The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Feng Leizi somersaulted in front of the little goose, and said with a hearty smile:"Sister Goose, I'm rude, but you are really kind and sincere. I'm worried that you are hungry or thirsty, so I have prepared food for you. Here, pick it up quickly.." Xiao Goose smiled brightly, then accepted it shyly, and said,"Thank you, Brother Lei." Feng Leizi laughed heartily, endlessly happy, and pushed the Feng Lei stick down to the ground, saying,"Come, let's sit together." The two of them sat on sticks.

Feng Leizi said:"I met you on the rivers and lakes, and I encountered luck...I felt confused at first...Since I met Sister Goose, it seems that the sky is much higher, the land is much larger, and even Taihu Lake is much clearer." Xiao Goose laughed and said:"Huh! I thought you were a fool and a mute. You can still speak and your words are quite pleasant to the ear." Feng Leizi said:"It's so lively. Although it is hard to travel in the rivers and lakes, after going through the wind and rain, I have seen The world. Sit like a palm, stand like a pine, walk like the wind, be energetic." Xiao Goose said:"Wandering in the rivers and lakes, how can you come and go in vain? It's empty, it's useless." Feng Leizi said:"I'm here....I'm not talking about coming in a hurry, going in a hurry...but also...……"She said:"What else do you want?" He said:"Of course... of course it's a fight." She smiled and said:"Haha, it's stretched upwards. I'm a Sanquan son, go all the way and do chivalry and justice." Good deeds are worth fighting for! Even if you die, your life will not be in vain... There are so many people in the world who will remember his benefits, pay homage to him, and burn incense." Feng Leizi said:"Yes......So, I am not very interested in electing a martial arts master. I am not a martial arts master, but I will still draw my sword to help when encountering injustice... Hey... Xiao'e sister, you don't know me, and you don't understand my brother Lei! There are many people in the world called"Brother Lei". I am Feng Lei. I have been a go-getter since I was a child.……"He counted on his fingers:"Once...twice...seven times...eight times...hey...nine times, ten times...thirteen times...well...I am only twenty-one years old this year, and I have already been beaten." Thirteen times is unfair; when you reach the age of forty-two, your age will be doubled, and your bravery will be tripled, so there are three times thirteen...that’s thirty-three times!" She said sternly:"Fool—— Idiot... how can it be thirty-three times if there are so many three of thirteen!" He stuttered:"Um, oh, it's thirty-six times.……"She said sternly:"It's thirty-nine times! Look at how you can become bloated just by eating blindly."

Feng Leizi said:"Oh, oh, by the way, I am stupid and confused... It is thirty-nine times, but, I I have to do it more than forty times! Look, once I caught a hacker who was robbing someone... I even got stabbed here and almost died." He took off his clothes, revealing the old scar on his stomach. She blushed, trembled all over, and said,"Don't look! Don't look, it's so embarrassing! Put it down quickly." He put down his clothes and said,"Hey, every time I'm in danger, I put a mark on this stick... , two, three、……Seven, eight, ah, hey! I died eight times!" She said:"What, you died eight times? He said:"Yes, I didn't die eight times! Among them, five times I was beaten." There are three more times……"She asked:"Did you almost die three other times?" He said:"Yes, once when I was swimming in Taihu Lake, I was only seven years old at the time. I fell and was rescued by an old boatman. The second time was when I was walking on a mountain road in the middle of the night and almost died. After falling from the cliff of Huashan Mountain, I fell into a deep valley. I had no choice but to feed Khao Hu! Another time, I was almost burned to death in a fire at home...poor my dad...he, he, he……"She said:"How is your father?" He said:"He was burned to death... My father... you left me alone, and I was alone in the world.……"She said:"Where is your mother?" He said:"My mother died of illness a long time ago... I lost my mother when I was young, and my father when I was young... Oh, it's tragic." She said:"Don't feel bad. Just don't tell me. Speaking of which, my experience is the same as Brother Lei. I lost my parents, and I am also a person without a father and a mother."

Feng Leizi stood up and said,"Sister, let's be companions forever, shall we?" Goose said:"I...I don't know anything...am I worthy?" Feng Lei suddenly felt much more relaxed and said:"Sister Goose, I'm stupider than you, I don't know anything... How many times have I learned the Feng Lei Stick?" A brush is not a secret trick... I always thought that I was not worthy of you... and you said that you were not worthy of me... Hey... we are the hammers on the temple gate... a pair! Just perfect companions.." She said:"No! No no!" He knelt down and said:"Sister Goose, I beg you... be a companion." She smiled and said:"Get up quickly, be a companion. You just want to be a companion...and you kneel down to beg me?" He said:"Not only kneel down...if you don't agree, I won't get up again." She pulled him up and said,"Okay, I agree."