Paimon was passed over and stamped his feet frantically in anger.
Although he couldn't hear their"conspiracy", Paimon started to use nicknames towards Arataki Yidou like crazy.
But after half a minute, I"compromised" and started thinking about how to earn more likes and script lines.
【Qin: 350,000 likes, it depends on little Paimon]
Paimon is very popular.
【Xingqiu: I think that Arataki Ito will have some crooked ideas, or this script is very good.】
【Kamisato Ayaka: Discussing heroes over wine, it sounds very grand】
【Yun Jin: I want to listen carefully and see if I can learn from opera】
【Kuki Shinobu:...maybe we can’t learn from it】
【Xiaogong: What are Aren and the others talking about?】
【Kuki Shinobu: When I heard the lines, I felt that many of you were going to be offended.】
【Kaiya: Hahaha, I don’t care, it’s a punishment game. I, the True Monarch of Ningbinghai Crossing, am not as stingy as Lu Guoba.】
【Diluc: Huh? Are you looking for a fight again?】
【Dadalia: Most people are pregnant, but this is not necessarily the case for certain women.】
【Lady: Believe it or not, I’m going to make a hand-shredded white duck tonight.】
【Xiangling: Hiss, it sounds very good.】
【Xin Yan: Hahaha】
【Ying: What did Ninja Arataki Ito say to make Paimon less 883 angry?】
【Kuki Shinobu: The boss promises to give Paimon three of his treasured lollipops, and Inazuma will treat her to a full Arataki-style meal next time she comes.】
【Zhongli: Huh? Have a feast】
【Xiangling: Wow, a feast】
【Kuki Shinobu: Shhh, keep your voice down, the Arataki-style full meal set menu consists of grilled koji melon, steamed koji melon, and boiled koji melon.……】
【Rosalia: Not bad, a great gathering of talents】
【Yora: Hahaha】
【Amber: Hahaha】
【Diluc: In fact, it was just the beginning of the meeting.
The camera goes to Ba Ying Island.
Beside the roots of the tree, Paimon sat.
Arataki fought:"Ahem——"
Arataki Yidou brought two wooden cups and a bottle of wine, with the label Chenxi Winery underneath.
【Diluc: I remember the time I gave it away. It has been a few months. Is there any left?】
【Kuki Shinobu: I drank it all long ago. The water in it was really a bonfire, boiling water, and grilling guava.
There is a sense of poverty and encirclement, and it is natural to have a drink and talk about heroes.
Arataki Yidou sat down and handed the cup to Paimon:"Dragon is a thing, comparable...comparable to the heroes of the world!"
Arataki Yidou said:"Paimon has been with Teyvat for a long time, I must know that this Who is the hero in Teyvat!"
At this time, the funny background music started playing.
Paimon:"There is a person who can write poetry and play the piano. Barbatos can take off on the same spot. Can he be a hero?"
Arataki Yidou:"This Wendy has double braids, regardless of gender, and can only drink wine. , if you don’t do human affairs, you are not a hero."
"puff——"
"puff——"
Paimon:"There is a man who is as beautiful as a tree and has both civil and military skills. The owner of the winery, Diluc, can he be a hero?"
Paimon put his hands on his hips and cooperated very well.
Arataki Yidou was still drinking the wine given by Diluc.
Arataki Yidou:"Lu Guoba seems to be very strong. He can only breathe fire. The key is that he is close to me. He is not a hero.""
"The key is to be close to my handsomeness?"
"The key is to be close to my handsomeness!"
"I've never seen such a shameless person"
"Hahahaha, Arataki Yidan must be narcissistic. Paimon
:"There is a person, a master of weapons, whose food is delicious, and the chef Xiang Ling of Wan Min Tang. Can he be a hero?"
Arataki Yidou said:"This Xiangling is cruel and cruel. He abuses animals and likes to make people eat slime. He is not a hero.""
【Xiangling:? ? ? What does weapon master mean? ]
Paimon:"There is a person who is good at singing and dancing. He is shy of the moon and is the idol of Mondstadt, Barbara. Can he be a hero?"
Arataki Yidou said:"This person has a weapon in his hand, clicking, clicking, clicking, rushing into the sky every day. Duck, not a hero"
【Barbara:? ? ? 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Rosaria: Hahaha]
Paimon:"Little Keli, carefree, no temper, Mondstadt's strongest combat power, can he be a hero?"
Arataki Yidou:"Little Loli, sabotaging official duties, no To talk about martial ethics, set fire to mountains, and sit in confinement is not a hero."
【Piano:……】
Paimon:"There is a person with a beautiful singing voice, a professional team, a skilled business, and a free monument renewal. Can he be a hero?"[]
【Xingqiu: Phew, free renewal of monument?】
【Xin Yan: Haha, free monument renewal】
【Yun Jin:...Free monument renewal]
The barrage made me laugh like crazy.
Arataki Yidou said:"This Walnut is carrying a coffin and setting fire to a poet. He also wants to come to see me for funeral arrangements. He is not a hero."
Paimon:"There is a man who is as quiet as a virgin and as active as a rabbit. He is a flying champion and a detective knight. , can he be a hero?"
Arataki Yidou:"Mond is a professional fire girl, running around without a trace, so he is not a hero."
Paimon:"There is a person, a cute killer, the best tour guide in Teyvat, can he be a hero?
Paimon:"Why did the melon come to me?""
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha! Arataki Yidou said:"
This Paimeng doesn't know how to fight. He is greedy, sleepy and loves to spend money. He has the mouth of the god of emergency food. He is not a hero."
Paimon:"Damn it, I'm so angry!" Paimon said:"
There is a man who has a beautiful orchid heart, a beautiful country, a fragrant country, ice and snow that freezes people, sweet rain and coconut sheep, can he be a hero?""
【Gan Yu:? ? ? 】
Arataki Yidou:"Gulu Gulu rolled down the mountain. He respects the old and loves the young. He works hard without complaining. His hobby is working overtime. He is not a hero."
Paimon:"There is a person who is innocent and full of ghosts. He eats healthily and has a freezing voice. Can he be a hero?"
Arataki Yidou said:"This Qiqi, the Hungry Lord, is not afraid of ghosts and monsters. He is still too young, so he is not a hero."
【Qiqi: That's the True Lord Duer]
Paimeng:"There is a man, Seven Stars with Black Silk, Thunder God of Liyue, Tingni Kuaiyu, who kills all the bulls, can he be a hero?"
【Keqing: Black silk seven stars?】
【Ningguang: Hahahaha]
Arataki Yidou:"Master Engraver, there are too many suitors, a bastard boss, dazzling with lightning, not a hero." Paimon
:"There is a person who is as immovable as a mountain, has a good temperament, and is a god. Moving all things, traveling around Liyue, can you be a hero?"
Huang Taki said:"Mr. Zhongli, I don't have any money in my pocket, but I still want everything, saying a lot, upper class, not a hero."
Paimeng threw the cup:"Hum, say so many people, then you say, who is a hero?"
The deserted fight:"Hahahahahahaha, hahahaha, a hero, who is in a desperate situation, never abandoned, Tavat follows the no way to discard. Their legend is just the foundation. They are based on virtue, honesty, simple people, and never pursue fame and fortune."
Paimon expressed his admiration:"Such a hero! Who can be like him?"
Arataki Yidou:"Today The next hero is the only one who likes it now!"
"???"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Hahaha!"
"Sublimated!"
The number of likes doubled
【Kaia: Hahahaha】
【Xingqiu: Who thought of this? Completely successful in deceiving likes】
【Kuki Shinobu: I gave them suggestions, and the effect seems to be good]
The number of likes doubled from more than 200,000 to more than 400,000 in an instant..
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