The Shocking and Extraordinary Romance of the Great Sage

Ma Dou came outside the inn and saw that there were many servant girls on the second floor and not many people staying there. It was very quiet and elegant. Then they straightened their backs, raised their heads, stepped forward, and walked in in large groups. As soon as he entered the courtyard, there were girls giggling non-stop, making many passers-by at the doors and windows look out curiously. Then he saw that the person coming was a warrior, and he seemed to have a tail. When I took a closer look, I saw that the back armor of this reckless man was raised up and down as he walked, as if his tail was raised.

Make walked and tilted all the way, making many people laugh. But he didn't care, thinking that he was so handsome that everyone admired him. I came to the counter, asked the price, and took out the money, but couldn't get it out. He said to the old shopkeeper:"Oh, I forgot to bring my silver bag, I only put a few scattered copper coins in it. Let's do it, old shopkeeper, I will make up for it tomorrow, and there will be no mistakes."

The shopkeeper was quite old and had gray hair. With a thin face, he said in a gentle and gentle manner:"Hey, the inn never takes credit. Besides, we have never met each other, so how can we owe you anything?" After hearing this, Ma Dou said proudly:"Haha! The first time is familiar, the second time is familiar! I have plenty of money, buy it Why don't you stay at this inn? How can I take it for granted that you pay so little to stay there? So what if I pay you back twice as much tomorrow?" The old shopkeeper heard that he was a Westerner with great style, so he let him stay for the night and ordered the girl to lead him. Arrange a Jinzhai to stay. This Mock's mood was so agitated that he really couldn't sleep. I'm worried that I won't be able to pay the copper coins tomorrow, so what can I do? Then he had many thoughts in his mind, so he went out of the house with his sword scabbard and shield in hand. Suddenly I saw a donkey jumping its hooves in anger. Seeing him coming, it raised its head and roared, jumping forward and kicking, as if it was angry. Ma Dou thought it was provoking, and said angrily:"How dare you, how dare you be rude and aggressive, let's fight! Let's see who is stronger!" The gray-white donkey tried to break free from the reins, but was unable to get out, and raised its head and flapped. Make held the shield in his left hand to stop his mouth from biting, but the hoof came up. The hooves slap together, and the man and the shield are connected, and the hooves are spread far away, fearing that they are thirty feet away. Make stood up, took advantage of the bright moonlight, found the scabbard of his sword, and said angrily:"Hmph! You beast! Show off your martial arts skills! What's your trick!? I am a great swordsman, invincible in the world, there is no need to use it on a monster like you. To perform the 'unparalleled magic', all it takes is four ounces of a thousand pounds and a few tricks to defeat you."

After that, he drew out his long sword, jumped up and down, and tried to fight the donkey. This gray-white donkey looks like a pony, but it is not a horse. It is quite stubborn by nature. It roars and jumps very high. Both hooves scraped dirt, fluttering into the face of the hemp swordsman. His eyes were covered with dirt, he just rubbed his eyes and cursed:"You stinking beast! How dare you tease me! Look at my magic skills, how can I teach you how to deal with them?" Bastard!" As he said this, he stepped forward to block the sword thrust with his shield, but accidentally stepped on a stone, fell into a somersault, and lost both his sword and shield. My eyes were covered with dust and dust, and I couldn't open them. I went to look for the equipment, and I struggled again and fell heavily. I was already very exhausted.

Don't you know that Zhang Guo couldn't help but smile when he saw it from the side? There were many onlookers and girls around, both near and far, making them all very amused. Guo Lao holds a fish drum in his hand, playing and rapping at the same time…………