The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Bian Que's Quotes: No matter how hard you work, a cold inkstone will make the peaches ripe and the pills will flow out, and the plum branches will be broken. It is easy to plant flowers but difficult to cultivate people.

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Entering the temple, there was a weird-headed monk sitting on the high platform in the main courtyard. He was only about fifty years old. There were more than twenty monks on both sides, each holding a long stick, forming a circle. There were young monks who had come earlier, so the formation was majestic and somewhat... murderous look. But see:

This is a clean and peaceful place for monks, but there is evil everywhere.

Everyone knows that monks abstain from killing, while abbots are like demons but not acting.

The canthus is a cudgel and a ruthless weapon.

If you encounter a pack of tigers that are attacking you, it is unkind to show your teeth and claws.

After the great monk saluted, he said:"Reply to the abbot, we have captured the old thief who stole Ganoderma lucidum, and we are waiting for him to be punished." The abbot who was discussing at the beginning was Qiu Huayu. The strange man raised his head and asked sternly:"What! The old thief stole it, suddenly. How much money did you steal and sell the Ganoderma lucidum grass next to the cliff waterfall? Tell me the truth quickly!"

Li Shizhen saluted respectfully and said:"It's incomprehensible. I practice medicine and save people, how can I be a thief? I steal and sell Ganoderma lucidum grass, but there is no one else Evidence?!" This question caused the abbot and monks of the temple to fall silent.

The beard-toothed monk was angry and his eyes were about to burst. He hit Dr. Li on the back with a stick at the level of his eyebrows and yelled:"Huh! If you don't tell the truth, I will take your life! There are many witnesses and you will be locked up in the woodshed.".If you don’t say it, you will die."

"Locked up in a woodshed? Li Shizhen said:"Well, the monk master is here." Since there is a witness who saw this doctor stealing Ganoderma lucidum, please call him and we can testify in the hospital."

The monk leader Qiu Huayu is ugly, but his words are beautiful, and he said:"Donor, you can't steal all the Ganoderma lucidum and other precious medicines and fairy grass under the peaks of Lingshan Temple. Even if you help the temple collect medicines and sell them, the silver can be divided into two halves. Expensive medicines are divided into gold, and each person has half. What about the money?

Li Shizhen said angrily:"No!" I don't want to be taken advantage of. This doctor has never been a thief. Even if you wait to force me to confess, it won't help. You should let me go. The great monk angrily hit him hard with his long stick. Li Shizhen was pushed staggering and almost fell to the ground. Abbot Qiu Huayu shook his head and said with a smile:"Haha, you said he is not a thief. There is no word on the thief's face. How dare you?" False accusations were made against this temple to force a confession. Haha, if you don't eat the toast and eat the fine wine, I won't be polite.

Monk Hu said sternly,"I don't know what's good or bad! I'm trying to steal all the dirty money. Search!""Abbot Qiu winked, then went up to the other two monks, took away the sack, opened it and looked carefully: three books, more than ten packages of dried herbs, dry food fried noodles, small medicine bottles, freshly dug plantain and Bupleurum Wait.

The great monk searched him, took out more than fifty taels of broken silver, and said sharply:"We found the dirty silver. Hey, more than fifty taels... The old thief is indeed rich. He made his fortune by stealing Ganoderma lucidum."" Then he handed over the palm-sized purse with both hands.

Qiu Huayu said with a sullen face and domineering tone:"The stolen fairy grass and magic medicine are only worth fifty taels of silver! snort! Put them in custody and wait for their release!"

After that, they grabbed four stick monks and locked Li Shizhen into the woodshed of the stone house.

Suddenly, she heard a rustling sound. Shizhen thought it was a big rat. She opened her eyes and looked up and saw three people: Shangguan. Sword, Liu Fenshu, Woodcutter Da Niu. But he looked like a beggar, even more like a savage.

His hair was unkempt, and it was almost impossible to tell the difference between men and women. His skinny skin and face must have been a result of a physical injury.

Looking at the three prisoners, they did not recognize each other. , Take a closer look and you are one of your own.

Li Shizhen was shocked and asked:"Oh, you... why are you locked up here?"

Shangguan Jian staggered around, his whole body was weak, and he seemed to be choked. After a while, he said in a hesitant manner:"Well... my benefactor, elder brother Shen Ge... he is afraid that you will suffer a loss... and ordered the younger brother to come... to protect... Foolish brother. But fell into the trap"

"Fallen into a trap? Shizhen's Adam's apple trembled and she said,"What kind of trick did you fall into?" Liu...Daniu, why are you like this?"

Smiling Liu Fenshu under the moon has lost all her original joy and turned into a limp person like paralysis. She can't move, but her red mouth is moving slightly and her voice is very low. Occasionally, she can be heard clearly talking. :"Master doctor... the three sisters... met Shangguan Xia... were afraid that something might happen to our benefactor... the two sisters asked the younger sister to follow them... on the steep road to Deshan Temple, they were drunk by pollen... drunk. Pass out...wake up. It's this stone house...it smells so bad...it stinks...oh……"

The woodcutter Da Niu was dressed in rags, with bloody wounds on his hands and face, his hair was unkempt, and he had a strong smell of sweat. He struggled to take a few steps forward, then fell back against the stone wall, complaining:"Oh, blame me for wanting to take the shortcut...step into the herb path...suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew...pollen filled the eye sockets, I also lost the woodcutter. When I woke up, I felt like I was dreaming: How did I get locked up in this stone door?"

"pollen? Can cause coma... loss of consciousness. Shizhen frowned and said,"It's anesthetic pollen... Yangjin pollen also contains other anesthetic pollen. It's so powerful!" Being able to be so deeply anesthetized... bad things turned into good things, and I found a new discovery!"

Only Shizhen still had energy, and with quick hands and feet, she pulled out the silver needle from the bun on the top of her head, and pricked Shangguan Jian's three acupoints on the neck and brain. The knight suddenly cheered up and stood upright.

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Bian Que's famous saying: There are six types of diseases that cannot be cured: one is arrogance and irresponsible care, and one cannot be cured; one is neglecting one's body and overvaluing one's wealth, two is not curable; one cannot have adequate food and clothing, and three cannot be cured; one is the combination of yin and yang, and the accumulation of qi is unstable, and four is incurable; one is too weak to take medicine. , the fifth one cannot be cured; the sixth one cannot be cured if one believes in witchcraft but not medicine. If there is this one, it will be serious and difficult to treat.