The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

On the shore of Acacia...

Zhuge Yunxian stroked his beard and smiled and said:"Hey, good kung fu, the old lady really surprised me with her kung fu! We don't know who we will fight in the future?"

Gao Shanhan tugged at his beard and said:"Old man, fight, fight, fight, You are like an old rooster who likes to fight. What are you fighting for?! We, the old couple, have so much leisure here. We miss each other on the shore and recall our kindness. We think about the past and our love is as deep as the sea. It is rare to have such a good situation in this life. We, the old couple, don’t have many days left in the future. You and I Cherish them all."

Zhuge Yunxian smiled slightly and said:"You and I haven't seen each other for twenty years, and now it seems like we are back to our youth again. Love begins and ends, and this is how life is; who knows whether we will live or die?"

Gao Shanhan He patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile:"Don't talk about death, life, life and death. How about you just be an old playboy? I'll be an old boy, and let's live happily as living gods, and be happy." I spent my old age in Baihua Valley, walking around rivers and lakes, traveling around mountains and rivers, how interesting it is."

Zhuge Yunxian was amused and laughed loudly, saying:"The joy is endless, the joy is endless. But I want to finish my three years as an old man. Only when you have a big event can you feel at ease, and only when you have peace of mind can you be happy."

Gao Shanhan said:"Here we go again, okay, okay, what three big events?"

Zhuge Yunxian said calmly:"First, Disciple Jie Bing has great ambitions. Ximenhua is extremely smart and must have memorized everything in this treasure book. We will help them achieve great things. Second, there will be war and chaos in Luban City, which must be quelled. Third, there are hundreds of heroes and heroes , the ronin, and the beautiful girl are all missing, and the root cause has not been found. Once these three major things are completed, I can sit back and relax. I will be an old boy with you, and I will be an old playboy, visiting the famous mountains and rivers in the world."

Gao Shanhan He grabbed the old husband and said:"Okay, okay, I will listen to your order. These three things are also my important matters. My old lady is not just an idle person in Baihua Valley. She has been practicing for many years. Naturally, her practice is not in vain. , Of course I want to help my husband. But there is a condition!"

Zhuge Li asked:"What condition?"

Gao Shanhan said emphatically:"We both have to live! Success or failure doesn't matter, the most important thing is to live! Three things must be done. Bi, but you and I both have to live well! One is dead, the other is alive, the living are also the living dead!"

Zhuge smiled and said:"Of course you can't make unnecessary sacrifices, but if you die for the people of the world, you will die without regrets! What are you afraid of?!"

Gao Shanhan showed respect on his face and said with a smile:"You are different from ordinary people. You have a sense of extraordinaryness. Only your old lady understands. You don't strive for fame in the world, you don't fight with masters, you are not greedy for money, and you are not close to beauty. But he lives a dream life like a living god."

Zhuge said affectionately:"No, who is a god in the world? Superman can be regarded as a god, but I can't. Madam, I deserve the reward. As the ancients said, life is destined to happen and death is destined to happen, and this is how life is."There is love in the world, and love is God."

Gao Shanhan said:"But you... I thought too much about you, and later it turned into hatred. I hate you so much! I hate you after we have been apart for several years, alas, The good years have been wasted."

Zhuge said:"This is God's will, not entirely my fault. It was caused by a combination of circumstances, created by heaven and earth, and I have no room for maneuver."

Gao Shanhan said:"I have Luban's secret book, take it Dedicate it to the world to benefit the common people."

Zhuge said:"No, this treasure book is the original version. Once the evil people know about it, they will fight with each other and kill them secretly, wouldn't it lead to a big disaster. Others are not necessary at all, it is concluded. The Ximen Flower Girl has recited the chant with ease and kept it in her heart. Dongzi will definitely work together with her to achieve a great cause, why should she use you and me to offer treasures? One of the three conditions I mentioned is that helping in secret is much better than coming out openly.

Gao Shanhan joked:"You are indeed a cunning person, I will obey you." By the way, let me ask you: How to end the dispute between the victims? How to maintain peace in the world forever?

Zhuge said melancholy:"It's hard, it's hard! It's hard!" If there were no opposition, no contradictions and conflicts, no love and hatred, there would be no great suffering in the world."