Villain: My enemy gets double the wish I make
Chapter 304
The first to act was Angkor.
He is a tomb robber and knows these smuggling teams very well. He even knows which one is the smuggling ship.
The smuggling team this time is a smuggling team located in Lianhua Village, Mohai City.
On weekdays, he makes a living by fishing, keeping others a secret, and if there is business, he will take over the work.
Mainly responsible for transporting contraband to the high seas without anyone noticing, and then being picked up by others.
So, Angkor disguised himself slightly, pretending to be a tourist with a stomachache, came to the smuggling ship, and said with a painful expression:"Oh, shipowner, I have a stomachache, can I borrow your toilet?""
The boat owner was dark-skinned, smoking a cigarette, and frowning:"Can't you just find a place? Look at the grass over there is so high, can't you go in and squat for a while?" He looked very vigilant!
Angkor held his stomach and begged:"No, I'm a germophobe! Boss, that's all right. Why don't you just go to the toilet? I'll give you money later. Can I get 10 yuan? Can I get 20 yuan?
" The boss waved his hand impatiently:"Okay, okay, come up quickly! I don't want the money anymore. Just leave as soon as you finish. I'm going to go fishing!"
Angkor was overjoyed:"Thank you! Thank you so much.!"
Then, Angkor walked into the fishing boat's toilet, holding his stomach.
Then, he took out a small device and installed it in a hidden corner of the toilet.
"Dragon King! This time you will lose your skin even if you don’t die!" Angkor sneered.
Then he actually went to the toilet once, and his performance was very good.
After flushing the toilet, Angkor walked out of the toilet and thanked him repeatedly:"Thank you, boss! You are a good guy! Thanks……"
"You're welcome!"The boat owner waved his hand.
When he walked into the toilet, he was immediately smelled by the stench and his face turned green.
"Oh my god, it stinks! Stinks worse than salted fish! What did this guy eat to hold such a smelly Xiang! Hurry and ventilate it, otherwise tonight's distinguished guests will be in trouble!"
As he spoke, he opened the window and let in the wind.
After Angkor left the smuggling ship, he turned in a circle and climbed to the mountainside. He found a place with a very good view and waited quietly.
Soon after, Ye Xingchen, the God of War, also came..
He also pretended to be an ordinary tourist, walked over holding his stomach, and shouted in pain:"Boss, I have a stomachache and want to have diarrhea. Can I borrow the toilet on your ship?" thank you! The ship owner looked disgusted:"
Why is he another shit guy?" There is so much grass here, why don't you just find a place?"
Ye Xingchen said painfully:"No, I have mysophobia and I can't pull it out on the grass! Boss, please do it, I can't hold it in anymore! Can I give you money? Is 20 yuan okay? Is 50 yuan okay?"
The money is much more generous than that of Angkor!
If you have money, you will be willful!
The ship owner waved his hand helplessly:"Okay, come up quickly, and leave as soon as you finish!
Ye Xingchen was overjoyed:"Thank you, boss!" You are a good person!"
Then, he couldn't wait to rush into the toilet on the ship.
Then, he took out a small device from his arms and smiled proudly:"Just put this thing on, and with a bang, you, Dragon King, will shed your skin even if you don't die! Ha ha……"
"Let me see, where is the best place to install it?"
"hey-hey! found it!"
"Hidden here, at the bottom of the wash basin, it shouldn't be that easy to find!"
Ye Xingchen squatted down proudly.
When he was about to put it on, the smile on his face gradually stiffened.
Because, he saw a small detonating device!
Moreover, it was the same one as the one he had!
He felt like fuck. It's over!
There are tens of thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past!
Who the hell did this? It
's so scary!
What if it explodes when I go to the toilet?
Flesh and blood fly together with feces and urine!
The autumn water is the same color as the sky! Just thinking about it, I couldn't help but shiver!
Ye Xingchen thought for a while, and silently put the detonating device in his hand. The two detonating devices were very close.
Then, he went to a large toilet and left as if running away. Got it
"Boss, thank you! I wish you a safe life!"
The boat owner came to the toilet, and the stench coming from the toilet turned him green again.
After a while of retching:"Damn, people in this city are really lazy. They pee a lot!" The food is better than ours, and the toilet is smellier than ours! Next time, don’t let them come up again!"
After Ye Xingchen escaped from the smuggling boat, he climbed halfway up the mountain and waited silently.
Three hours passed.
At this time, it was dead of night and only the lights on the fishing boat were swaying.
Not long after, an ordinary car drove over and came from A person got out of the car.
Although he was wearing ordinary clothes and a hat. It was dark, so he couldn't see clearly.
However, judging from the other person's figure and movements, the two protagonists could recognize him at a glance. This person is Dragon King Zhao Tian!
He is really here, preparing to sneak out of the country!
Ye Xingchen and Angkor are excited
"The chance for revenge has arrived!"
At this time, Dragon King Zhao Tian looked at the dilapidated fishing boats in front of him and felt very dissatisfied.
"Is this the boat that picks me up? It's too shabby. Can I get another one?"
He has never made such a shabby boat in his life!
Especially the smell coming from the boat, the smell of fish mixed with the smell of feces and urine, hit his nostrils, making him very uncomfortable, and he felt like vomiting. The feeling.
Just thinking about it, I actually vomited!
"vomit~~"
I vomited so hard!
Vomiting to the point of vomiting!
The ship owner smiled bitterly and said:"Dear guest, I'm sorry! Our ship is a fishing boat during the day and only takes on smuggling work at night, so the smell is indeed a bit unpleasant! But this is the only way to hide it from others! Please be patient!"
"But your boat is too smelly, right? It's like being fished out of a cesspit……"The Dragon King's face turned green and purple.
The boat owner smiled bitterly:"It turns out it's not that smelly! The main reason is that two tourists came today. There is a large toilet in my toilet, so I……"
"vomit~~"The Dragon King vomited again
"Forget it, I won’t say it anymore!"The boat owner shut his mouth.
After vomiting, the Dragon King got on the boat with a pale face, waved his hand and said:"Let's go quickly, don't waste time!"
"OK, distinguished guest!"
The smuggling boat drove out slowly.
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