The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

The ugly fat man and the orchid grasshopper are together. While picking fruits, the ugly fat man fell down from the tree and shouted:"Oh, luckily the tree is not tall! If it were taller, it would have cost you your life." The blue grasshopper said:"Who told you to be so fat! You are as fat as your head. Pig." Pangpang said with a bitter face:"I wish I were a pig, I would kill you and eat the meat." Lan Lan smiled and said:"I won't eat you!" Pangpang said:"Then... Then I wish I were just a grasshopper, bouncing and bouncing with you... and I won’t fall lightly or badly." The blue grasshopper wrapped the fruit in his coat and said,"Quickly go! Go back. Look for them." The fat man said:"I can't walk anymore." Lan Lan said:"A snake is coming - a snake!" The ugly fat man shouted"Ah!" and limped along, somersaulting and slipping. He fell down, got up and slipped again. Lan Lan tried to pull him, but she slipped. He said,"I didn't do it on purpose! I didn't do it on purpose." Lan Lan pretended to stare at him coldly and said,"I think you did it on purpose... Ouch... you pulled me My leg is broken...carry me……"The ugly fat man said:"Ah - I'm lame, how can I carry it?" Lan Lan said:"The snake is coming! The snake is coming!" The ugly fat man carried Lan Lan on his back, but he couldn't walk three steps and fell down again. I was so scared that I couldn't even hide. Lan Lan said:"Oh, it hurts so much when you throw me...it hurts so much"……"They got up, picked up the bag of fruits and left. Fatty said:"It's been ten years from six to sixteen... If I didn't have you... I would really have no life." Lan Lan smiled and said,"I'm dead!" Ugly Fatty said:" I'll die too!" Lan Lan said:"Coaxing! It's fake! When the time comes, you will definitely change your mind. Men are all the same. When they miss others, they can't tear their hearts out. When they hate others, they like the new and dislike the old, and look for someone else. New love!" The ugly fat man pulled out his dagger and said:"Sister Lan Lan, ugly fat man swears to you: If I change my heart, I have to use this sword to take out my heart and see... whether it is black or red!" Lan Lan Hong smiled, picked up the fruit and ran forward. The ugly fat man was so happy that he chased after him.

A river flows with spring water and a flower blooms. We go hunting for rabbits and fish, and return with a full load. After collecting firewood and lighting a fire, everyone ate peaches, grilled fish and roasted rabbit. The ugly fat man said:"Lan Lan, if I live like this all my life, as long as I have you... I also fell asleep and woke up laughing." This made Yijiang and Hua Kaihong burst into laughter. Yijiang said:"I'm so happy, Hongmei. It seems that I have left a noble family and walked into the free world. It is really eye-opening." Hua Kaihong said:"The ugly fat man said kind words just now. In fact, we We all have this heart...Today, the sky is clear, the wind is blowing on the grass, the mountains are green and the water is beautiful, we are living in a poetic life...happily." Lan Lan smiled and said:"Sister Hong, let's build a shed here. , live a good life. It is enough to open up wasteland to grow food, and you will have no worries." Hua Kaihong said:"You have lost your parents, Pangpang still has your parents... This is impossible." Yijiang said sternly:"We still have We want to go to Wanhua Villa!" The ugly fat man said:"That's a brothel... They are all bitches who sell themselves! What are you going to do?" Yijiang said:"You can't say that, prostitutes... are also forced out... it's life What's more, a prostitute does not sell herself, so she is very chaste! Where we go, we have important responsibilities." Lan Lan said:"Sister Hong, what's the big deal about going there?" Hua Kaihong said:"I'm going there, it's In order to prevent Empress She Qianjin from being brutally killed... and also for the sake of those dancers, attendants, maids... mother-in-law... they were all good people, how could they die innocently!" Yijiang said:"Young Master Wu Bei became the second leader, it's unacceptable. In the next life, he will go on a killing spree. Moreover, the golden dragon head is guarding the mansion, and the power is at hand. Without the cup, he will kill people like crazy! We should go there quickly to stop a bloody massacre." The flowers are blooming and the roasted ones are red. He gave the fish to Lan Lan and said,"Hurry, catch it, it's a treat for you." Each of her shared a piece of grilled fish and ate it first, while Yijiang gave each of them a large piece of rabbit meat. After eating, Yijiang said:"Let's go! Go to Wanhua Villa quickly." The four of them ran forward together.