Live fortune telling: Water friend, your head is a little green

At this time, I am single for ten thousand years.

Confused.

The smiling face became like a mourning concubine

"No, Master Qin, didn’t I ask you to be my girlfriend? I don’t have a girlfriend when I’m in college, and I don’t have a girlfriend after I graduate. I have to wait until I’m 38? To have a girlfriend?"

"In Japanese comics, even a virgin at the age of 30 can master magic!"

"Then I can become a magician!"

Wannian Single Dog was indignant.

In the live broadcast room, netizens all laughed when they saw him like this.

"Hahahahaha"

"The name you chose yourself, Master Lai Qin? It would be nice if you weren’t single for ten thousand years."

"The program is effective"

"Killing me"

"The powerful magister is so terrifying. Can he use his right unicorn arm to beat Superman with one punch?"

"Let’s discuss it seriously: Isn’t it normal for this boy to have no partner? You look good, but you don’t care about cleanliness. Why don’t you get up after 12 o’clock? That's it? Who would like such a boy!"

"Brother, if you stay away from women, you will become unfortunate. Let me bear this misfortune for you!"

The barrage was densely packed.

But there were also some that were too ugly, such as ugly, toad and so on.

This made this single man even more dissatisfied.

His mood dropped sharply.

At this time, Qin Yue spoke.

"I just said that you are 38 years old and can find a girlfriend"

"This does not mean that you are still a virgin at the age of 38"

"After a while, you experience frustration in life, feel disheartened, and feel that none of the girls today are suitable for you."

"you will meet a good girl"

"She doesn’t want your car or your house, and she doesn’t even care whether you have a job or how poor your family is."

When Ten Thousand Years Single Dog heard this, he suddenly became full of enthusiasm and became excited again.

"Can I ever meet such a good girl?"

He looked forward to it.

Qin Yue nodded.

"You can encounter it. Even if they charge you three hundred yuan at a time, you won't suffer any loss."

The smile of the ten thousand-year-old bachelor froze once again.

In the live broadcast room, there was a sudden burst of laughter.

Directly hahahahaha +9999

"It only costs you 300 yuan each time. Is it too much?"

"Hahaha, you will understand in seconds"

"Everyone understands"

"I understand, this guy is still a prostitute!"

"Killing me"

"Hey, disgusting!"

Wannian Single Dog is about to vomit blood at this time.

"Master Qin, please stop talking. I want to show my face. I swear, I am definitely not such a person."

Qin Yue nodded,"You'd better not go! After all, judging from your appearance, you will be imprisoned three times in the future, all because of this."

In the live broadcast room, there was another burst of laughter.

Wannian Single Dog was anxious and started wailing.

"Holy shit! No! Master Qin, if you keep talking, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it even if I jump into the Yellow River!"

But this person has a good personality. Qin Yue said this, and he wasn't angry.

On the contrary, the live broadcast effect was explosive.

"Master Qin, please think of a way for me. I don’t want this either. Can this be resolved?"

"Of course!"Qin Yue nodded."Actually, none of these are unbreakable, but it depends on whether you can do it!"

The single dog for ten thousand years has regained his spirit again.

"Master Qin, as long as you say it, I will definitely do it."

Qin Yue nodded.

"Shuiyou, let me tell you the truth, you can't fall in love in college. The reason is very simple. You probably know it yourself."

"Girls in college are actually very simple and don't care about too much money, but they will definitely care about their looks."

"This condition on your face is considered a disease. But I also know that you don’t have money for treatment. The simplest way is to drink more water and exercise more."

"Get up at 6 o'clock every morning and run 800 meters. Half an hour after dinner in the evening, run 800 meters."

"Pay attention to hygiene, bathe frequently, and don't eat spicy food, your instant noodles, good guy, hot and sour beef noodles." I'm afraid I have heard these words before.

Even many people with acne have heard it.

They also know that as long as they do it, they can basically get rid of the current situation.

But will some people listen? ?

No.

Why?

Not self-disciplined, lazy.

You can tell from the situation of being single for ten thousand years. At 12 o'clock at noon, I was still lying on the bed.

The hot and sour beef noodles I had eaten were still beside me..

If you ask him to do this, he will definitely not be able to do it.

Of course, if others say this, he will not listen carefully.

But Qin Yue has said so, how can he dare not to listen?

After all, this is related to himself. I can’t find a girlfriend until I’m 38. I don’t want to be a magician but I end up being caught. Things in Oranges

"Master, I have written it down. From now on, I will work hard. I swear here, I swear to the five million people in the live broadcast room, I will definitely do it!" The Ten

Thousand Years Single said loudly.

Of course, there are not five million people in the live broadcast room, but there are still five million people.

In fact, this Ten Thousand Years Single is indeed lazy and undisciplined.

But he also has advantages.

That is his character.

This person is naturally optimistic.

He is like a happy little fool.

Of course, if he continues like this, he will become a happy little fool!

Qin Yue continued to remind

"Another point is that your face cannot be changed for a while, but there are some things that can be changed."

"If I read it correctly, you have failed every year for three years in this university. You think it doesn’t matter now, but if you go and ask about other people’s school grades, most of them are A or B."

"You have been classified as C or D level!"

"You think it doesn't matter, but when you're looking for a job, appearance is not an advantage. Physical fitness is not an advantage. Even the grades are worse than others"

"This is very disadvantageous in job interviews. You don’t think there is any problem with these now, but when you face them, you will realize that the difficulties and hardships in life are coming one after another."

"Others are surviving in the enterprise, and there is room for advancement in the future. You can only work part-time, earn little money, and have a low social status, which further hinders you from finding a girlfriend."

"Women will deceive you. 300 yuan was earned by you frugally."

"Remember, women only affect the speed at which you make money."

Hearing this, Wannian Single Dog looked sad again.

"Master, please, don’t mention this!"