"Hahahahaha!"

"Is this a university dormitory? Good guys, how did you three get together?"

"Your dormitory must be very crowded, right?"

"It’s so funny, this is too fat!"

"For those who didn’t know, I thought you were three brothers."

The three of them are also very optimistic and cheerful.

"Master Qin, do you know why our ID is called Qianjin Group?"

"It’s because the four of us in our dormitory weigh a thousand pounds in total."

Good guy, 250 per person?

Qin Yue smiled and said:"Then you three, do you want to calculate it?"

"Everything is fine"

"Master, if you don’t mind the trouble, you can count it all!"

Qin Yue nodded.

"Let’s count the one on the left first, the one in green!"

The boy on the left quickly got in front of the camera.

He straightened his face.

"I have a serious face, and I definitely don’t use beauty. My skin is also very good. I know how to take shelter when it rains, and I know how to eat when I’m hungry. I want a girl to be my girlfriend."

"Are you putting aside the blind date?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"They say fat people have a sense of humor, and it’s true!"

"LOL!"

Qin Yue also smiled, and then said:"This water friend's family is in the Northeast, he was born in a city, and his family is well off."

The boy in green clothes nodded immediately.

"That's right!"

"As an only child, his parents often bickered, quarreled, and became enemies."

When the boy in green clothes heard this, he nodded quickly, and then said:"Master Qin, you are complimenting my parents by saying that you are happy with your enemies. It was simply a war, and most of the time, it was my mother who scolded my father.! Qin

Yue said with a smile:"Mom scolding dad is called henpecking. Dad scolding mom may be domestic violence. If it were the other way around, your family would have divorced a long time ago!""

The classic double standard is here.

But this is the truth.

Between men and women, men's ability to tolerate language can go in one ear and out the other.

They can't hear it.

Women's ability to tolerate verbal abuse seems to be Every word is engraved in my heart.

So if the man scolds the woman and the woman is still very strong-willed, most of them will go to the road of divorce.

Of course, this is just a quarrel, not a fight.

Fighting is another story.

"When you were young, you were playful and a typical scumbag, but after you entered high school, you worked hard to catch up, became the top scholar, and entered college. Of course, all three of you were the same!"

"That's right, that's right"

"It's my turn, Master Qin."

The boy in red clothes came to the camera.

Qin Yue looked at him and said with a smile:"You were born in Yun City, from a poor family. Your parents, grandfather, and even great-grandfather are all still alive. You have four generations living under the same roof. There are four brothers and sisters in total.!"

Hearing this, the man nodded immediately

"Master Qin is so accurate."

Of course, the four children were still commented on by water friends in the live broadcast room.

"One child from a wealthy family and four children from a poor family"

"Good guy, the poorer you are, the better off you are!"

"This water friend has also gone to college, at least he can spell it!"

"I wonder if he is the only boy in the family!"

"If you are the boss, you will have a hard time in the future."

Seeing people around him talking about his family, the boy immediately became unhappy and said,"I am the second eldest son in my family. I have an older brother, a younger brother and a younger sister. My family was relocated when I was in junior high school. Now, each of the children has an apartment, and my sister also has one."

Water friends:"????"

"????"

"I'm the clown myself?"

"Farewell!"

"Show off your wealth? A naked show of wealth?"

Qin Yue also laughed.

"You have said this, what else can I say?"

"Then the next one!"

So the water friend in red gave way to the third water friend.

It was a water friend in black.

This water friend is a bit interesting.

Although he is also very fat, his facial features are very well proportioned.

To put it simply, he is handsome. fat man

"Water friends, you will definitely look handsome when you lose weight!"

"This water friend looks good!"

"Fat people are all potential stocks."

People who often watch the live broadcast in Qin Yue's live broadcast room gradually pay attention to some fortune-telling news.

Some big V blogs and Internet celebrities actually prefer to analyze a person's face during fortune-telling.

Qin Yue naturally It can also be analyzed, but it is not necessary.

Tell the answer directly.

Moreover, there are some details that cannot be seen from the face. Qin Yue can even know what color socks the other party is wearing. Can this be seen in the live broadcast room?

"This water friend was born in an ordinary family, but lost his father when he was six years old and his mother when he was eight years old. Both his parents died. Fortunately, his eldest sister was like his mother and he was always raised by his elder sister."

The other party obviously had a calmer personality and nodded."That's right!"

But when his parents died, he was too young. Although he was very broken at the time, many years have passed.

So he can accept what Qin Yue said.

Qin Yue said:"But you have good luck in love, and the girls you meet They all really take care of you, like you, and currently have five girlfriends."

This time, netizens in the live broadcast room who had just sympathized with this water friend exploded.

"Envy makes me separated"

"Lemon"

"Friends of the water, draw your sword!"

"God closes a door for you and opens a window for you"

"He's so fat and has a girlfriend?"

"I found the reason why I'm single, it's not fat enough."

Qin Yue said:"The three of you all started to gain weight after going to college."

"When I said you were eating pig feed, I didn't mean that your school cafeteria is good, but that someone put pig feed additives in your water!"

"This additive can increase your appetite and increase fat in a short period of time, and the effect is very obvious."

At this time, the three fat men who were originally laughing suddenly widened their eyes.

They could hardly believe their ears.

"Master Qin, what did you say? The three of us were put on pig feed?"

"Is this someone poisoning us?"

"How can it be?"

The fat man in black clothes frowned.

"I used to be very thin, but this year when I went to college, I suddenly gained weight."

"Damn, me too, I thought our school cafeteria was too good!"

"The three of us were poisoned together? Damn it, it can’t be Wang Ke!"

There were three victims at the scene, but there are usually four people in the dormitory. Only the last person was left, who was not at the scene.

It was the Wang Ke mentioned by this person.

Qin Yue said lightly:"Think carefully, who is in the dormitory? Drawing water but not drinking it, is there any conflict between you and him?"

Some things, once you have doubts.

It seems that all the clues point to one person

"Damn, it’s really Wang Ke!"

"He is the most diligent and always helps us fetch water. Many times when we come back, the water has been changed."

"Damn it, if I don’t say it, I don’t feel it. But if I say it, I feel like there is always a smell from the water dispenser in our dormitory."

"When we started school, he said that his family raised pigs"

"The three of us were quite thin at the time. He was only 175, but weighed 200 pounds."

"Damn it, he won’t give us pig feed just because we said he was fat!"

These people have already believed Qin Yue's statement.

For a moment, netizens were also shocked.

"Victim's testimony"

"It’s started, it tastes like that!"

"Is this considered poisoning? Poisoning in the dormitory directly endangers the health of others and can be sentenced to prison"

"I'll go and call the police directly!"

"Water friends, look for evidence first!"

The three people obviously thought of this.

"Master Qin, is there any evidence to prove that he did this?"

Of course Qin Yue knew.

But before he opened his mouth, the bedroom door was opened.

"I'm back, what are you three doing?"

Then, a fat man came over and took a look at the mobile phones they were facing.

At this time, the atmosphere was very awkward.

There was anger in the eyes of the three people.

But no one took action.

They were not impulsive kids in junior high school or high school anymore.

They hit people. But you have to pay for it

"Master Qin, keep talking!"

Qin Yue nodded,"The thing is behind the red book on the other side's bookshelf. It's a ten centimeter bottle. When you take it out later, just put it in the bag and don't get your own fingerprints on it, and then test the inside of the bucket in the dormitory. water, you can prove it!"

Hearing this, the three people stood up suddenly.

And the classmate named Wang Ke was shocked.

He stopped in front of his bookshelf

"What are you doing!"

"What do you think we are going to do?"

"Wang Ke, you are so shameful. We have been roommates with you for such a long time, and you actually gave us pig feed."

"Call the police!"

"Call the police directly. When the provincial guidance counselor came, he said he hid it because the school had a good reputation."

"Control him, don't let him destroy the evidence"

"Find plastic bags and listen to Master Qin!"

These people were in a quarrel.

You know, everyone in the dormitory weighed more than 200.

When the battle started, the mountains and the earth shook.

It was like human shields and tanks slashing at each other.

There was a huge clang sound. came.

Fortunately, the classmate in black clothes picked up the phone holder, otherwise the phone would have been knocked off the ground.

"Got into a fight?"

"Who had a fight in the dormitory?"

"309"

"I rely on my brother to stop fighting, what’s going on!"

The other dormitories were all moved upon hearing the sound.

After a while, the dormitory teachers came over in alarm!

Fortunately, they were in the middle of a fight.

The bottle of important evidence was also snatched away by them.

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