The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Er Ximen said:"There is no need to be secretive, City Lord, that slave boy is very important!" Da Ximen Chi asked:"Sir, who is he?!" Er Ximen said:"He... he looks very similar... very similar An undead!" Da Ximen asked sharply:"Who?!" Er Ximen said:"The Dongmen family... didn't burn the drowned orphan!" Da Ximen said in shock and anger:"Dongmen Jie Bing?! Why? See?" Er Ximen said,"He looks a lot like Dong Mende!" Da Ximen exclaimed,"Is he Dong Mende's son? Ah - this, this, this, this is not bad!"

Er Ximen paused, nodded, and said," Princess, let me tell you the truth! One time, the servant spilled a basin of dirty water on my new robe. In anger, I hit him on the heart with my deadly palm, fully expecting to kill him. I didn’t expect that servant Hua Zi was fine. He didn’t even vomit blood!"

Da Ximen knocked on the head as appropriate and said sternly:"It’s bad! It’s bad! Leaving this evil behind will kill our parents’ family! It’s certain. It's Dongmen Jiebing, the son of Dongmende! Moreover, with so many people looking for it, not even a ghost can be found. He must have stolen your invisible treasure!" Erximen said regretfully:"That's right, brother. My invisibility cloak has been stolen!" Da Ximen said:"My dear, this is really bad. Looking for them is like searching for a needle in the sea, wasting all your efforts. But, well, I will always find them! I have another way. Erximen asked in surprise:"What good ideas does the princess have?" Daximen said:"No comment! Your Excellency, I'm leaving!" He bowed proudly and walked away.

Er Ximen looked at Da Ximen's arrogant back and became even more anxious. He chased and shouted:"Hua'er... Hua'er... where are you? Dad misses you so much... Your parents are so anxious."……"He dived into the wild bamboo forest and was about to use the"Deadly Palm of Yin and Yang" when he made a big bang. His heart sank and he thought to himself:"Hua'er is wearing an invisibility cloak. If this fatal palm destroys her......How can that be done?" He quickly closed his palms and hid in the dark to peek.

All this has not escaped the eyes of the clever flower. Ximen Hua took Dong Zi but moved in the opposite direction. Covered by big trees and groves, the distance from Erximen gradually became farther and farther away, until it was hidden from sight.

Inside the wide and thick invisibility cloak, Dongzi said:"I'm so suffocated and uncomfortable, I want to go out!" Hua'er leaned close to him and said sternly:"Don't move! If you go out, my father will find you... Hold on!" Dongzi licked his lips, and when she pressed him against his body, he felt like his whole body was being heated by electricity. He was sweating profusely and said,"I...I'm so hot...I'm soaked all over...it stinks. You're so sweaty...I'm so sorry."

Hua'er nuzzled her lips, reluctant to leave, and looked at her with piercing eyes, saying:"Don't move! Why can't I smell a little bit of your sweat...I said it sincerely, the more I suffer, the more I suffer. The closer I feel, the more I feel a sense of security... there are many, many more... like dreams... more magical and dreamy than this invisibility cloak."

Dongzi was puzzled, stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat, and felt that she was gorgeous and warm Beauty, like a goddess, dare not infringe. Hua'er said:"We are together! It is God's will and blessing. Why are you so nervous? Just stay with me obediently, hide in the invisibility cloak, and escape this disaster!"

Dongzi felt her caressing him, I feel more ecstatic than I have ever experienced before. No one has cared about him since he was a child. As a lonely wandering boy, when he suddenly meets a"fairy", he becomes like a dreamer.

After walking for a few days, they were far away from the magical city. The two of them walked through the market town, which was very lively with people and traffic. Hua'er took the broken silver and bought Dongzi a long sword. The scabbard was also very beautifully embroidered, with a dragon carving flying on it. Dongzi said:"I said I won't buy it. As long as there is food to eat, it will be good. I bought it. We spent a lot of money on the scabbard, silver and copper. If we spend all the money, we will be hungry."

Hua'er smiled and said,"With the invisibility cloak, you don't have to worry about running out of money. You can go home and get it." Dongzi said:"Stealing your family's money?" She said with a smile:"This is not called stealing, it is called taking!" Dongzi looked forward and said:"This town is so lively, oh, it seems that the Mid-Autumn Festival is here on August 15th."