The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Little Night Mantis is not young, and quite young, in her early twenties, with a round face, big cheeks, and the shape of a spatula. She is dressed in a blue coat with a thick cotton belt around her waist. He sighed strangely:"Hey, oh, oh, oh, oh, Bai Suzhen is a big white snake. In order to save the dead man Xu Hanwen, she stole Ganoderma lucidum grass. Even the immortal soldiers and generals were no match for her. , her subordinates must also be experts.……"The dominatrix yelled:"Let your mother pay false tribute! You little bastard! You are twenty-one years old, and you still spray the smell of milk? Nothing makes sense, stop talking!!"

Qiu Zhongjiu saw that their mother and son had turned against each other, and he Tiao said:"Hey, suppress your anger... Mother and son love each other deeply, there is no need to fight. You are flesh and blood, why should you be at war with each other? Sister Dayan, what your son said is not unreasonable. Bai Suzhen was taught by the former ancestor. The sea pressed under the Leifeng Pagoda. She was practicing and almost pushed the tower down. Since the death of Master Fahai, there has been a legend that the green snake spirit committed suicide by touching the tower and rescued Bai Suzhen's true body... Actually, Bai Suzhen in the tower today is just a false shell of her true body. Who has the magic code? What secret skills can stop the evil white python?"

Night Mantis said slowly:"Mom, I'm worried about you, I'm afraid You don't know the depths of the White Snake, and you fell into their trap... Mother, Uncle Archmage, I, Little Night Mantis, have an idea, but I wonder if the older generation will listen to it?" When the mother-yaksha heard that her son was worried about her, she said, It was quite comforting and I no longer blamed him. The ninth Taoist priest in Qiu Zhong nodded frequently, stroking his mustache and said with a smile:"Listen, listen, your mother loves you the most, and you are afraid that something will happen to your mother. The love between mother and child is deep. Our nickname is 'Xiang Coiled Snake'’！‘"Snake swallows the elephant" is just bragging, while"the snake swallows the elephant" is the true meaning. This Taoist master inherited the Taoist teachings of the late Taoist master, and also created new profound Taoism. Could it be that Night Mantis's idea...is better than mine?

The mother Yaksha's eyebrows flashed and she said,"Speak quickly!" Stop trembling! Ghost son, what do you have in mind? Come on, your Taoist uncle is waiting to hear it."

Night Mantis licked his lips, rolled his eyes, shrank his head and said:"Uncle Taoist, mother, the person who captured the red-faced girl alive was the Eagle Eagle King... I... My idea was originally to let you Joining forces with the eagle tyrant with unparalleled martial arts...but...well...I regret it again...why do you have to be like the bully eagle devil?"

"Snapped!"With a crisp sound, the mother-in-law stretched out her hands and slapped her son so loudly that he vomited blood. Taoist priest Qiu stood up and blocked him with both hands:"Stop, stop! There is too much fire between mother and son! Madam Ye, what my nephew said just now... although it is presumptuous, but he is so young, why should we fight against each other?"

The mother made a split with her hands and hit her again. Qiu Zhongjiu pretended to stop her, but she really wanted to beat her until her skin and flesh were bruised. The night mantis was beaten from left to right, but she was determined not to cry out in pain. She stared at his mother and twitched the bridge of her nose. Seeing that Qiu Zhongjiu was in the middle and unable to hit him, the female yaksha placed her hands on her hips and cursed fiercely:"You little bastard! Are you tired of living? The ancestors of our family - your grandparents, were all scared to death by transvestites. The people in our family are sworn in with the evil spirit. Our hatred is higher than the sky and bigger than the earth. We can only get rid of the evil spirit whenever we see it. How can we be like you, a little turtle son! Return pity cowardly!"

Taoist Master Qiu stretched out his robe and said sanctimoniously:"You mother and son, please calm down! Okay, Madam Ye, your son looks stupid, but he has a good heart. He didn't come up with an idea, but he already had an idea. Yes, the eagle king has the unique skill of eagle claws. The eagle is the enemy of the snake, and the snake is most afraid of no one but the eagle! From my perspective, there will be a shocking and vicious fight that will kill the whole world. The fun is yet to come, just wait and see!"