Live fortune telling: Water friend, your head is a little green

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Wasn’t it completely divorced last month? My parents saw that I was not in good condition, so they quickly arranged a blind date, and then I had another one.

Soon, a month passed, and the parents began to meet and planned to get married.

Yesterday, the family and the woman's parents had a meal together and discussed the cost.

The common neglected situation in the middle is as follows.

Betrothal gift: 66,000. I paid for it myself, and the book really made me some money, so I agreed without much thought.

(Three gold 1.5w has been bought)

The wedding house is the house I had bought with my ex-wife before. There is no contradiction in this, but the woman wants to add her name, so just add it. My parents agree, and I think we can live together, so I agree. (Anyway, I paid for it, and it may be mine if we get divorced in the future. No objection.) After talking about the house, we started talking about decoration. After all, I lived with my ex-wife and was about to marry a new wife, so I wanted to During the renovation, contradictions began to accumulate.

My parents: Offered 10W simple package, 20,000 yuan for furniture. They wanted the woman to buy electrical appliances but didn’t say it clearly. They wanted the woman to say it herself.

Woman: The woman’s parents remained silent.

Finally, the woman’s father said: Let the two children make electrical appliances by themselves! (This shit fell on me again.) After saying this, my mother pinched me (I will definitely die when I get home at night), but she didn’t dare to point it out.

The scene is already a bit embarrassing!

After talking about the decoration, my parents were already a little embarrassed.

Wedding: I won’t talk about other expenses. My family must have gone out (initially, miscellaneous weddings, excluding banquets, total 40,000).

The key problem lies in the banquet. The woman asked us to book 50 tables (the woman ordered a total of 100 tables, 90 tables for banquets, and 10 tables for guests). The woman’s banquet money (equivalent to more than 50,000, the key point is that each person collects the gift money).

Parents: More than 50,000 yuan is not too much, so my parents agreed. But my mother probably couldn’t bear it anymore and asked about the dowry explicitly.

Mom: These two children work far away from where they live, and the transportation is not very convenient. Why don’t your mother-in-law take a look at the dowry items! (Dowry car)

Woman: Transportation is quite convenient now. Transportation shouldn’t be a problem in the future. (I'm speechless, my parents are already cross-faced.)

Mom: (I can't hold it anymore!) What do you think about the woman's dowry? (The wording is no longer so polite)

Woman: She just has such a daughter, but she really doesn’t have much money. She said that she can give her a dowry of about 30,000 yuan at most.

(Didn’t I just give you 66666?)

Mom: (not easy to get angry) still said it would be best to get a car as a wife.

Woman: Still saying that the car is too expensive and I can’t afford it. However, the dowry money increased to about 40,000 yuan.

In the end, the discussion about the dowry ended uneasily, and my father, a peacemaker, took us off topic and distracted us from family matters.

At the end of the meal, the engagement money of 9999 was given.

Everyone went back to their homes. On the way, my mother lost her temper and pointed out to me that if her family’s dowry would only be a small amount, firstly, it would be impossible to add names to the house, secondly, the banquet would be held separately, and thirdly, after marriage, I would have to hand over my parents’ monthly salary of 1,500 yuan. They saved it for me, fearing that the woman would eventually give it all to her parents.

Then he told me to call my girlfriend when I got home. When I got home, I called my girlfriend in front of my mother and explained the matter to her. My girlfriend started arguing with me on the phone. She said that the banquets could be held separately, and the house must be named. He also said that she was the only daughter in their family, and she could not get married to burden the family. After getting married, there would be two old people in the family with no one to take care of them......, it was not easy for her parents to raise her.

I was so angry when I heard those words. It's not easy for your family to raise you! It's easy for my family to support me. Now it's not like in ancient times that we can't just go back to our parents' home. Both parties are equal. When we get married, we are two introducers, and I haven't accepted any of them.

My mother probably thought that the matter was a bit serious, so she came over to persuade me to have a good talk with her. If it really didn't work, I would do this first. Don't mess up the happy event. I didn't say anything and went back to the room. After thinking about it, I felt so angry that I just dropped my iPhone 8p.

I just want to ask everyone, is it better to buy an Apple at 13p or an Apple at 13pm?

(Sorry for the confusion, I use Huawei (dog head))

……

Okay, let’s get down to business.

It's November, and I've been writing the book for two months. There are still five days left before the two months are full, and the author has written 640,000 words.

Looking back, I admire how I, a turtle with a speed of 1,000 per hour, managed to write this.

But I gave myself a few slaps first, which was too disappointing. Last month I agreed to add more flowers, but in the end I didn’t get the bonus. It was too tiring, too much, and I couldn’t add more flowers.

The author's words sounded like farts, and in the end he just added monthly tickets for more updates.

I still owe four more, and I can't add more.

Mainly just tired.

Kidney deficiency, physical weakness, hair loss, staying up late, unable to hold on any longer.

Someone in the author group said that if you grit your teeth and hold on, you will never be able to go back.

That's right, I now belong to the group of people who can't go back.

I plan to update 6,000 words in November. I will take a few days off and see if I can bite the bullet and update 9,000 words.

Or 100 monthly tickets plus one update.

Of course the author probably farted.

Anyway, I still have to write. After all, if I get divorced this time, the author may have three, four, five, six or seven wives!

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