I am a corrupt official, but they say I am a loyal minister!

"ah! The little princess went crazy again, and said with shame and anger:"That's a brothel, how could I have been there?""

The two of them walked into the restaurant noisily and sat on the second floor near the railing.

A man came over and said,"Two guests, what do you want?"

"what do you want? Lin Beifan couldn't help but fell into deep thought and said:"You asked me this question!" I want to be wanton, I want to be content, I want to travel around mountains, rivers and lakes, I want to be side by side with the sun, I want to sing and dance with the moon, I want to be with the stars in the sky, I want all the romance in the world and beautiful……"

The little princess came over with a small fist, suppressed her laughter, and said angrily:"I asked you to order food, I didn't ask you about your ideals in life! Waiter, give me all the special dishes here! Thank you!"

"There are a total of 12 dishes in the complete set. Is it really that many?"The waiter asked

"If you want, add a plate of green vegetables and peanuts!"

"It’s too much. What should I do if I can’t finish it?" Lin Beifan said distressedly.

The little princess blinked her big eyes and said very innocently:"It's not much. Those 12 dishes are for me to eat. The vegetables and peanuts are for you to eat. You should finish them, right?"

Lin Beifan:"……"

After a moment, he silently raised his hand:"Waiter, give me a roast duck!"

"OK, sir, please wait a moment!"

It took about one stick of incense and all the food was served.

"I've started, it's up to you! After saying that

, he immediately stretched out two fleshy little claws and started eating happily, his mouth full of oil.

Lin Beifan looked at the little princess who was eating with gusto and couldn't help but smile:"You are such a snack!"

The little princess was angry:"You scold me again?""

"No, I'm complimenting you! Lin Beifan said seriously:"Those who are good-looking and love to eat are called snackers!" Someone who is ugly and loves to eat is called a loser!"

"Well, you have a point!"The little princess smiled from ear to ear.

She found that the corrupt official before was not so annoying, and actually said that she was pretty!

Well, not bad!

Half an hour later, the dinner was over, the cups and plates were in a mess, and all the dishes were eaten. What surprised Lin Beifan was that after eating so much food, the little princess looked so small, and her belly was not full. I don’t know how many women would envy this physique of not getting fat.

"After eating, can we go? Lin Beifan asked with a smile.

"Um! All good things come to an end!"The little princess nodded, flashing her big watery eyes, and said full of expectation:"But if you treat me, I can have some more!

Lin Beifan was shocked:"Are you not full yet?""

"Yeah, yeah, yeah……"The little princess nodded repeatedly, blinked her eyes, and hinted wildly.

Lin Beifan covered his face:"Stop eating, my pigsty can't accommodate you!"

"ah! He actually called me a pig! The little princess went crazy:"I tell you, you are finished!""

"Don't get excited, I'm actually complimenting you!

The little princess was confused:"You called me a pig, and you said you were complimenting me?""

"Of course, because pigs are very useful! Lin Beifan quoted from classics and kept talking:"Pig skin can be used to make boots, pig hair can be used as a brush, pork can be eaten, pig whip can be an aphrodisiac, pig face can be used to scare people, and pig names can also be used to curse people."! You see, a pig’s whole body is full of treasures, so what else is it if it’s not a compliment to you?"

Little Princess:"……"

"I'm telling you, I'm angry! I'm already angry and hungry. If you don't let me eat, I'll look good with you!"The little princess looked at Lin Beifan angrily, looking very cute.

"Just order what you want, don't be polite to me! Lin Beifan said with a generous smile.

"Thanks! Waiter, give me another set!"The little princess raised her hands excitedly.

So, the little princess had another meal and was finally satisfied.

She pouted at Lin Beifan:"We are leaving! The total is about 300 taels, so pay for it! Lin

Beifan was surprised:"Shouldn't you be the one to pay?"

The little princess was also shocked:"How could it be me?" I am the princess, you want me to pay?"

"But I have no money. If you don’t pay, who will?"

The little princess asked anxiously:"How come you have no money? You are a corrupt official!"

"You also know that I am a corrupt official! Lin Beifan said confidently:"Have you ever seen a corrupt official take out money?" Don’t they all put it in their own pockets?"

Little Princess:"……"

It makes so much sense, I'm speechless!

The little princess jumped up and said,"Stop talking nonsense and pay quickly!"

Lin Beifan shook his head and said,"But I really don't have any money. If you don't believe me, you can search!"

The little princess searched it again, and sure enough, there was no money.

He said sadly:"Why don't you go out without money?"

"I never bring money, only my face!"

"Brushing your face?

Lin Beifan said seriously:"Yes!" Because usually after they see my beautiful face, they feel ashamed and won't let me pay! I wanted to give it, but they knelt down and begged me to stop!"

The little princess snorted unhappily:"It's just free food, what do you say so high-sounding? I paid the money first, and you will have to pay me back double in the future. Do you understand?

Lin Beifan nodded repeatedly:"It's easy to talk!""

As a result, when I went home on the second night, I didn't know whether it was intentional or a coincidence, but I bumped into the little princess again. I had a great time reading books on May Day! Top up 100 and get 500 VIP coupons!

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