"Fuck, Sanbing is so handsome!"
"Have you been given the right to make your own decisions?".
"Isn't it good to be alive?"
"You really look like a bad guy."
"Your eyes are so fierce."
"The eyes of a bad guy."
[Lady: Hahaha, ~ the barrage made me laugh to death]
[Wanderer: When your two-jin box is being split, the barrage will be more exciting, okay? ]
[Paimon: Why are there still barrages saying it's cute? 】
[Kaeya: Poof——]
[Tartaria: Poof——]
Faced with the rebuke from the Scatterer, the debt collector was so frightened that he immediately knelt down and trembled: "I'm so sorry! Sir!"
The Scatterer waved his hand: "Go away and complete your mission."
After that, the Fatui ran in the direction of their respective tasks, while the Scatterer continued to look at the direction where the meteorite fell.
The screen stopped and the punishment screen came.
"The punishment scene is coming."
"Who? Who?"
"I found out, it's me!"
"Fuck! It's me!"
"I'm me!"
"It's fun if Ying is here."
"Punish Kamisato Ayato and Ying to perform a show - Hello, uncle, more than 200,000 likes required"
In the scene, Kamisato Ayato is sitting on a chair in the house of the club magistrate, in front of him is a coffee table with a small mechanical box on it.
The performance began, Kamisato Ayaka walked over with Ying: "Ying, this is my brother."
Ying immediately greeted: "Hello, uncle, I am Ayaka's girlfriend."
"???"
"???"
"Have the beautiful girl met her parents?"
"Ah?"
"Hahaha."
Kamisato Ayato patted the chair next to him: "Sit, please sit."
Sitting down and facing the screen.
Kamisato Ayato pointed to the box on the table: "Today I want to use a lie detector!"
Ying: "Lie detector?"
Ayaka: "It will ring when you lie."
Ying understood.
Ayato: “You don’t mind, do you?”
Ying: “I don’t mind!”
Box (Paimon): “Bi——”
“Puff——”
“Hahaha!”
[Xiao Gong: It rang, it rang directly? ]
[Shin Kaku: You mean you’re lying when you say you don’t mind, right? ]
[Kaeya: The voice of the machine is voiced by Paimon, right? 】
"Hahaha."
"The sound was made by Paimon, the machine only lights up."
Ying changed his words: "I am a little bothered."
Box (Paimon) "Bi——"
Ying: "I am quite disgusted, to be honest."
"Hahaha."
"I can only tell the truth."
Ayato stroked the lie detector: "This new model is very useful."
Box: "Bi——"
"Hahaha!"
"II can't hold it anymore!"
"It's not a new model!"
Ayato: "This is an old model. The new model is 20,000 Mora more expensive."
Ying: "Brother, you don't need to do this."
Ayato: "How many people have you been with?"
Ying: "I've been with three!"
Box: "Bi——"
Ying: "Five!"
Box: "Bi——"
Ying: "Ten! Ten should be enough, right? ”
Box: “Bi——”
[Nielu: Phew, I can’t stop laughing]
[Beidou: I can’t stop laughing]
[Yae Shenzi: Hahaha]
Ying: “Jin, Lisa, Amber, Eula, Rosaria, Ningguang, Ganyu, Xianyun, Shenhe, Xiaogong, Wendy… about 20 to 30 people are enough, right?”
Finally, it’s not Bi.
The barrage has exploded with laughter.
“All the women in the elite live broadcast room are counted, right?”
“No, how come Lord Barbatos is also in it?”
“My stomach hurts so much, I can’t stop laughing.”
Ayato: “Why are you saying less?”
Ying: “I thought I should say less. Ayahua also flips the cards once a month at night. ”
“Puff——”
“Flip——”
“Haha.”
Ying: “Well, I, I, I was wrong, I was wrong.”
As soon as Linghua left, Lei Dianying sat down next to him and made a friendly guest appearance.
“My master is honored that the general invited him to make a guest appearance.”
Lingren: “General, how come you have time to come here.”
Ying: “I want to talk to Linghua about something.”
Box: “After——”
“? ? ? ”
“Puff——”
[True: Hahaha]
Ying: “Linghua made some snacks, I came to eat for free.”
No sound? The barrage burst with laughter.
Ying patted Ying on the shoulder: “Little guy! You look cute!”
Ying: “Thank you, General! ”
Ayato: “Eh? She said you were cute, why doesn’t the machine make a sound?”
“I should be a jerk!”
“Yes, I am a jerk.”
Ying: “Tell the truth.”
Ayato picked up the wire: “Why did you unplug it?”
“So that’s why it didn’t make a sound!”
Ayato: “Plug it in!”
Ayato: “How much money do you save every month?”
Ying: “One hundred thousand!”
Box: “Bi——”
Ying: “Thirty thousand!”
·· ·····Ask for flowers· ··
Box: “Bi——”
Ying: “Three thousand Moras.”
Box: “Bi——”
Ayato: “No, the gatekeepers of the Three Thousand Moras Society save this amount every day. This is still loud, it's a bit too much! ”
Ying: "Brother, one thousand, save one thousand Mora a month!"
It's enough to eat a bowl of Mora
Ayato: "Where's the garage?"
Ying: "There's a car and a house!"
"Bi!"
"Bi!"
Box: "Bi——"
"Hahaha."
Ying: "To be honest, I didn't hear what I said. It can hear. This machine is too sensitive."
Ayato: "How much is the total deposit?"
Ying looked at him, not daring to say.
"It was eaten up by Paimon."
"Haha."
Ayato: "You're afraid of being exposed, so you just don't say it, right!"
....... ........ .......
Ying: "I'm telling the truth!"
Ayato: "You're not worthy of my sister!"
Box: "Bi——"
"???"
"???"
"Will this make a difference?"
"Mainly play a reversal."
Ayato: "Even if she's worthy, I don't agree!"
Ayato took out a bag domineeringly: "Don't say anything, I have five million Mora here, leave my sister."
Box: "Bi——"
"???"
"You call this?"
"What's the lie?"
"There's no five million in that bag."
Ayato Tai The speed immediately weakened: "There are five thousand here, leave my sister."
"Puff——"
"I can't laugh anymore."
Ying: "Isn't this too much difference? Brother, you look down on people. These five thousand Moras are nothing to me!"
Box: "Bi——"
[Great Tree King: Pu——]
[Funina: I can't laugh anymore]
Ying: "Not bad!"
Box: "Bi——"
Ying: "Quite a lot!"
Box: "Bi——"
Ying blushed: "Oh, much more, I have never seen what five thousand Moras look like!"
Finally, it stopped ringing.
Ayato: "Why are you fighting with the machine!"
Ying: "Brother, although I have nothing now, I will definitely work hard. I am ambitious. I promise that I will treat Ayahua well for the rest of my life, okay?"
Ayato tries to find the line: "Did you pull it out?"
Ying: "Really!"
The two saw the lie detector and it really didn't ring.
After the performance, the three bowed, and Paimon also floated over: "Quack! Machine! Quack!" Ding.
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