The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

After half a month, Zhang Guolao rode his donkey backwards and rode forward. To go to Yuhuang Mountain, the road in front of Cangfu is the only way. As soon as we arrived downstairs at the original Cang Mansion, the donkey roared louder and louder. It was strange and I didn't know why.

The rich man was upstairs again, and he heard the donkey's braying, which was so deafening that he suddenly felt like a cat scratching his heart. He stretched his head and looked out the window. He was startled, his heart was raging, and his face was livid with anger. He pointed his finger at Guo Lao and said sternly:"Huh! Damn it! It's you old devil again! Last time, I drove you away and you were scolded. You didn't give up and wanted to take revenge on me? You actually summoned monsters? The donkey is here to roar to death!"

Guo Lao slapped the donkey. In the past, a little pat made the donkey very sensible. But today, it didn't listen. The roar was sharp, loud and harsh. Guo Lao said:"Hey, I want to talk. Why don't you stop braying for now?" The donkey stopped braying.

Guo Lao stroked his beard and looked up at the head sticking out of the window, and said solemnly:"Cangli Jing! Look at you, wearing a beautiful crown and brocade robe, but your face is covered with black curves, and there is treachery in your eyes! The iron-green face is revealing. It's sinister! I can tell by looking at you that your heart is not right."

Cang Lijing got angry when he heard this, laughed wildly and said,"Hehehehe, it's so funny. It's so irritating and so funny! You old devil, Extreme poverty leads to anger. I picked up a rotten pineapple again to beg for money, and I will recite it as a sutra. What is the basis for you to accuse me of evil intentions and sinister hiding of traitors?! If you can't say it, you are slandering others, and you deserve to be beaten."Here!"

Guo Lao said:"I don't offend anyone unless I offend you! I was passing by downstairs. Why did I ever want to take revenge on you for coming! The donkey brays, and why did I want to roar to death for you, surnamed Cang? You can't give me a reason. , you are the one who slanders people and my good donkey, you deserve to be beaten again and again!"

Cang Lijing laughed and mocked Guo Lao, and said:"Hahaha, you immortal thing, you are so funny. My master I accuse you, but you blame me instead. Look at you, you are such a poor thing. You are really a pauper! The donkey has no fodder and is so hungry that it roars so loudly that it makes the owner's heart beat. You don't blame me. Donkey and yourself, come to scold my dignified Shang King, don't you just want to be beaten with a stick again!"

Guo Lao was sanctimonious, calm and relaxed, he breathed freely, raised his head and said:"Haha, the old lady is poor and has no ambition. Poor, but some people are very rich, but their hearts are empty and their souls are rotten! Even though I am old, I am better than this kind of people!" Cangzhu suddenly felt a headache and his world was spinning. He covered his head with both hands and shouted:"Wow! It hurts to death. My lord! It hurts so much, it’s all because of that ghost donkey’s roar! I won’t give up until I beat your monster donkey to death!" After saying that, he turned around and shouted:"Come here! Wu Jia Ding! Go and kill the donkey!" Catch it! Beat it to death! Beat it to death! Cut it into eighteen pieces! Throw it into the oil pan and fry it into donkey meatballs!"

Hearing the master's cry, ten servants came running from the back garden. There are a lot of people today. Last time there were five in one group, and today there is a group of big men. Among them, there is a guy with the most ferocious appearance, a tiger's back and waist, and he is obviously very powerful. They all call him the Tiger Leader.

The leader of the tiger quickly went upstairs and suddenly saw the old man falling to the ground with a headache, still cursing the donkey. Before he could help him, several maids came up to serve him. Master Cang struggled and ordered:"Hurry! Beat the donkey to death... and explode it into meatballs! Go quickly!" The tiger leader cupped his hands and fists, bowed and saluted, and said:"Obey the order!" Then he turned around and flew downstairs. The leader conveyed the eldest master's instructions and ordered the arrangements. Everyone took their weapons and rushed out of the back door to hunt down the donkey.