【Dadalia: Oh, oh, this isn't Mondstadt's cavalry captain Kaia, and Grandpa Diluc, why did they both fall?】
【Kaia: Tsk, what kind of luck is this? The answer is actually No. 3? The Foolish Executive Who Eats Canned Herrings]
The two are evenly matched.
Kaia had 2 versus 7 errors, and Dadalia had 2 versus 6 errors, splitting the second to last and the third to last.
【Diluc: Take care of your own cans and remember to rinse your mouth, otherwise the smell will penetrate the screen]
The two were teleported to the Dadaupa Valley
"There is a punishment scene!"
"It's Grandpa Diluc! And Captain Kaia of the Knights!"
"Isn’t the elite live broadcast room a punishment for eating canned herring?"
"Is this the Dadaupa Valley? Grandpa Diluc's horse was teleported here."
Kaia and Diluc looked at each other, snorted and stood away.
If they were really eating canned herring, they wouldn't be afraid.
Kaia"One, three, seven.":"A show? No problem, Barbara the little devil didn’t bother me either"
【Barbara: Captain Kaia, you are Balala, not Barbara!】
【Rosalía: Hahaha, it’s all the same]
Diluc:"At worst, I’ll show a fire-breathing performance.""
【Yan Fei: Pfft——】
【Xingqiu: Grandpa Diluc is also used to it. He started to let himself go.
Even before the performance started, a third of the people watching the live broadcast in Teywat continent laughed in just two sentences.
Punish Kaia and Diluc to express the plot: when you are full, I will overflow.
【Xingqiu: What program is this?】
【Chongyun: It should be imitation.】
【Kujo Sora: Could it be making soup?】
【Wendy: If you want to make soup, you can’t help Grandpa Diluc, right?】
【Qin: The knights’ simple outdoor cooking is one of the tests, and they can all cook certain dishes]
Please let Diluc and Kaia first read the scenes of the performance plot script that only the two of them can see. Originally, they were very serious. , suddenly -
Kaia:"Pfft——!"
Diluc:"Pfft.——!"
The two squirted on the spot.
Kaia:"What the hell is this!"
Diluc:"How can we two men perform? Is this a love story between a man and a woman?"
Millions of people in the live broadcast room were full of question marks and hahaha.
From the conversation between the two, I can guess a certain plot: the love story between a man and a woman, played by two men.
Erkang:"Because I'm full!"
Ziwei:"When you're full, I'm full!"
You can indeed hear the conversation between men and women in the live broadcast room, which is full of question marks
"I blanch? What kind of words are these!"
"Are this couple so passionate?"
"Isn’t it allowed to be seen by children?"
"what are you guys saying? Seems interesting"
【Shen He:? ? ? I don’t understand what it means】
【Chongyun: Xingqiu, please explain】
【Xingqiu:……】
【Lisa: Ah la ah la, my sister suddenly became excited.】
【Yora: Miss Lisa, don’t make fun of me】
【Amber:? ? ?】
【Yae Kamiko: Oops, no, it’s so interesting.】
【film:? ? ?】
【Zhongli: Based on common sense, you should have thought too much. That kind of story, at least, will not happen in the Dadaupa Valley.】
【Beidou: Hahahaha, Mr. Zhongli is not professional. What if there is a wild situation?】
【Ning Guang:? ? ? ?】
【Yelan:? ? ? ?】
【Qin: Diluc, it’s not like children can’t see you, right? I immediately grabbed Keli and pressed her eyes】
【Keli:? ? ? 】
As he said that, Qin was ready to take out the fairy binding rope.
Diluc covered his face:"No...it's not what you are thinking, it's just...even if I die, I won't perform this with Kaiya!"
Kaiya is next to him:"Absolutely not! Even if I die! Just change it to another girl. Okay, with Lu Guoba! Absolutely not!"
This made Kaiya and Diluc so timid.
What plot?
Kaia:"In the live broadcast room, why don't you change the punishment? At least not Diluc. You said I would do it for Arataki." (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【Arataki Yidou:? ? ? What's the matter with Mr. Guan Ben?】
【Beidou: It feels so interesting, I want to watch it even more】
【Ning Guang: I can’t wait any longer】
【Yae Kamiko: Don’t worry, even if you two are in the boudoir, we are both used to it】
【Coral Palace Heart Sea:……】[]
【Yora:……】
【Rosalia:……】
The barrage in the ordinary live broadcast room is even more full of expectations, and the words are more ambiguous and sinister than the last.
The live broadcast room detects that Kaia and Diluc resist the performance, and the live broadcast room will forcibly control the bodies and start the performance.
Red light and blue light control the bodies of Kaia and Diluc.
Kaia:"Don't...ah……"
Diluc:"No.……"
The two of them were now comfortable and completely under control.
On the left is a picture of Ziwei and Erkang riding horses (Huanzhu.gege), and on the right is a live broadcast of Diluc and Kaia........
【Qin: Pfft——】
【Amber: Kaia is sitting in front, Kaia plays a female, haha】
【Yanfei: I've already started laughing]
The two of them rode on Diluc's horse in the Dadaupa Valley, Kaia sat in front, and Diluc clung to Kaia.
Then—— the love conversation with Erkang and Ziwei in the story began.
Diluc's expression looked like he was about to cry. He could still control his expression, but his mouth and body were out of control:"Kaia, I want to hold you like this! Fly all the way to the horizon!""
"puff——"
"puff——"
"What a shame!"Countless male compatriots vomited.
However, the female compatriots screamed, especially Kaiya and Diluc's fangirls
"ah——"
"So exciting——"
"My Captain Kaia, Grandpa Diluc, ah!"
【Jean: Why are there so many girls in Mondstadt screaming with excitement?】
【Lisa: Qin doesn’t understand. Many girls like this.】
【Beidou: Hahaha, there are a lot of them here in Liyue too.】
【Ning Guang: Very interesting】
【Thomas: Hahaha, Inazuma has one here too】
【Lady: I have already set out hundreds of meters from the winter solstice, and I can still hear the screams of these idiots]
Kaiya had a bitter face, but she said love words:"I feel exciting, scared, and excited now, Happy and happy!"
【Barbara: I don’t dare to watch anymore】
【Sugar: I don’t dare, but I want to see it】
【Amber: Captain Kaia, what a shame.】
【Yachi5.8 Shenzi: It’s so interesting, Yachido is also going to publish this kind of novel]
Kaiya:"I’m just worried that something will happen to Xiao Keli."
【Keli:? ? ? 】
Diluc:"She is supervised by Qin and Lisa, so don't worry about her, just enjoy this moment."
The horse was running, and the two were close together.
【Chongyun: I can’t hold on anymore.】
【Kamisato Ayato: Isn’t this beautiful?】
【Yae Kamiko: How about next time the club’s chief executive and Toma also perform?】
【Kamisato Ayato:……】
【Thomas:……】
The number of likes has exceeded 300,000. The most outrageous thing is the reward. It’s a good job.
Diluc:"What a golden opportunity!"
Diluc:"I've never ridden like this with you in the Dadaupa Valley."
Diluc:"I like you. ,Too much too much!".
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