing and ran back to see what happened.

From what Uchiha Izuna and Senju Tobirama heard, Uchiha Sasuke's wife Haruno Sakura's first kiss was given to Uzumaki Naruto.

Madara Uchiha looks very similar to Izuna, but is actually the reincarnated descendant of his own chakra, Sasuke Uchiha. If he had to use an adjective to describe his mood at this moment, it would be:

"Deserve it."

Izuna tugged at the corner of her brother's clothes, reminding him not to speak out even if he had such thoughts, to save some face for Sasuke.

Hashirama was shocked:"How could this happen? The seventh generation!"

Seventh generation Naruto and everyone are dumbfounded, they have no idea that there is such a thing.

"Yes, is there some misunderstanding?"

Haruno Sakura put her hands on her hips and pushed her hair back. Now she no longer cares about her big forehead.

"During the Fourth Ninja War, Naruto, the hope of the Ninja Alliance, was killed by Madara Uchiha who had the Nine-Tails' chakra drained away. How could I let him die in that situation?!! asshole!! Of course we need to give him cardiac resuscitation and artificial respiration, right?!!"

For a moment everyone looked at Uchiha Madara.

Uchiha Madara:"……"

Why did this matter... come to him in a sudden turn of events?

Senju Tobirama:"Hmph, you are the culprit who destroys people's families, Madara."

Izuna: It's none of your business!!

The Seventh Generation Hokage Naruto asked about the Nine Lamas in his body, but the Nine Lamas' reply was that he was captured by Madara Uchiha at that time, and he didn't know what happened to him.

But with Haruno Sakura's explanation, others were able to accept it.

Just looking at Uchiha Sasuke, there was still a touch of pity in his eyes.

Nara Shikamaru shook his head, exhausted both physically and mentally. I'm afraid this matter will not end well today.

Tenten:"Now Naruto and Sasuke are the only ones left, right? So Naruto's first kiss should not have been with Hinata but with Sakura? Alas... But there is nothing we can do about it on the battlefield. The culprits are Obito and Uchiha. Uchiha Madara was an old virgin until his death for the Eye of the Moon plan. Should we call it retribution?"

Because of Neji's death, Tenten always had a very bad impression of Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Obito.

Yamanaka Ino patted Tiantian on the shoulder,"You are not in the same class as us, so you just don't know."

"Something I don't know? Could it be that the two of them had lost their first kiss earlier? Forget about Sasuke, Naruto didn't seem to be very popular when he was a child, right?"

Now that Ino thinks about it, she can still recall the mood she felt when the girls collectively beat up Naruto.

But now when she recalls the memories of those years, they are also full of laughter.

The more time is delayed, the more everyone's expectations are lifted. Got higher.

I saw Uchiha Sasuke and Seventh Generation Hokage, one on the left and one on the right, covering their faces with one hand and pointing at each other with the other.

"My first kiss was with the idiot Naruto"

"My first kiss was with the bastard Sasuke"

"………Na………Woolen cloth…………？"

…… finally come! Critical attack successful!!

By the way, The Avengers are so cool!!!!.