Li Xiaowai cursed in his heart, Damn, didn't you lose all your face eight lifetimes ago? By the way, there's also mine!
He spread his hands:"No."
Wang Bingcai was in no mood anymore. He was like an ant on a hot pot. He started walking around anxiously. He stood up and jumped into the ditch for forty times. Chen Luo Sitting there fucking eating ice cream!
When this kind of thing spread to other people's ears, he really didn't know how he would raise his head in the future!
"It's over, it's over, what should we do now? Is there any way we can take revenge on Chen Luo? Let him make a fool of himself?"Wang Bingcai complained, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he asked Li Xiaowai.
Revenge against Chen Luo?
Li Xiaowai and Gao Daxiong gasped when they heard this.
"Brother Cai, I think it’s better to forget it. Look at that Kang Shuai. He used to be very fond of him, but now when he sees Chen Luo, he is as enthusiastic as he was when he saw his biological father. He almost fell to his knees and licked him!"
Li Xiaowai was afraid that Wang Bingcai would lead them on the road of no return, so he quickly advised
"Yes, I am unlucky. Isn’t that idiot Kang Shuai even more unlucky than me? I finally met Chen Luo, and I didn’t have to be like him to meet my biological father!"After what Li Xiaowai said unintentionally, Wang Bingcai couldn't help but feel better.
"Damn it, it seems that my high school career is destined to be a tragedy!"
Sighing, Wang Bingcai squatted on the ground resignedly, looking at the ants moving on the ground with pain.
Li Xiaowai rolled his eyes:"Brother Cai, if we want to retaliate against Chen Luo, we know better than we can. You can come to the dark side!
Wang Bingcai looked at Li Xiaowai suspiciously:"You mean, using legitimate methods?"
Li Xiaowai thought for a while:"Generally speaking, we can think so."
Wang Bing then stood up:"Then what do you think can make Chen Luo look bad at me in terms of seriousness?""
"Than rich? Although damn Chen Luo is a poor dog, that girl Tang Xin screams like a big-footed brother, not to mention being affectionate. Chen Luo has no money, but Tang Xin has money!"
"More handsome? Although I'm more handsome than Chen Luo, those school beauties don't like me either. In their eyes, Chen Luo's face is more handsome than me!"
"Comparing scores, fuck him. It’s not like you haven’t seen the scores of these daily tests. He got 150 points in English. He got 145 points in the fucking test. He also got 100 points in math. Four, I won’t say anything else! His grades are probably on par with Lin Xiaohan's, how can I compare!"
"Then what else are you comparing to, your younger brother? I only have losers like you, my little brother, a big man in a suit wearing dozens of Hondas with a size of 100. Damn it, how can you compare?! Li Xiaowai:"
Brother Cai, that's right when you say so." Wang
Bingcai yelled loudly:"It's your uncle, damn, are you trying to make me angry?""
Li Xiaowai touched his head and smiled:"Brother Cai, isn't that literary party about to start? You have signed up, so we can make some ideas for this party! Wang
Bingcai's eyes lit up and he pointed at Li Xiaowai:"Yes, I can't do anything else, but can't I sing too well?" Hahaha, that’s it, let’s start from this literary party!"
Wang Bingcai became excited. He felt that he had found a way to defeat Chen Luo. Think about how much face he would gain if he sang loudly at the party and everyone stood up to applaud him.
In this way, he could both Give Chen Luo a blow, and regain the bad image left by the last hijacking incident in front of Lin Xiaohan!
It's like killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone!
Wang Bingcai clapped his hands excitedly:"Let's go, let's give it a fuck." What are you doing in school? Let’s find a restaurant and discuss it while eating!
"
When Gao Daxiong heard that he was going to a restaurant, he was immediately shocked. Then the three of them and the guard had a shameless show and ran out of the school.
In a small private room of a restaurant, Li Xiaowai suggested to Wang Bingcai
"Brother Cai, this is nothing. Why don't you just leak some information? Let's discipline those students, they don't dare to talk nonsense! As long as you show off your singing voice at the cultural party, your positive image will be fully restored immediately! Wang
Bingcai was very excited when Li Xiaowai said:"Yes, those little guys don't dare to say anything nonsense, but with my voice, do you think you can really sing well?""
It's not like Li Xiaowai and Gao Daxiong haven't heard Wang Bingcai singing at KTV. They looked at each other and lied in unison:"Of course!
Wang Bingcai was overjoyed:"Oh, that's the decision, hahaha!" Although my voice is very good, I can't be careless. I'll seize the time to do some surprise training these days. You guys go with me to the hospital, and I'll write a fake medical note!"
Li Xiaohuai thought to himself, I hope you can achieve something unexpectedly in the past few days...
In the classroom, this class is self-study. Tang Xin turned the gel pen in her hand and suddenly came next to Lin Xiaohan:"Sister, This Friday night is the cultural evening. Have you made any preparations? Lin
Xiaohan was surprised:"Oh, I do questions every day and have forgotten this. Alas, I can just sing a song when the time comes. Remind me on Thursday night and I will choose a song.""
Tang Xin's eyes widened and she yelled:"Sister, how can you just be so perfunctory! Our current life is already very boring. We finally have a chance to express ourselves. How can we be so careless! Besides, your dad is the director of the school, so you have to prepare yourself, not only for yourself, but also for Uncle Lin! Lin
Xiaohan waved her hand:"Okay, okay, what a big deal. With Lin Xiaohan's voice, it's not easy to catch. Let's discuss it tonight!" Tang
Xin laughed and said,"Hehehe, I didn't realize it, but you are quite narcissistic, eldest sister.""
When I got home in the afternoon, the two girls who liked to throw themselves on the sofa changed their normal behavior, ran upstairs, slammed the door, and then the sound of music rang in the room.
"What's going on here?"Secret monk Chen Luozhang was confused. He quickly sat on the sofa, turned on the TV, skipped the children's channel that the two girls had defaulted to, found a TV series, and started watching it. At this moment, a KTV private room Inside, Wang Bingcai was facing the screen, holding the microphone, and singing"The Tracker's Love" hoarsely.
Li Xiaowai and Gao Daxiong were sitting next to them. Although there were a lot of snacks and fruits on the coffee table, the two of them were They had no appetite at all.
After Wang Bing howled, they were so full that they couldn't eat anything anymore. What the hell was he singing?!
The whole private room was filled with the food that Wang Bing had created. There was a huge noise, and Li Xiao stood up staggeringly, opened the door to go to the toilet, but the door was not closed. The loud singing in the private room immediately floated to the corridor, and the people passing by covered their ears and quickly left in pain. Passing by the private room door.
Several gangsters were walking in the aisle in a good mood, thinking about singing"Tracker's Love" to open their voices for a while, but then they heard the voice of Wang Bingcai and his private room, and they almost vomited.
"Damn it, the stupid stuff in there, can you sing it with the door closed?"
"《"Tracker's Love" is something you can sing with your voices. I'll give you thirty seconds to change the song, or I'll blow up your bad mouth!"
"There are so many idiots, they sing like ducks quacking, and they still dare to open the door? Holy shit!"
A few gangsters were almost angry to death. They blocked the door of the room and yelled curses inside. Only then did Wang Bing see a few uninvited guests. He frowned and turned off the music. He suddenly heard what a few people said clearly and was so angry that his blood boiled. About to squirt out
"Nobita, kill these idiots!"
As soon as the music was turned off, the exhausted Gao Daxiong immediately regained his energy, stood up fiercely, pinched his bones and joints and walked towards the door.
"Damn it, I'm not allowed to comment if the singing is unpleasant? Okay, okay, keep singing, shall we walk?"
When a few skinny gangsters saw Gao Daxiong's appearance, they immediately wilted and ran away. After using the toilet, Li Xiaowai returned to the private room and saw Wang Bingcai sitting on the sofa glumly, with the music turned off. , I couldn't help but wonder for a while:"Brother Cai, what's wrong?
Wang Bingcai scolded angrily:"You don't know how to close the fucking door when you go out!" A few idiots who didn't know how to appreciate came here just now. They kept scolding Brother Cai for my singing. Is it ugly?"
Li Xiaowai and Gao Daxiong shook their heads quickly:"Those are all ridiculous, they don't know how to appreciate music at all!
Wang Bingcai perked up and said," That's right!" Remember to close the door next time when you go out. Are you just letting them listen to Brother Cai's songs? Paralyzed!"
Then the music started again
"Sister, you sit on the bow of the boat, brother, walk on the shore, love and love, swinging on the rope for a long time.~~~"
Gao Daxiong and Li Xiaowai looked at each other and showed helpless smiles.
The next day, another singing room
"Who the hell is singing in there? It's so unpleasant when the door is closed. I really can't bear it. Although we are waiters, we still have human rights. I sing this funny song for several hours. I'm going crazy!"
Outside Wang Bingcai's private room, the two waiters on duty in the aisle were almost driven crazy and complained to each other. In the private room, Wang Bingcai's sharp howl came out:"Oh, pray to the sky. Pay homage, don’t let your imagination run wild, God has his own plans! God loves stupid kids!!!"
"If Liu Tianwang knew that there was such a version of"Stupid Kid", he would probably bring someone to kill him, right?"
Wang Bing felt urgent to urinate while singing. He opened the door and ran out. Go back quickly. He can sing for a while longer.
But he came out very suddenly, so he suddenly heard two waiters outside the private room. The conversation was so strange that I was stunned for a moment.
"Is my singing that bad?!"
Wang Bingcai couldn't believe his ears and asked the two waiters
"Did you sing that song just now?"A waiter asked warily.
"yes"
"Holy shit! Big brother, you are the big brother, okay? How about we reimburse you for today's expenses? How about we stop singing and go have a meal? How about letting your companion sing?"One waiter reached out to touch his wallet, and another person also clasped his hands together, as if praying to Buddha.
"I...I want your damn money?! I want to sing, holy shit!"
Wang Bing just bit his tongue, jumped up angrily, and ran to the toilet while pumping the air conditioner. As a result, when he drained the water, his legs were shaking with anger and his hands were all wet. On the third day, they changed to a private room. , the walls of the private room of this KTV were relatively thin. As a result, Wang Bing had only been singing for half an hour when a group of tall and strong middle-aged uncles flooded into the room. Without a word, they turned off the TV, unplugged the cord, and kicked people out
"Kid, you skipped school just to ruin these classic songs? Uncles, please spare us. If you continue to mess up like this, we won't be able to afford any harm!"
Wang Bingcai walked down the street in despair, feeling that life was boring for a moment. Now, no matter how narcissistic he is, he understands that he is really not good at singing.
Gao Daxiong and Li Xiaowai walked behind, and they also I don’t know how to comfort Wang Bingcai.
"So what, Brother Cai, how about we... lip-sync at the party?"
Li Xiaowai came over and suggested to Wang Bingcai.
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