The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

A river of spring water drunkenly said:"Use wine to relieve sorrow, and the sorrow will become more sorrowful; use a sword to cut off the water, and the water will flow more... The strong man is full of red blood, and he is dizzy after losing the red girl.……"While drinking, I asked the waiter to serve wine. Jin Zhiye paid the copper coins first, helped Yijiang on the road, and advised:"You can't drink anymore." Yijiang didn't go out, but kept drinking, stumbling and saying:"I want to drink, drink... I'm talking to you Drink when the flowers are blooming...get drunk and then rest……"Lan Lan also stepped forward to persuade:"Brother Chun, if you drink too much, we will have no control." The fat man was top-heavy and staggered. Lan Lan helped him and scolded:"Drink you to death! I don't know how to drink." , and even swollen his face to make him look fat." The four of them did not take the main road. Jin Zhiye was smart and was afraid of being discovered, so he led them into the thick shady trees. When a river of spring water saw those graves, they kowtowed and shouted,"The flowers are blooming... Come out, I want to see you."……"Hugging the tombstone, weeping. Jin Zhiye said:"Brother Chun has gone crazy, what should we do?" Lan Lan said:"There is only one way.……"Jin Zhiye said:"What can you do?" Lan Lan said:"Sister Jin, you pretend to be a flower in bloom. He will be dazzled and can't see clearly. You need to wake him up first." The fat man said:"Lan Lan, don't follow her. Speaking, I hated her just now, but now I call her Sister Jin.……"Lan Lan pinched his ear and said,"You forgot what Brother Chun said!" The fat man screamed strangely and begged for mercy, making them both laugh. Jin Zhiye said:"I'm sorry, little sister, little brother, I offended you in the first place. It's all because I am a spoiled girl. In the past, I looked down on you, but in fact you thought you were noble, but you were the stupidest; and you looked mean, but you were smarter than me......You might as well give the idea that sister Lanlan thought of just now."

After saying that, the fat man apologized and said:"I'm ugly, fat, stupid and stupid, Jin...Sister Ye, do you hate me? Give me a slap in the face. , Calm down!" Jin Zhiye said with a smile:"I used to think you were ugly, but now I don't think you are ugly. You are neither stupid nor stupid. I am the stupidest and stupidest one...I can't even think of Lanlan's solution." After that, they whispered to each other for a while and crept around the spring water of the river. He buried flowers on a grave and eulogized poems. His words were plausible, but he was crazy. Lan Lan stepped forward and beat her up and said:"Brother Chun, the flowers are blooming and they are not dead. She is not here anymore." Yijiang was in a trance, seeing the golden branches and leaves as blooming flowers, so he stepped forward and grabbed them. She was fixed like iron, so tight that Jin Zhiye wanted to roar, but Yijiang yelled crazily:"Hongmei... you're not dead! Are you bluffing me?" Jin Zhiye said:"I'm not dead, I'm just testing you. , don't be crazy, wake up quickly." Yijiang Chunliu babbled, and continued to express his emotions. Lan Lan and Pang Pang beat him on the back and spit out the excess wine, exuding a nauseating smell of wine. Yijiang fell into a deep sleep, and there was another series of nightmares, and another intermittent dream called for a flower to bloom, and the golden branches and leaves were moved to tears. The fat man pretended to follow Yi Jiang's example, fell asleep, and shouted,"Lan Lan... we can't be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we have to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day."……"When he opened his eyes, he saw no one around him. Lan Lan had disappeared. He hurriedly got up to chase after him, but his foot slipped and he fell on his back. Lan Lan jumped out and laughed with Jin Zhiye until her stomach hurt.

The laughter woke up Chun Shui Shui. He raised his sword and ran towards Shuangfeng Villa like crazy. He walked as fast as flying, leaving them far behind, and shouted:"Go back! Don't follow me! Wait until I kill Master Wu Bei, and I will come back to you!" Jin Zhiye, Lanlan, and Pangpang couldn't catch up. , even his shadow disappeared. He didn't even want to go to Shuangfeng Villa to die, so he went back with Jin Zhiye.

***********

As the spring water ran, it murmured that the flowers were blooming. All these were seen by Zhihua Kaihong, but she just didn't dare to come forward and avoided them. Seeing that Jin Zhiye and the others were far away, he sneaked into the grass and stared at the spring water in the river, because his worries still got the upper hand. When she saw him raising his sword to fight for his life at Shuangfeng Villa, she wavered in her thoughts of avoiding him. Seeing that we were about to reach the gate of hell in front of Shuangfeng Village, the flowers were blooming and I was unbearably thirsty. Suddenly I saw a large clear spring in front of me, so I held the water in both hands and drank a lot. She had to step forward to stop the flow of spring, and regretted that she pretended to be dead and made the matter too big. He was following the spring water of a river and was about to call his name. There was a"swish" sound in front of him and laughter came from the scene:"Haha...a flower is blooming, where are you going?" A flower is blooming and is meant to go. At Wanhua Villa, they didn't know that they would encounter Yijiang who was dying and going crazy on the road, and they didn't expect Master Wu Bei to suddenly appear and curse:"The most powerful devil in the world! Look who's coming behind you!" Master Wu Bei looked back and saw that it was A river of spring water sneered:"I have searched all over the world to no avail, and it takes no effort to get it! They are all good wine and food delivered to my door, and they are also God-given opportunities." At this moment, the flowers bloomed red and stabbed with a sword. Wu Bei Shao suddenly slipped, his shoulder was stabbed and bleeding, and he said angrily:"You woman, you can sneak attack on me! I can capture you without any effort." After saying this, he jumped up and wanted to rob me. The flowers bloom red.