The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

With a swish sound, a sword scabbard flew into the air. The scabbard blocked Feng Leizi aside. This upright man was none other than Feng Liuzi. He asked,"Is it worth it for two heroes to beat up a boy?" Feng Xuezi said,"This thief! He stole our kung fu..."...Hey, brother Fengliu, his skills, every move... are all the tricks taught by our master. The master has said before: 'Top secrets cannot be passed on, and secrets cannot be leaked.’"Feng Leizi yelled in a rough voice:"Don't let him die! I'll beat him to a cripple! I'll destroy this brat's martial arts and it will be over." Feng Leizi asked doubtfully:"Boy! How long have you been at Piaomiao Peak?" Yu'er was still there He knelt down and said,"I don't know...how many months has it been?" The romantic man was shocked:"Hey, it's been a few months! It's amazing that our three brothers didn't even notice a thief...it's surprising!" Yu'er said:"It's not surprising...the three elder brothers...I...I didn't just steal the skills of the elder brothers!" Feng Leizi pointed at Yu'er and said angrily:"And you lied to your face!" Feng Xuezi Li said Said:"You stinky brat! You didn't steal the martial arts of Feng, Lei and Xue. Where did you get the martial arts from?" Yu'er took out the"Secret Book of Martial Arts" and said,"Look, three brothers, this is a secret book of martial arts." , my master’s name is Gu Songzi……"The three of them were shocked:"Ah——"Feng Liuzi said:"Gu Songzi is also the master of the three of us... How could he accept a thief like you as his disciple!" He took the"Martial Arts Secret Manual" and turned it over several times, passing it on one by one, reading it over and over again. Feng Xuezi said:"Master, can you give this martial arts manual to this shit-ass kid?" Feng Leizi said,"I'm afraid he stole it! He's like a thief! A thief with a brain! Even if he doesn't steal, he's a thief!" Yu'er said,"Three eldest brothers , I am not a thief... I looked for my mother... I searched both sides of Taihu Lake but couldn't find it... Later I became hungry and went up the mountain to pick wild fruits to eat... I saw the three elder brothers practicing kung fu just like in the book , I compared it... I practiced according to this book... I didn't steal any kung fu."

Feng Xuezi said sharply:"This martial arts book! Did you steal it or did Master Gusong give it to you? ?" Yu'er said intermittently:"Master Gu used to be in the school, and the younger one was his student... I was often beaten severely by the playboys, and the teacher thought I was pitiful... so... when he left, he left this book with me. I...he still……"Feng Liuzi asked sternly:"What else does he want?" Yu'er was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, but she knew in her heart:"I'm not allowed to talk about the tricks that master taught me, and I can't disobey the master's orders." He changed his words and said:"Master, he...he Let me not pass this book on to others... Oh, oh... Since the three eldest brothers are also disciples of Master Gu... we are brothers... Ha, brothers... there is no harm in letting you take a look." Feng

Lei Zi said:"We three brothers are not ordinary people. How could Master give such a martial art book that has never been made public to this fool? Master, I'm afraid he is an old fool." Romance said:"Don't disrespect Master.! Oh, little brother, since we are all disciples of Teacher Gu... we are all brothers, ha - misunderstanding, misunderstanding. Stop being vindictive! Get to know each other, by the way, let me introduce you, he is Feng Leizi, he is Feng Xuezi... My name is Feng Liuzi... What's your last name, little brother?"

The four of them fist-punched Nobi affectionately, and Yu'er couldn't help but said,"Three big brothers who are like wind, thunder and snow... my name is Yu'er……"The three of them said together:"Yu'er, haha ​​- it's a good name and easy to remember." The romantic man said:"This book……"Yu'er said:"Since we are all senior brothers, I would like to lend you this book for your use, as long as I don't let Master know about it." Feng Liuzi's eyes flashed, and he was overjoyed. He hid the book in his clothes and said:" Okay, we have another brother. From now on, we must take care of each other more." Feng Xuezi said:"Yu'er, you are thin and small, and your face is sallow. I'm afraid you are hungry." Yu'er said :"I'm not hungry... I'm not hungry... The wild fruits on this mountain are quite delicious." The romantic man said:"Eat wild fruits? How many months have you eaten... Well, since we are brothers, come and take it. This is the point. A small amount of money." Yu'er refused to accept it, and Feng Liuzi put it into his pocket and said,"You're welcome, since we are brothers, how about we go have a drink?" Then he went to the open-air wine stall on the shore.

While eating wine and meat, Yu'er asked:"Where is the master? Have you seen my brothers? I want the master to die." Feng Leizi said harshly:"You brat, you want the master to die!" Yu'er hurriedly explained:" No, no, no... I mean... I want Master to die... I miss Master so much." Feng Leizi said sternly:"I said I couldn't speak, but you are a hundred times stupider than me. Times! I just want to miss Master! Why do you miss Master so much...you stupid brother! You are so stupid. Fools are so powerful! You can be regarded as the biggest fool among fools!" Feng Xuezi said:"Little brother secretly learns martial arts. But the elf is not stupid at all, why is that?" The romantic man pressed his hands and said:"Hey, hey, hey, hey, we are all brothers, please speak politely, okay! Let's go through the world, let's talk about it Righteousness is the word, please stop blaming each other!" Feng Xuezi and Feng Leizi nodded in agreement.

Yu'er timidly said:"Master, he……"Feng Liuzi said:"Master is a great teacher in the Jianghu. He comes and goes without a trace, neither gods nor ghosts know." Feng Xuezi said:"Master, he may have entered the Taixu Realm to travel." Feng Leizi Li Said:"Confused little brother! Master Gu has immortal wind and divine bones, unparalleled martial arts skills, and profound knowledge. How can he be compared with us, fooling around all day long. If you are stupid, master will definitely not want to see you! Otherwise, he would have shown up long ago!" Yu'er said. She said in embarrassment:"I am stupid...confused...not as good as the three brothers." Feng Xuezi said:"Yu'er, you can't find your mother, why don't you go find your father?" Yu'er said:"I......Little brother, I...have no father."

This made everyone burst into laughter, so much so that they forgot to eat wine and meat. Feng Leizi laughed and said:"You are stupid! You are indeed stupid! You are stupid, but you are indeed stupid! How did you come to be born if you have a mother but not an father!" There was another burst of laughter. Feng Xuezi said:"What a big joke! No, no! You have a mother but don't fix me? Maybe it will rain on you, that is... it won't sound good if you say it, forget it, haha." Feng Liuzi pinched it. He held up the precious book in his chest and said,"Brothers, please don't make fun of Yu'er! He is a bit silly and his words are wrong, but we don't have to embarrass our little brother. After all, his journey in the world is not as good as ours. There are so many bridges."

Yu'er couldn't cry even if she wanted to, feeling like a cat scratching her heart. Feng Liuzi said:"Yu'er, aren't you happy to have wine with your fellow disciples?" Yu'er said intermittently:"No... no no! I'm happy, of course I'm happy. However, I think... I can't find my mother......I...I cried countless times……"Feng Leizi said:"You little fool! Look, you are sixteen or seventeen years old. It's embarrassing for such a young martial artist to cry!" Feng Xuezi said:"Little brother's business is also our business, do you want to help you? Are you looking for your mother?" Feng Liuzi also said,"We brothers can help you find it. What's your mother's name?" Yu'er just waved her hand and said,"No... no need... my mother's name is Shui Lian. We were separated in Yuezhou...I'm going to Yuezhou to find my mother! The three eldest brothers have said goodbye, see you later!"

After that, Yu'er hurriedly said goodbye with fists in his hands. When the three of them got up, the rain had disappeared.