The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Guo Lao asked:"You two husband and wife should love each other and live in harmony. Why are you hostile? Are you fighting so fiercely?" Seeing that this old man was extraordinary, Huang became brave and courageous, and said bluntly:"It's all caused by his wife's tongue. I said he is an aggressive rooster. He fights with others and loses his heart. He has no love for others. He gets so angry that he beats people." Her husband said fiercely. Said:"The husband is the guideline for his wife! How dare a woman ride on a man's head and seek death!"

Zhang Guo laughed after hearing this, and then said solemnly:"The husband is the guideline for his wife? What you did is wrong, and you are also for the master. What?! If this is the case, the family car will be pulled into a pit of fire and down a cliff! At that time, the ones who will be shattered to pieces will be your whole family, and your children will also be harmed by you who hold the shaft of the car!" Then! , habitually holding the fishing drum in one hand and the bamboo board in the other, while playing, chanting and singing:

Family and everything will be prosperous, don't beat your wife.

If you work with each other in everything, you will be blessed as if there is a god.

The speech attack is already short, and the opening of the mouth is to praise people's soul.

If you want to ring the bell in person, you must be clear about the differences.

Don't be afraid of saying it, just be afraid of hearing it.

Words of caution can cure illnesses, but boasting can mislead people.

Fighting in a den, hatred harms one's own body.

How can you be a big rooster, biting it until blood boils in it?

Don't take it lightly, being aggressive will destroy your good soul.

Let people forgive themselves and blame themselves for being superior.

After hearing this, Mrs. Huang felt ashamed and said:"Well done. I am also ashamed of my husband. Stop blaming myself. I scolded my husband a little too much, which is why I got this beating." Her husband was extremely stubborn and still angry. He said sternly:"I am the head of the family, how can I let a woman teach me a lesson! I have fallen down, and the world is upside down! If I don't beat you cruelly, you won't remember it!"

Guo Lao Fang knew that this man was unusually stubborn, He said:"My wife is a wife, not a domestic slave! How can I be proud of beating him severely! In the slave age, there were serfs, worker slaves, child slaves, book slaves, water slaves, firewood slaves, and teaching slaves; There are money slaves, there are merchant slaves, there are sex slaves, there are official slaves. That era has long passed... Never create a domestic slave in your ordinary family. There are more than ten kinds of slaves, and they are suffering deeply and cannot extricate themselves. Today in the Tang Dynasty Be civilized. I want to enlighten you and your wife. As a man, you should not be narrow-minded. Listen to others' advice and you will gain half of it, but you are so stubborn. If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will definitely suffer from hunger and cold."

Guang Ningyun is not willing. Listening, the more I listened, the more it hurt my ears and hurt my heart. I was so angry that I couldn't listen to the advice. Instead, I became more crazy and yelled:"Huh! You crooked bitch, summon an old man to lecture me, I will make you lose all face! You must!" I'm going to skin you!" As he said this, he held a three-foot-long thick stick on the bedside, raised it, and jumped on his wife to beat her. Just look at Huang's brain and open it up.

In an instant, Huang's life would be at risk. It's too late, but it's soon. Old Zhang Guo struck the bamboo board of the fishing drum with his hand and made a slight stroke. The three-foot-long stick disappeared and hit the top beam, breaking into two pieces. When it fell to the ground, it rotted into two small piles of wood. Seeing how powerful it was, Guang Ningyun jumped in shock and was stunned.

It was already dawn, Zhang Guolao was angry, took the scarf box and went out. Huang was afraid that she would be beaten again if there was no one to protect her, so she hurriedly chased her. Half a mile after him, he caught up with Guo Lao, and he knelt down and said,"Old Master, please help me, please." Before Guo Lao unfolded the donkey in the scarf box, he stopped walking and said,"It's difficult, it's difficult.! That man of yours is tougher than a rock and stubborn. How can you save him!?" He called her to get up, but she didn't get up. Huang's face was filled with tears and she sobbed:"He beat her violently. Not only did he beat me, but he also beat my children. I beg the old god to save my children." Zhang Guolao stroked his beard and meditated, saying:"Looking at how pitiful you are, I can't bear to not save you. Don't call me a god. , it is very inappropriate to spread the word." She said:"I will obey your orders and save the foolish woman and her children."

Zhang Guolao took out three small bamboo pieces from his sleeves, none of them were two inches long or wide. He handed her an inch and said,"This small piece of bamboo can be used as a talisman. If you put it on your body, you can protect yourself and he won't be able to hit you!" Huang took it in his hand and looked at it carefully. He saw that the green mottled bamboo was thick and thick. In the center of each small bamboo tablet are talismans. She wiped away her tears, felt happy in her heart, and said,"It's perfect! Mom and son, one for each, thank you so much, sir." After saying that, she kept kowtowing to show her thanks. When he looked up, the old man was gone.

It is said that when Mrs. Huang returned home, her son and daughter were feeding pigs. When they saw their mother coming home, they were happy to welcome her. While they were chatting and laughing, Guang Ningyun, the head of the family, drew a long stick and came to beat his wife. He hit Huang hard on the shoulder, but did not hit Huang. The long stick flew in the opposite direction and hit him hard on the shoulder. He screamed in pain,"Ah-oh, it hurts me to death!""

The children came up and hugged their father. They were only ten years old, but they were extremely sensible and shouted:"Dad, why did you hit each other?! Are you injured?" Mr. Huang knew in his heart that the Xiaozhu brand in his underwear was really real. Miraculous, indeed a protective treasure. He said:"My children are still loving you! You are the one who wants to fight and you are asking for trouble! It's enough to shoot yourself in the foot!" Guang Ningyun was even more angry. He was angry that it was the old man with the white beard who did it. What kind of magic, otherwise, he would never hit his wife, but hit himself instead, but he didn't know that there was an amulet on his wife.

From then on, Mrs. Huang was afraid that her husband or children would be vindictive, and she expected to be unjustly beaten. So he secretly put the protective bamboo plaques in his son's and daughter's underwear, each carrying one in his pocket. Guang Ningyun suffered a loss when he hit his son or daughter. Since each son was beaten in turn, he did not dare to beat his relatives at home.