The whole family is the protagonist, only I am the salted fish

The class ended like this, with the students introducing themselves.

After class, Li Youwei curiously asked Ye Tiandao:

"Have you ever noticed that Teacher Ye Wuchen looks a bit like you?

And that Alliance Ya you mentioned... What does it mean that Yasuo is very smooth?"

Li Youwei doesn't usually play games and doesn't understand the content of games, so she couldn't understand what Ye Tian said about Yasuo Sixth and Silky Smooth.

She thought Ye Tian was talking about heroes in history..Li

Youwei expressed her doubts. She had never known any other hero named Yasuo in history, and then tried hard to search for the terms Alliance and Yasuo in her memory.

"Yasuo, what should I say? Put your ear closer and I'll whisper to you."

Hearing what Li Youwei said, Ye Tian suddenly became interested in teasing this little girl.

"ah? Oh~"

Li Youwei, who had been searching in her mind for a long time, tilted her head when she heard Ye Tian say this. She moved closer to Ye Tian.

Then she felt a slight breath of air from Ye Tian in her ear, and she felt something strange.

Instantly.

Her face was as red as an apple.

But driven by great curiosity, she still wanted to hear Ye Tian tell her about the deeds of the hero Yasuo.

"That's fiction in the game, idiot!"

Li Youwei stiffened for a moment, and then realized that she had been teased by Ye Tian again. He raised his small fist angrily and hit Ye Tian on the waist.

"you!"

Ye Tian easily dodged with his excellent body skills, and then joked:

"Can't hit, can't hit, goodbye."

After saying that, she ran out of the classroom.

Seeing Ye Tian like this, Li Youwei was angry and annoyed, and her teeth chattered. She wanted to scratch Ye Tian to death with her little claws.

Angry or not, he is such a jerk, there is no need Angry with him.

Li Youwei patted her chest and comforted herself.

But Ye Tian didn't even see this, he had already ran out of the classroom.

"puff!"

After finally calming down her angry mood, Li Youwei suddenly heard a loud noise.

The sound was like an explosion, thundering and deafening in the classroom.

Everyone in the classroom was attracted by the sudden sound.

They all They looked at each other, and then someone said in a loud voice:

"Damn it, who farted? This sound is like eating firecrackers!"

"No, someone dropped a gas bomb, run!"

Everyone looked for the source of the sound, but they saw it in a corner at the back of the classroom.

Several students were gathering together.

These people were the ones who spread rumors about Ye Tian.

One of the boys' face turned red. What happened just now? The loud noise was made by himself, and he could feel the vibration, like an earthquake.

He himself was also startled.

Then his whole face quickly turned red.

Damn!

How embarrassing!

Look at yourself again The classmates looked at him with strange eyes.

His shame became stronger.

Now he wished he could find a hole to crawl in and never come out for the rest of his life.

But he was also confused, how could he be like this?

They didn't know , all this is because of Ye Tian.

Because they were close, a girl pointed at this classmate and said with a gloomy look:

"Damn it, Wang Bing, you put a hidden weapon!"

Then they smelled a foul smell.

It was disgusting and suffocating.

"Puff~puff~puff puff puff puff~"

"Damn it, are you still coming?"

"Is this a poisonous trap?"

"Go quickly, go quickly……"

The female classmate who originally wanted to accuse Wang Bing suddenly heard the familiar voice again.

And the source of the sound seems... it seems to be coming from itself!

""Pfft~"

Before she could react, several people next to her also made such sounds.

Like lit firecrackers, they exploded one after another.

And the people who just ran to the door also When they heard the sound of firecrackers, they pushed each other and fled the classroom.

"Again?"

"Move quickly, move quickly, the shit is coming again!"

"I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to vomit! vomit~"

……

Li Youwei walked out of the classroom and wandered around the playground without purpose.

When the sound of firecrackers sounded in the classroom, she had already fled the classroom.

Fortunately, she was very close to the door, so she was one of the first to escape.

Now the whole classroom is filled with the roar of firecrackers.

I won’t be able to return to the classroom for a while.

She found a seat and was about to sit down and rest for a while.

But he spotted a familiar figure.

It was Ye Tian.

In fact, Ye Tian already knew the situation in the classroom, and it was him who caused it.

So in order not to be harmed by the poison gas, he ran out long ago.

At this time, he was holding two bottles of drinks, one was soapy water and the other was juice.

He prepared the juice for Li Youwei.

He had just bought a drink and saw Li Youwei on the playground.

He handed the bottle of juice to Li Youwei and said:

"Doesn't it taste good?"

"How about you try it?"

Taking the juice from Ye Tian's hand, Li Youwei glared at Ye Tian fiercely.

She twisted open the bottle cap with her hand, raised her head and drank the juice.

Seeing Li Youwei's appearance, Ye Tian also had an idea in his mind.

If you marry this girl home in the future, your life will definitely not be too boring.

Of course, Li Youwei doesn't know what Ye Tian is thinking. If she knew, she would definitely use her Nine Yin White Bone Claws to scratch him to death.

……

The whole morning ended with Ye Tian and Li Youwei having a rough time. Of course, most of the time, Ye Tian was sleeping on the table.

I want to ask where those classmates who set off firecrackers went?

They were in the school infirmary at the moment. Ye Tian estimated that they would not be able to go to school today.

Better guess it will be in the afternoon.

Ye Tian still knew in his heart that the torture would not be too severe.

It's just a small punishment.

The time comes in the afternoon.

Since Ye Wuchen only came today, several teachers in the department also gave him a lot of respect.

He gave all the afternoon classes to Ye Wuchen and let him arrange them all.

And they are comfortably air-conditioned in the office.

Come to the classroom.

Ye Wuchen pretended to be serious and said:

"Today, several students in our class are absent from class due to physical reasons. This shows that the physical fitness of the students still needs to be improved.……"

Ye Wuchen was talking on the podium, while Ye Tian was very bored.

Soon Ye Wuchen finished speaking.

To put it simply, Ye Wuchen felt that his physical fitness was too poor for what he was doing, so he planned to use all the afternoon classes for students to exercise outside.

Or play games or something like that.

When he finished speaking, the whole classroom was in uproar.

Some said Ye Wuchen was good, and some discussed what he was going to do after leaving the classroom.

But Ye Tian was different. He had fallen asleep on the table.

Soon Ye Wuchen also noticed Ye Tian.

He frowned, grabbed a piece of chalk on the table, and hit Ye Tian on the head with precision.

……

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