【Hutao: Does Zhongli know all this?】
【Zhongli: I just know a little bit and can deduce some to increase the probability.】
【Zhen: I can also add something】
【Daci Shuwang: Me too】
【Charlotte: My dear gods, you are so reliable. The Elite Live Room is amazing.】
【Zhongli: There is a hint in the plot that they are living entities and they are inspired by adventurers.】
【Daci Tree King: And I know it is related to the grass dragon Apep. In fact, I don’t think very broadly about humans and life.】
【True: And specifically in Xumi】
【Zhongli: First option two, Fry, this zodiac sign should be the ancient Mondstadt family, the name of this family】
【Qin: I know that the Fry family respects life.】
【Zhongli: Kekazi and Xiumeng, I remember the old rice wife saying well, right?】
【Zhen: So does Sanosi. They are all old sayings about rice wives.】
【The Great Merciful Tree King: Only Nuer and Dinka are our Sumeru ancient sayings】
【Paimon: Four options were eliminated in an instant?】
【Charlotte: It’s so awesome, so awesome, I want to record it immediately, like a very popular title】
【Zhongli: Nuer and Dinka are both ancient Sumeru words, and both have human meanings. The two answers are very similar. The other four answers are Gumund and Daozhu, which are not geographically consistent.】
【Paimeng: Hehe, everyone wanted to answer the question instantly, but it’s a pity that this issue’s random selection]
Countdown three, two, one, random, Zhongli, Wendy, Qiliangliang, please choose
【Wendy: One for Zhongli?】
【Zhongli: Okay, poet first]
Qi Liangliang quickly chose, and Wendy and Zhongli seemed to have chosen one each.
【Yun Jin: Did Mr. Zhongli choose Nuer or Dinka?】
【Zhongli: The poet chose Nuer, but I chose Dinka.】
【Wendy: I chose Noor.】
【Qi Liangliang: I chose the same thing as Wendy.】
【Daci Tree King: These two names have similar meanings, it depends on what the mushroom beast is named]
Wendy chooses 1, the answer is correct, and Wendy will be rewarded with a bottle of magic spirit liquid
Qiliangliang. Choose 1, the answer is correct, and Qiliangliang will be rewarded. Hair and Paw Massage Care Super Set
【Qi Liangliang: Wow, a box full of skin care products, and this massage machine, thank you Lord Daci Shuwang, thank you Lord Zhen, thank you Mr. Zhongli】
【Xingqiu: Thank you, Mr. Zhongli, he answered wrongly.】
【Zhongli:……】
【Xiangling: Hahaha】
【Wendy: Hahaha】
【Paimon: Hahaha】
【In the end: Mr. Zhongli was just unlucky and made the wrong choice.]
In the elite live broadcast room, it is a matter of choosing one from the other, but in the ordinary live broadcast room, most people don't understand it at all and basically make random guesses.
Zhongli chose 5. The answer was wrong. Zhongli was punished by performing a short story. He only had two minutes of thinking time. It was required to be both humorous and educational, and he required more than 80,000 likes.
"Mr. Zhongli was punished"
"Hahaha"
"Can we see Zhong Li again?"
"You guys are definitely not from Liyue."
"Who said that, I...hehe, I want to go fishing, right? I won't say"
"I heard Xiang Ling say that Mr. Zhongli eliminated four wrong answers after analyzing them, and ended up choosing the wrong answer."
"Hahaha"
"It’s really hard to think of a short story with only two minutes and so many demands."
【Paimon: With arms crossed, wait for Zhongli to perform】
【Yun Jin: Put your hands on your hips and wait for Mr. Zhongli to perform.】
【Xiang Ling: Put your hands on your hips and wait for Mr. Zhongli to perform.】
【Charlotte: Put your hands on your hips and wait for Mr. Zhongli to perform]
The punishment screen appeared, the camera showed Zhongli, and the performance began.
Zhongli:"Today, the hall master called me to the office again and said that I would be given an increase of 10,000 Morads." (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
【walnut:? ? ? 】
Zhongli:"Then what can I do?"
"???"
Zhongli:"I have only worked at Afdi for two years, and my salary has been 280,000, which has soared to 320,000."
"Doesn't seem very high"[]
"soar——"
Zhongli:"If I achieve financial freedom at a young age, how will I continue to struggle in the future?"
"Ha ha ha ha"
"Hall Master Hu jumped up happily"
"It’s no use. Mr. Zhongli finished the meal in one meal and finally recorded it in the Hall of Rebirth."
"I know, keep your salary and record your meals in the Hall of Rebirth"
"Redefining youth.
Zhongli:"The hall master burst into tears after hearing this, and couldn't help but reward me with 5,000 molas." Zhongli
:"I found this 5,000 molad extra for no reason. With my personality, I naturally went to spend some money.""
Zhongli was walking in Liyue Port and came to the entrance of a store selling various children's food.
Zhongli:"I saw many children buying things here. I counted them, thirteen. I walked in and told the boss that there were All purchases are mine"
"Wow, atmospheric!"
"The layout has become smaller, hahaha"
"Hahaha, five thousand molas is not enough, right?"
"Just remember it in the Hall of Rebirth. Zhongli:"
But remember, it cannot exceed 300 molad."
Zhongli:"The children were very conscious and did not exceed the standard. They finished the selection quickly. After all, there was nothing to choose from.""
"Hahaha"
"Hahaha"
【Yun Jin: The most humorous thing about Mr. Zhongli is that he looks serious and tells jokes]
Zhongli:"They all shouted thank you, uncle. I told them to study hard and become useful people to Liyue and Teyvat in the future.
Zhongli:"The boss has calculated it. The total consumption is 3,650 moras. I'll ask the boss to put a zero on it.""
"???"
"Can you still erase zero?"
Zhongli:"The boss smiled and said 3,500 molas, but I still paid 3,650 molas. The boss's eyes widened at that time."
"Hahaha"
"Hahaha, a mysterious operation."
Zhongli:"I know what the boss wants to say, but I'll speak up in advance. Just use the 150 molas as a tip.""
"Hahaha"
"Mr. Zhongli made me laugh so hard.
Zhongli:"The boss's laughter was uglier than his tears.""
The barrage was laughing like crazy.
Zhongli:"Once people have money, they become overly enthusiastic. Zhongli
:"I looked back at the calendar, and I have to start a new job again. So young people, don't let the days become numbers on the calendar. Even if you want to stop, you must be prepared for a better start. Come on."!"
At the end of the performance, all the comments were filled with applause.
With 180,000 likes, Zhongli completed his punishment.
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