The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Dongzi asked:"Where have we come? What the hell is this place?" Hua'er looked around, stuck out her tongue, and said:"Wow, it's so scary...like hell...oh, I just accidentally entered hell. , I would be happy to come if you accompany me." Dongzi grabbed her and jumped here and there, with several snakes and small wild animals passing by her feet like arrows. Hua'er trembled, and he said:"Don't be afraid, I'm here, you don't have to be afraid." Hua'er said:"This hell on earth, it's dark in broad daylight... How can we get back?" He said:"We went the wrong way." She Said:"The woman with the broad sword at the front keeps looking at you. She...does she know you? She seems to have a certain affection for you."……"He smiled and said:"Well, her name is Qiuchun. She has met me before, but she doesn't know who I am." She asked doubtfully:"How do you know her name?" He said:"I not only know her, but I also know that Nazhu The sword girl's name is Peony Hong. And the bearded man is called Ji Niuxing." Hua'er nudged her little mouth and said mischievously:"Hey, you and her, oh... and that Qiuchun who holds a soft sword with a broad sword on the back. Is there something hidden?" He glanced at her arrogant and weird look and said,"Hey, where are you thinking of going? That bearded lucky star is Qiu Chun's best friend... She chased me. Fortunately, that lucky star Block her back, I... a little fool, how dare I climb so high."

Ximen Hua said;"There is a famous saying: 'The best smart people are always fools in the eyes of ordinary people!'"

Hua'er asked again:"Take the bamboo The color of the sword is peony red... What does she have in common with you? There is a delicate beauty in her eyebrows and eyes, and she secretly and subconsciously stares at you... With me, you can't stick to flowers, pick flowers and climb willows!"He hesitated:"Sticking with flowers and messing with grass? Picking flowers and climbing willows? What do you mean? This is the first time I have heard such words." She picked up his arm and exclaimed in surprise:"Be careful - ah——"With a loud roar and screams, the two of them fell into a deep valley. There was a loud banging sound, and he held her waist, half on the cliff, and quickly grabbed the long vine that was pried out with his other hand, so that she did not fall. Dongzi's face and arms were punctured by thorn strips, and the wounds were bloody. She was about to wipe it with her hand, but immediately took it back and said,"These hands are so dirty."……"He said on the cliff:"Don't move! Be careful! If you fall, you will be shattered into pieces."……"He hugged her tightly, and hurriedly grabbed another thick vine, saying:"This vine is strong, come on! Come down slowly, grab it! Hold on... move like this." She moved down according to his method, Finally, the two of them arrived at the bottom of the cliff.

There was a quiet stream. She took him to wash his face. She smiled and said,"Dongzi, this is paradise for you and me. We are covered in stinky sweat, so jump in! Wash it clean and cool down, okay?" Dongzi was trembling with fear for a moment and said:"You are so beautiful, what are you afraid of smelly sweat... Besides, is it okay for men and women to take a bath together?!" She smiled, pushed him from the big rock reef into the water, and said:" Silly boy! Wash up quickly! You wash off the stinky sweat, and I will wash away the stinky sweat too! It’s good that you don’t get sick! Wash up quickly! Men and women can’t be together, just separate. No one is allowed to peek at each other! I Go to the back of the big reef and wash yourself. Wash it thoroughly!" After that, everyone went to wash their own things.

They finished washing separately, then wrung out their underwear and put them on, wrung out the water from their coats, and put them on the green rocks to dry in the sun. She said:"Oh, it's so comfortable to wash...and now...what are you afraid of?" Dongzi stared at her and said:"It turns out that in the mansion, you were dressed in pearls, gems, white jade, emerald... inlaid with gold and silver The flower skirt on the side... And now, you are with me and you are suffering."

Hua'er said:"It's ridiculous! Is this called suffering? Hey, big mistake! I, Ximen Hua, have never dreamed of living like this, wow. ——Finally, my dream has come true. This is called blessing! Boy, do you know?" He said nothing.

She burst into tears suddenly, and he hurriedly wiped her tears with clean hands and said,"It's my fault... I'm ashamed... I shouldn't have made you angry." She smiled again and said,"This is not anger, but a release of pressure. The bitterness accumulated in my heart! Thinking of the pain of being forced in the palace, I realized how sweet this is, how sweet it is." He suddenly remembered and said:"Sweet? Oh, I remembered... there are some sweet fruits not far away......I've seen it at Banya. You must be hungry, so I'll pick it." She grabbed his hand, stood up, and said,"Never be separated, I'll go too!" Holding hands, they went.