Three Kingdoms: The son-in-law was lying flat, and Lu Bu eavesdropped on his heart

really!

Good products are not cheap, and good products are not cheap.

This is true regardless of ancient or modern times.

When the large sedan chair carried by sixteen people walked through the streets of Jixian County.

Wang Hao could clearly hear the squeaking sound caused by the swing of the sedan chair.

You know, it was a large sedan chair carried by sixteen people.

Even if a cow was sitting inside, it probably wouldn't cause such a loud noise.

Looking at the bearers carrying the sedan, they were all sweating profusely and trembling as they walked, as if they were about to fall down in the next second.

Beside him were sixteen sedan bearers, who took turns carrying the sedan chair. It took about half an hour to complete the main road in Xiaoxiaoji County!

Good guy!

Wang Hao felt choked just looking at it.

If it were me, I would have to vomit blood from exhaustion!

Guru~~~

Swallowed.

Wang Hao tried to glance at Lu Bu, who was sitting on a tall horse with flowers on his chest in front of the sedan chair.

It's obviously a happy day, but why the hell does it feel like my father is dead.

Not only was there no smile on his face. that feeling......

As if given a shoulder, she could cry directly.

Wang Hao was amazed and complained in his heart:

【I am so guilty. Why did I scold Lu Bu before for being a licker?】

【They are doing good things! Only you, Lu Bu, can conquer a woman like this kind of titan!】

【However, who would have thought that Liu Yu, who was so talented, could actually give birth to a woman of this size?】

【I have to admit that it is good to have a high-class family and not worry about food and drink. Lu Bu can be considered a high-ranking person.】

【Oh my god, I can't help it anymore. I couldn't bear it anymore. I quickly slipped out and laughed for a while. 】

Forehead......

Lu Bu suddenly had a dark look on his face.

If I had known that Liu Yu's daughter had this kind of physique.

How could he agree?

At first, I only considered that Liu Yu was a member of the Han clan and a wealthy family.

But who would have thought that instead of the lady in everyone's mind, she is a fat titan pig!

Depend on!

Lu Bu suddenly felt in his heart that ten thousand grass and mud horses were running past.

He really wants to break off the engagement!

But just thinking about offending Liu Yu might kill him.

Lu Bu could only knock out his teeth and swallow it!

It’s so deceptive!

What the hell......

That's not even the most annoying thing.

After all, even if he married a tigress, no one would dare to say anything.

But damn, Wang Hao is different!

Even if he doesn't say anything, you can hear his heart.

A titan fat pig in one sentence!

It's like holding a dagger and stabbing my heart one by one!

Depend on! this feeling......

It's a heart-wrenching rhythm

"Arrogant~~~"

Peng!

There was a loud bang.

A puff of dust kicked up.

The next second, seven or eight maids came forward to help him.

He held up the curtain; he held up the hem of the skirt; ordinary people could stand up in one breath, but it took this fat titan pig about ten breaths to stand up.

Under the red hijab, she did not forget to complain:"It's so troublesome to get married, how nice it would be to go directly to the bridal chamber!"

Ah poof~~~

Wang Hao, who hadn't laughed enough in the crowd, couldn't help it anymore.

He was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his mouth to prevent laughter from coming out.

However, he was already overjoyed:

【Damn it! Liu Yu is awesome for giving birth to such an amazing daughter.】

【Lu Bu thought she was a lady, but she turned out to be a fat pig!】

【Ha ha! It’s been more than twenty years, I guess, and I haven’t touched a man yet, and yet I want to get married!】

【Lu Bu has lost weight this time, don't let him be mummified!】

【Otherwise, Lu Bu, the god of war, would probably end here.】

【Hahahahaha! No, it's too funny. 】

Fuck!

Lu Bu cursed in his heart.

In the past, he would be very upset if he couldn't hear Wang Hao's voice.

But now, he heard Wang Hao's voice and became even more upset!

Accompanied by a burst of bells and drums.

The wedding ceremony officially begins.

Wang Hao never dared to go in, for fear that his laughter would cause unnecessary trouble again.

Until that sentence......

"Pay homage to heaven and earth!"

"......"

"Two thanks to Gaotang!"

"......"

"Husband and wife say goodbye!"

"......"

"Send it to the bridal chamber!"

"......"

"Completed~~~"

Only Wang Hao dared to come out.

Fortunately, Lu Qiling was pregnant and could not come out.

Otherwise, depending on her temperament, I guess she would have laughed on the spot.

"Everyone has a good time eating and drinking!"

"Don't be polite!"

"Come on, come on, eat!"

"Eat more and talk less, be careful that walls have ears"

"......"

The bridal chamber.

The hall was filled with red candles and was peaceful.

This is a happy day for harmony and beauty.

But sitting on this short couch was a fat pig, which made Lu Bu not even interested in stepping forward and lifting his hijab.

Lu Bu took a deep breath and slowly moved forward.

Every step you take is as difficult as crossing a mountain.

"But Lu Bu?"

Liu Ya said openly.

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Lu Bu nodded.

That coquettish look made her look like a girl.

"Come quickly and lift your hijab. Liu

Ya urged Lu Bu and said angrily:"This thing is too troublesome, take it off quickly, I will starve to death.""

Gulu~~

Lu Bu swallowed his saliva, feeling very heavy.

Damn it!

You've already got such a tonnage, and you're still hungry?

Liu Yu is really awesome. There are so many people in the Han Dynasty who don't have enough to eat, but his daughter is actually Eat like a pig!

The clan members of the Han clan are really awesome to the extreme!

"Hurry up!

Liu Ya seemed a little impatient and urged again:"Aren't you a general from the army?" I heard from my father that he has always been resolute and a real man, so why are you taking advantage of him like this!"

"Forehead......"

Lu Bu wasn't happy enough.

He clearly doesn’t want to!

But now the arrow is on the string and must be fired.

Lu Bu could only cry, slowly picked up the gold hairpin and lifted Liu Ya's head.

I have to admit that although Liu Ya is a titan fat pig, her facial features are still signs and she doesn’t really look like a pig.

"Finally opened it"

"call~~~"

Liu Ya let out a long breath and pointed directly to the food table next to her:"Go! Bring me that roast chicken. After working on the sedan chair for so long, I'm almost starving."

"ah?"

Lu Bu's eyes widened.

He thought to himself,"Have you misunderstood the word"bian"?

If you were flat, then wouldn't I, Lu Bu, have died long ago?"

"Ah for what!"

Liu Ya raised her eyebrows and glared at Lu Bu fiercely:"Bring me the roast chicken quickly. You asked me to say it twice. You really don't have any eyesight!"

Damn it!

Lu Bu was furious, and his eyebrows were twisted together.

Liu Ya was frightened, and she leaned back subconsciously:"What are you going to do? Believe it or not, I will sue my father for you! You said you bullied me on your wedding night. Let’s see if my father doesn’t break your legs!" call~~~

Lu Bu immediately wilted.

At that moment, he stood up and rushed to the food table, picked up the roast chicken and came over:"Here!"

Liu Ya glanced at Lu Bu angrily:"What is your attitude? I tell you, I, Liu Ya, am the first You are married, and you are a member of the Han clan, with a rich body, and a widowed husband, you are lucky!"

"I......"

Lu Bu was furious and stared at Liu Ya fiercely.

"What are you going to do? Liu

Ya was so frightened that she hurriedly dodged, closed her eyes and cursed:"Let me tell you, my father is the Zongzheng of the current dynasty, and he has a close relationship with His Majesty. How dare you touch a hair on my head?" I promise you won’t be able to eat anymore and just walk around!"

"Fuck!"

Lu Bu immediately swore.

What a coward.

Love is not about marrying back a wife, but marrying back an ancestor!

That day Liu Yu just said that his daughter was spoiled by him, but he didn't expect that she would be so bad.!

Damn!

I want to return the goods, okay?

Lu Bu's heart was bleeding!

Seeing that Lu Bu hadn't moved for a long time, Liu Ya immediately knew that Lu Bu was afraid of her father.

So, she became bolder, and the corners of her lips slightly Yang said:"I tell you, from now on, you can only be nice to me; you must pamper me, but you cannot lie to me; you must do everything you promise me!""

"Everything you say to me must be sincere! Don’t lie to me or scold me, but care about me; when others bully me, you must come out to help me at the first moment;"

"When I am happy, you must accompany me to be happy; when I am unhappy, you must make me happy; you must always think that I am the most beautiful; you must also see me in your dreams; you must only have me in your heart......."

Ah poof~~~

Lu Bu almost vomited:"Are you finished yet?"

Liu Ya said angrily:"Huh! How dare you hurt me? I will tell my father tomorrow"

"Oops~~"

Lu Bu was so angry that he didn't know what to say:"My aunt! Can you calm down for a while and eat your roast chicken? This is made by my son-in-law."

"oh? Really?"

Liu Ya tried to take a bite.

The crispy and delicious feeling immediately made her taste buds explode:"Wow~~~It's delicious. It's so good. It's even better than what the chef in the palace makes!"

"Son-in-law, right? Liu

Ya tried to ask

"Um.

Lu Bu nodded:"That's right!" His name is Wang Hao."

Liu Ya nodded while eating:"Wow~~This craft is simply amazing. Is he a chef?

Lu Bu shook his head:"No!" He is a scholar, well versed in writing, and rich in strategies! Liu

Ya didn't believe it:"How is it possible? You don't understand the principle of a gentleman traveling far away from the cook?" No wonder, you are a poor person. If it weren't for my father, you would be in your current position. What a joke!"

Nah!

The anger in Lu Bu's heart suddenly rose to the sky:"I tell you, the position of Guangyang County Sheriff was obtained by my real ability, Lu Bu, and has nothing to do with your father!"

"oh~~"

Liu Ya responded casually:"Then why did you agree to marry me? When my father wanted me to marry those princes and nobles, they didn't want me, only you wanted me!"

"Forehead......"

Lu Bu's heart was broken.

If I hadn't dared to offend Liu Yu, I would have killed the monster like you by now. Do you believe it? certainly......

Lu Bu didn't dare to say such things.

He was indifferent for a while, and his hostile eyes were like sharp swords.

But Liu Ya only had eyes for roasted chicken. She ate it until her mouth was filled with grease and even pecked her fingers. Can you believe it?

"Wow~~~"

"too delicious."

Liu Ya had a look of enjoyment on her face, and immediately turned to look at Lu Bu:"Although I am not very satisfied with you, fortunately you have a good son-in-law. Congratulations, you have officially become the son-in-law of my Liu family."

"ah? Lu

Bu looked confused.

Before he could figure out what was going on, a huge shadow rushed over directly:"There are flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, plenty of wine and food, how can we waste time!""

"Husband~~~"

"I am coming!"

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